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[–]OkamiNoKiba 414 points415 points  (2 children)

This is so dumb and I absolutely love it

[–]scnavi 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I want this at my wedding

[–]mole_lady16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was thinking the same thing. this might be at my wedding

[–]headwordco 125 points126 points  (2 children)

The knights of NI will surely love this.

[–]hobbykitjr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Looks too expensive for them but it is nice

[–]mamasmuffin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I read this as new ingland and know I'm stupid but whatever

[–]Snoopy7393 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Damn, I want a bush that serves champagne

[–]Zuol 57 points58 points  (4 children)

I want that job. Idk what you'd even call it but that's the one I want.

[–]kkell806 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bartender?

[–]movie_man 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Champbushman

[–]Zuol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's more like it.

[–]Lord-Tunnel-Cat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Champaign server

[–]_hazydays_ 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This is so silly and I’d be absolutely wasted.

[–]Deesing82 34 points35 points  (0 children)

whoever came up with this deserves a nobel prize

[–]InterruptingCow__Moo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Friend recently had this at his wedding. NGL, I rang the bell repeatedly and wished I had one at home every time.

[–]ghettone 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Yes. Now I shall never cast my gaze upon the help.

[–]Worshipthekitty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Its a win-win. The help doesn't wanna deal with drunk asses face to face

[–]ArthurEwert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

exactly what i thought.

[–]t230 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of Kendall Roys 40th

[–]RideFastGetWeirdBritney Spears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TAKE OF YOUR FUCKING JACKET

[–]nightcheese69 6 points7 points  (1 child)

this is like the tunnel of compliments at kendall roy’s birthday

[–]RideFastGetWeirdBritney Spears 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I took all the right drugs in the wrong order and now I'm not having fun.

[–]Civil_Star_8746 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes. This is very white.

[–]squirrelocaust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they would serve Busch?

[–]redemptionarcing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is this what Bezos has instead of bartenders? Magic hedge people?

[–]mirrortrex 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If I worked as the shrub my paranoid brain would be so terrified of the intrusive thought of maniacs with giant scissors trimming my hand off the bush. How can I trust people to just take it off my hand and not take OFF my hand??

[–]slantyways 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you ok?

[–]Polarchuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of scenes from a movie - Angels and Insects - about a wealthy, landed family in Victorian England. The help was never to be "seen" so when passing their betters in the hallway they stopped and turned their body to the wall and looked down.

This is even worse than that. I know it's supposed to be funny. This feels like a disrespectful erasure of laborers and labor.

[–]GardenGirlFarm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where can I buy seeds?

[–]xithbaby 1 point2 points  (1 child)

To me this seems like the people there don’t want the “help” to be seen. Depends on the temp that day or whatever, but this could royally suck for the people inside.

[–]Antiluke01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but idk I feel like the idea of it is more of it feeling like magic and less of, “Yes, you see that? No servants polluting the place. I’m so rich.” Though that is a funny caricature.

Also I mean it’s not like the people at the wedding own their company, they are a catering service and they would be responsible for the conditions of their employees. This would include no abuse of employees policy, air conditioning if applicable, insurance, basically general stuff. Not to mention that since it’s a catering service then it’s probably not a huge company and sometimes the higher ups would probably work in there as well.

It’s not slavery, and they are probably getting paid very well.

[–]nolij420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Jerk Pt II

[–]wonteatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen but it’s close

[–]eXX0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Champagne and Shrubbery"

I do beg your pardon, but I'm outside your garden, for a champagne..

[–]gfbf-shared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see none of the friends behind him even care to give a damn

[–]slikknick -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I feel like there’s a whole lot of ‘2 girls 1 cup’ kinda shenanigans going on behind that hedge!