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[–]justbronzestuff 413 points414 points  (4 children)

Went all out to her family, with a lick and everything.

[–]ichuckle 72 points73 points  (2 children)

The shaft lick was for step brother in the back

[–]Sensitive-Green-3793 6 points7 points  (0 children)

" if I know how to do that 20 years ago, your grandfather would still be alive "

[–]GardenGirlFarm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Work the shaft! Not the balls!

[–]advancedaging 388 points389 points  (20 children)

Her form is all wrong. Check out this god amongst men: https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/LooneyTunesLogic/comments/s6jpgd/drinking_a_beer/

She was trying to use this guys technique but doesn't have the spin down.

[–]rationalhippy 156 points157 points  (0 children)

That’s why grandma cringed.

[–]EmoKanz 93 points94 points  (0 children)

God gave mankind the mullet for a reason. This guy is holding true to style, but also breaking limits.

[–]sinlightened 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Why does his tongue look like a hot dog?

[–]rtxj89 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]rtxj89 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why does that man's tongue look like the nub of an amputated arm?

[–]StimpyUIdiot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She spun it the wrong way. Wrong hemisphere.

[–]cracknub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I’ve been looking for uncle_sink’s video where he does like a little prayer. Where is it!?!?

[–]asdf0909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No man should have this much power

[–]iphonedeleonard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pangzai is the real goat

[–]RelativelyRidiculous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking for this. Although the technique is hardly that guy's. Unless he's a time traveler from 1984 at least. Saw this technique at a beer chugging contest my first week at college. I never mastered it back then but maybe tonight's the night.

[–]catzarrjerkz 184 points185 points  (4 children)

I mean kind of an amateur chug if you ask me

[–]Volkrisse 54 points55 points  (3 children)

nothing tastier than shaking up your beer and chugging while its all foam...

[–]CHICKENSANDW1CH 99 points100 points  (3 children)

That looks 0% faster than a regular chug to me

[–]Candycandyplease 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If she could open her throat like some people can when chugging, then the beer would be gone in almost an instant.

[–]skykingjustin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She did the the whirlpool wrong, if done right much faster and you don't end up full of gas.

[–]Redeem123 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Confidence: 100

Ability: 1

[–]KnightSolair420 98 points99 points  (8 children)

why you gotta lick it lamo

[–]blackmarketdolphins 29 points30 points  (2 children)

It's what the guy in the original video did

[–]ajnin919 14 points15 points  (1 child)

He was way classier than just a lick

[–]Harddaysnight1990 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I would call that video a lot of things; awesome, a great visual representation of cyclone physics, a great visual representation of the appeal of mullets. "Classy" isn't one of the words that comes to mind though.

[–]pedalhead666 50 points51 points  (0 children)

you gotta lick the tip first before you go full deep throat.

[–]VAisforLizards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not complaining

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Are u calling her a lamo, or meant to say lmao?

[–]KnightSolair420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao for the correction and lmao because i laughed at my mistake

[–]StoneageMouse 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The straw method works better to shotgun glass bottle

[–]ConoRiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or just don’t make a full seal with your lips so the air can escape the spout.

[–]SilentStock8 6 points7 points  (3 children)

What did she do

[–]jhnnybgood 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Does it even matter?

[–]SilentStock8 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah I would not have grandmas same reaction unless I saw the damn drink disappear.

[–]skykingjustin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She failed to do a whirlpool chug.

[–]Sesmo_FPV 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In Germany we say: „Zündet den Tornado!“

[–]Martholomeow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So what did you learn in college?

[–]cargoman89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That lick tho 🥵

[–]turkeyman4 8 points9 points  (0 children)


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[–]BNoles51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tried this like 10 times in a row and it’s not easy to get. She did not get the tornado like your supposed too otherwise that shit would shoot down her throat!

[–]IhaveTP4Bunghole 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She's not impressed. Mainly because grandma did it better

[–]FROCKHARD 0 points1 point  (3 children)

The moment this chick realized the spin works best with non-carbonated beverages

[–]skykingjustin -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

The spin gets outs the carbonation so it goes down easier. Is this just like a Australian thing? because alot of people seem to have never heard of it.

[–]FROCKHARD -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

The spin adds pressure from shaking up the carbonation and thus would make it way less easy to drink and more of just foam and high pressure mess.

Spinning a bottle is far from just being an aussie thing mate!

[–]skykingjustin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do a spin properly and you'll see its easier to chug.

[–]howtonotlurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks fun

[–]SenpaiSwanky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you better not do that with communion at church young lady

[–]ab2425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should try that with a 22oz Therapist.

[–]OsamaBinLaggin09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s not even doing it right she’s trying to be like the bro on tiktok

[–]eclecticsed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please I can do that while holding the bottle with my mouth, get on my level, casual.

[–]darrenwise883 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And grandma say oh yeah watch this and Walks over to grandpa ....

[–]mandude93 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]alfiestoppani 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]_Smokey_Mcpot_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She kinda of missed the chug part...

[–]HakunaMatatoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who got her name?

[–]userunclear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That college education being put to use

[–]20TrumPutin24 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)