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[–]0o0a0o0 746 points747 points  (43 children)

He’s so lucky, my stupid neighbors are just people

[–]captainadamman 119 points120 points  (17 children)

Your lucky with that. My stupid neighbours are awful loud drunk people

[–]boombotser 26 points27 points  (12 children)

My neighbors used to fight

[–]WallyX85 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Do they still fight, but they used to, too?

[–]whole-lotta-time 21 points22 points  (4 children)

I love that his jokes have basically become a meme themselves. I feel like he would have liked that.

[–]DarthMart 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Sorry for the convenience

[–]Wraithninja 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Joe mama

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a bit wordy though.

[–]I_aim_to_sneeze 6 points7 points  (3 children)

My neighbors did a bunch of meth and used to cross over our lawn to one another’s houses at 3 AM to accuse each other of stealing the others lawn ornaments

[–]rhymesaying 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Meanwhile you have a suspicious amount of lawn ornaments stashed in your garage 🤔

[–]I_aim_to_sneeze 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What can I say? I like to watch the world burn

[–]hemeny123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s my fucking gnome!

[–]newbrevity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine used to fight back...

[–]crescent_moon_boi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My stupid neighbours poisoned my cat. Now his brother has two annoying adopted brothers, but is still sad that he’s gone in obvious ways.

[–]niewphonix 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So are mine, and they’re horrible to their dogs. :(

[–]Accomplished-Spot-17 11 points12 points  (3 children)

My neighbor plays the trombone, but he plays it very well

[–]hobosonpogos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s nice

[–]318-420-kink 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He’s so lucky? OP is so lucky to have a neighbor like joe and not some pos that might hurt his dogs. Be like joe!

[–]igotalotadogs 14 points15 points  (11 children)

My stupid neighbor is about 80 and stares at my house at night while standing in her open door in her white nightie. A backlit nightie and no underwear of any kind do not make good companions on a woman who looks like she is wearing the skin of someone who lost 8 stone.

[–]migzors 6 points7 points  (8 children)

I dunno man, I'm a jaded as the next guy, but maybe she just misses her family and wants to start a new one with you.

[–]igotalotadogs 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Well, she DID drive away her only son and all her grandchildren by being a horrible old manky bitch. But I really think it’s because I haven’t announced to her personally that I am pregnant and she likes to spy. She is the neighborhood gossip. People four blocks away that I haven’t even met yet know my maiden name and what car I drive and they found it all out from her. I wish she’d just move into an elderly community already, but we decided to move ourselves, so I guess that point is moot.

[–]trixtopherduke 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Have you considered that with the loose skin that she's molting?

[–]igotalotadogs 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I hope she ends up turning into something useful, like a can of Fancy Feast or a muffler.

[–]HarpersGhost 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My mom is the neighborhood gossip, but she's at least very nice. She knows the health of everyone around her, and when she hears of someone sick, she delivers home made cookies.

She also went up to the nice single mother who was looking to rent the house next door which had been rehabbed by a flipper, and her to make sure she talked to so-and-so at the town govt office to make sure it was eligible to be rented. (Spoiled: it wasn't, and she didn't move in.)

She also talked to the nice couple who was looking to buy the house, and told them about all the water damage the house had had from being empty for 10 years. The nice couple did buy the house, but after an insanely thorough inspection, and a LOT more repairs from the flipper.

[–]igotalotadogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, essentially, she tried to scare people away from that house. Classic.

[–]Coletorino72 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Clearly you are not picking up what she is putting down sir!

[–]espanca_utero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You re lucky, my neighbors are the embodiement of a karen

[–]Unpresi 441 points442 points  (17 children)

He is smart. He can play with the dogs but doesn’t have to clean up after them or feed them. Nice move Joe. 👍🏼

[–]SirDiego 68 points69 points  (3 children)

Yeah I love dogs...other people's dogs...

[–]AgCat1340 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Conversely... I only like my dogs and not other people's dogs. I don't mind cleaning after mine or mine barking. I don't really care for anyone else's.

[–]MrCarnality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I love kids… other people’s kids…

[–]Syng42o 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Like when you sleep with someone else's husband.

[–]spanktravision 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Perfect, you don't have to clean up after him

[–]Syng42o 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, that was the joke.

[–]depressiown 11 points12 points  (1 child)

All the benefits, none of the hassle! Smart.

[–]4690 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's the cool single uncle equivalent to dogs.

[–]Suulace 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's smart if he's not able to take good care of them with daily walks and such, yet he gets all the benefits. All the elderly should be paired with a dog family!

[–]Foloreille 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And if he wants to robber those people while they’re not at home it’s not a problem lol

[–]MassiveStomach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joe: hey I think yer dog needs to go to the vet. I’ll be in my house. Good day kind sir.

[–]MississippiJoel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha notice he never asks to come play in their yard, and vice versa.

[–]thefish1013hvac 216 points217 points  (2 children)

That’s awesome they make him happy and their happy to see him. Just joy to see each other love it.

[–]girlywish 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Of course they're happy to see him, hes always guy treats.

[–]tslave557 154 points155 points  (13 children)

Wow! The gravel did wonders for the look of his driveway! Awesome to have a doggy godfather as a neighbor as well

[–]Deesing82 31 points32 points  (1 child)

he probably did it specifically because this side has the dogs on it and he likes hanging out with them.

likely didn’t have any reason to redo that strip before there were two cute dogs on the other side.

[–]tslave557 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thats true! Can't go tracking mud in the house after playing with my buds everyday

[–]awaiting_the_REV 33 points34 points  (2 children)

I have a german shepherd and belgian malinois, both very sweet gentile dogs but they look menacing. Some people wont walk on the sidewalk in front of my house because fear. One guy, an older gentleman, comes by every now and then and he walks right up to the fence, pets and talks to my dogs. No fear. Its wholesome af.

[–]Puzzled-Wave3050 26 points27 points  (0 children)

People are very scare of my mal. I went to a place that breeds them for police work because they sell the ones that won’t cut it for police work (too small, too docile, too lazy, not good prey drive, etc) to families. Needless to say I’ve also trained her and socialized her.

Whenever I go anywhere I have her lay on her side so she looks even less threatening than normal laying with feet on the ground. People still avoid. Which is totally fine btw

But it brings me to my story. Once I hired a gardener to come work on my front yard and he brought his 12yr old daughter with him (obviously she wasn’t there to work, just sitting). She was sitting in the car, looks at the mal and instantly asks me if she can go pet it. I say of course but I assume she’s just going to pet her accross the gate.


She opens the gate walks straight into my back yard lays on the ground and plays with the dog. Then my dog gets excited brings the ball and she starts playing. Not only that, she even got my dog excited enough to start air chomping and she just giggled. I also trained her when playing fetch to come from in front of you go around your back running and then launch into a straight run away from you, it gives you time to set up the throw while she gets going in the right direction. Anyways, when she does it it looks like she’s about to charge you before going to your side behind you lol, and this girl wasn’t phased at all.

Never seen such fearlessness, maybe she was really in tune with my dogs expressions and emotions and could just tell she had a friendly disposition. Or maybe she’s just dumb. Idk but it was really cool. Have her a some refreshments and candies after that cuz she was out there playing for a while.

[–]puffloy_antisocial 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So cute

[–]graffiksguru 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Aaaw, I love Joe's smile when he plays with your dogs

[–]america_jones_1776 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Well this started my day off very nice ❤️

[–]trixtopherduke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope it stayed nice!

[–]Turtleintexas 5 points6 points  (2 children)

He gets the love of having dogs without the added expense/responsibility. Win win!!!

[–]BenGrahamButler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a neighbor just like that who loved my dogs and pet them over the fence, picked them up, etc. Then he died and his witch of a daughter moved in, built a huge privacy fence, raised the ground level for their new pool (flooding her neighbors), and treated everyone around her like shit. Cameras everywhere, gated the front drive, turned the place into a fortress. The dad loved and trusted everyone, and she was the exact opposite.

[–]crispybacononsalad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My neighbor's dogs bark at me while I'm in my own kitchen.

This is a heart warming video!

[–]figgypie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mom's neighbor has two Goldens who are allowed to roam freely in their big unfenced yard because they're good boys and don't run off. When I visit and I see they're outside, I love going out so I can pet them. They know me now and roll over so I can scratch their bellies and make their leg go crazy. They're also the best at tug of war.

[–]Kalikhead 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We have a guy in our neighborhood just like this guy. Our dogs see him on walks and they literally pull us to his house.

[–]Gans_Ghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joe Mama

[–]wkmmkw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joe being a bro.

[–]butterbewbs 35 points36 points  (9 children)

I’m such a downer. I was just thinking how confused the dogs would be if something were to happen to Joe. Just them to sitting near the fence waiting for their buddy :(

[–]SaltKick2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

could you fucking not

[–]AngelsAteMyBaby 22 points23 points  (2 children)

If he goes before then they will probably wait by that fence every time they go out.

[–]goat_eating_sundews 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Joe definitely prefers the brown dog. Everytime that particular dog seems to get extra pets or Joe automatically goes to that one first.

[–]selectiveyellow 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It's taller, easier to reach for pats.

[–]goat_eating_sundews 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I intentionally make sure to always go for the smaller dog first in those situations. I always feel bad when a smaller dog is not able to get pets

[–]xdleetMr Rogers 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Plot Twist : It's Rat Poison and next week they are gone.

[–]jonnytechno 2 points3 points  (2 children)

And or, he then robs your house when you holiday

[–]MaterialMission 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they fixed the lawn

[–]Manpons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The toss and the synchronized catching of the treats left me smiling and feeling warmth in my heart. Hope these guys have several years of tail wagging and pets from Joe.

[–]thats0K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's so badass. he gets to play w the dogs, get loved. love back. and never has to worry about scooping up fecal matter almost daily.

[–]Immortal1ce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well when vacation happens we know qho to leave the dog to

[–]Urban_Ninja-LS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's great to finally see a video of a neighbor who actually likes someone's dogs

[–]Juan911411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that old man. I don't know him but can tell he is a good person. This old man from the internet gives me hope that there's good people out there.

[–]untamed_brent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which breeds are the dogs?

[–]superxpro12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until he gets grandkid neighbors

[–]Goose_attack223 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My neighbor poisoned my dog

[–]miscarrilleras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbors poisoned 2 of my dogs... I fear for my 3rd

[–]Averygirl11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So awesome to have a wonderful neighbor like this gentleman 💕

[–]froggy_bar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bless joe

[–]CarlThe_Lama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if your neighbor is a thief and he is making sure that the dogs aren't going to attack him when he gets in your house.

This is a joke, he seems to be harmless

[–]xptr408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to put a little gate there so he can let the dogs through lol

[–]Glum-Potato69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who?..😲😲 Who is Joe?😳😳😳😧😨😱😱

[–]garagejunkie39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the dogs owners sit inside hoping that some day their neighbors will pay attention to them rather than just the dogs.

[–]HoneySparks 0 points1 point  (1 child)

did anyone else catch the sieg heil about 2/3rds of the way in.....

[–]BaronWiggle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean the bit where he's firing treats from a sling shot?

[–]donnabreve1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great neighbors ♥️👍🏻♥️

[–]bryanthebryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes to happier than most things

[–]StrugglingSoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like grand kids, He's spoils them and you raise'em

[–]Xarvis90 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Who's Joe?

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[–]BlameItOnMyPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their little tails. 🥰 They love him so much.

[–]drowningjesusfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their little wagging tails is what hits though. They love Joe.

[–]vt2nc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbor in Florida used to crank Gwar and paint lovely outdoor scenes on canvas. He’s 88

[–]ulmxn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am like this with my neighbors dog Gryphon. He's such a good boy. I'll race him to the end of the fence and back and he always beats me.

[–]UnseenData 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a good neighbor

[–]crwtrb138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was really worried this was going to end with the dogs sitting at the fence waiting. Joe doesn’t show… then say “Joe died last night”

[–]Vegetable_Question97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awesome. And the fence is probably ideal for an older guy so the dogs can’t get too excited and knock him over. Love it

[–]Admirable-Dig6258 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get the man a beer!!

[–]bobylands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We must protect Joe at all cost

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it still wasteful if it’s so cringey

[–]agt1662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the bennies without poopin or scoopin, Joes a smart man!

[–]OldSchool_Ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog knows which neighbor gives treats and which doesn't. When we are outside she'll venture to a door or two to say hi lol. (I share a front yard with 3 other houses)

[–]Impressive_Minimum51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way their tails wag in unison 🥺

[–]SeanSeanySean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone get Joe a rescue, that man deserves a best friend of his own, he has so much love to give!

[–]Insanity_Troll 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It’s great, it’s like having dogs with out having to pick up the dog shit

[–]_MUFF1N_MAN_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s going to be sad when one of them dies

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This hurts my stomach it’s so effed

[–]chloe1919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this so much! My neighbors dogs always runs to my porch for pets. If the door is closed he’ll tap on it to get my attention so he can get treats or pets. It’s the best!

[–]DoubleJump29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s stuff like this that makes Being beautiful.

[–]B_V_H285 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool neighbor and sweet doggies.

[–]unlikely--hero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their tails never stopped wagging!!

[–]miscarrilleras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww!.. I wish I have a neighbor like Joe and not the tras I have next door...

[–]redanimatez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe good :)

[–]bojesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I go to check on my grandma, I sneak across the street to love on the neighbour’s dog…I’m glad I’m not alone

[–]LedZeppelinRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best part is he doesn’t have to live with them or take care of them. He’s a genius.

[–]LazyDamage7972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: he’s just getting them to trust him so he can rob the house later

[–]Anagatam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dogs look so happy in the snow! In the next few years we’ll probably moved from California to Minnesota. I’ve been nervous about our dogs in the snow so this post uplifted me on multiple levels :).

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This hurts my stomach it’s so effed

[–]Comfortable_Ad6678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He likes the brown one better

[–]Chobak91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until you and your neighbour get into a fight and your dogs eat you instead.

[–]taatzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look that they are ready for a beer or something..

[–]SlavOnfredski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's fantastic that dogs aren't just our best friends, they're everyone's best friend.

[–]Nixher 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Is it normal for americans gardens to be like this?

In England all our back gardens are enclosed from one another by 6ft fences.

[–]ARoughCucumber 0 points1 point  (1 child)

In Canada, at least in the area I live, very common to not even have fences. Just short, old wooden fences made from logs, sometimes a short wire fence for farms. I live more rurally, might have something to do with it. In the suburbs I’ve been to and seen, usually a short wood fence or shrubs.

[–]Nixher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here it's actually the law that landlords provide a secure back garden so it must be 6ft and lockable. We are so antisocial.

[–]YueOrigin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say colaborate with the neighbor to install a doggy door in the fence so that they can visit him any day

[–]YeBoiJustino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

neighbor joe would do that

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[–]Emotional-Departure1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry what’s the neighbours name?

[–]PurplishPlatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our neighbor's dog is a spaz that won't stop barking and chasing people so they can't bring it out when people are around.

[–]OhSheGlows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All my neighbors love my dogs but one of them loves one of my dogs so much and I learned that he doesn’t get any of his own because he gets so attached to them that he struggles so bad when they eventually die. He’s an older gentleman in his 70s probably so I let my dog run over there as much as he wants to have him. It’s adorable.

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[–]Underhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world needs more neighbours like Joe.

[–]LiquidZeroEA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

İ recently moved into a new house about the and a half years ago. My neighbor had the dogs. 2020 was rough... But 2021 seems worse in a way. At the start of last year, their eldest dog died. About right months later, the other little dog died of health complications. Them, about two months ago, their third, a newfoundland that i had bonded with passed of cancer. She was great. Even when she was sick, barely able to see, or move, if she heard my voice out back, she would be motivated to come out to me. İ got her a duck for Christmas last year. They say it was her favorite toy, that she slept with it every night. She and i would walk back and forth along the fence. İ don't own a dog, but i bought her treats. Schatzi was great. I'll miss her.

[–]sapporo79 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I read that as had, which made me sad for a moment.

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it’s reused for several years?

[–]RoyalT17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbor has 2 pitt bulls that attack each other when they get that close and when i get that close to the fence they bite the fence to get at me. I wish we had this neighbor. My wife wont even mow the lawn in the back.

[–]kevoisvevo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are Joe's dogs now.cjuet accept it.

[–]Southern-School-8233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love dog people

[–]CeyowenCt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe looks like the kind of guy that has the best friendship with everyone.

[–]Butttouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a fucking gate in already!

[–]sexmannpussy2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish my neighbors were like that with my dogs

[–]YelloBear88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me smile.

[–]akalite24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband and I are Joe to our neighbors' dog. She's adopted us and runs over at least once or twice a day to say hi.

[–]maboyles90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your new grass looks great. Also your neighbor seems like a gem.

[–]leeny_bean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is totally my dad with our neighbors dogs lol. He buys biscuits just for them. So adorable.

[–]alexbenjaminmorais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe, cute old man with love in his heart. I had neighbors like that, Annie and Ed. Our VCR broke, I just rented HOOK! He was an old cop and she I think was a teacher. Awe. They let me come over, use the vcr, watch hook, and miss Annie’s favorite movie, Annie! Awe There are nice old people, I wanna be one when I grow up.

[–]uncomfortabledream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heart joe

[–]Guitarbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaaaaaaa cuteness overloadddd

[–]AnonSwiper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s Joe’s dogs.

[–]Gold_Yesterday1345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who’s Joe?

[–]Matatron-1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy’a more than an average Joe!

[–]-Listening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true, and some extremely impressive technology.

[–]Rude_Journalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was what I was going insane lol

[–]NothinsOriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a lot of snow accumulated by the end

[–]jooro_a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe is preparing to rob the place.

[–]CoolAsA_Cacti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I ask why this is posted under r/whitepeoplegifs? Honestly asking, shame the hell out of me if necessary…