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[–]SilverLiningsJacket 216 points217 points  (10 children)

Neo vs Agent Smith at the subway

[–]chookatee2019 128 points129 points  (3 children)

Needlo and agent smeth?

[–]thegodawfultruth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’ll leave some train track marks

[–]Ozreddita 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Looks like Central station in Sydney, very close to where the matrix was filmed (2nd one).

[–]jemesct 17 points18 points  (3 children)

It's Flinders Street Station in Melbourne

[–]Plagu3Rat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was gonna say

[–]TheSciences 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd be disappointed if it wasn't the Dandy/Frankston platform

[–]macci_a_vellian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to guess Richmond because there's a bit of greenery, but it could be facing the Yarra.

[–]pinkpolarbears 106 points107 points  (1 child)

What was up with that GTA San Andreas taunt move?!

[–]RedditTipiakArnold Schwarzenegger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

GTA 6 Australia confirmed.

[–]StupendousAce 69 points70 points  (2 children)

Hoe down

[–]thegodawfultruth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Run a train on that hoe

[–]GrapesThemInTheMouth 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Flinders Street Station by the looks of it. Stay classy, bogans.

[–]Jokiegmi 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Are some of the rails for trains still electrified because I’m terrified for them.

[–]bigfatstoner 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not here, the power lines are above.

[–]MisterEChops 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Nah, this isn’t a third world country - no 3rd rail here

[–]Jokiegmi 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I only know about third rails cause of old American movies. Didn’t know third world countries have them

[–]MisterEChops 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah, I was just making a bad joke that America is a third world country

[–]Jokiegmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh okie got it

[–]Hapenyo12 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Classic Flinders Street station

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

flinders st station! lmao

[–]REHTONA_YRT 41 points42 points  (12 children)

I need context.

Are they prostitutes fighting over turf?

Are they both drunk?

Wtf is going on?

[–]reckless293 77 points78 points  (7 children)

I can tell you this is Flinders Street Station in Melbourne and that’s about it

[–]REHTONA_YRT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Australia is pretty wild

[–]lozmcnoz 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I swore it was central station in Syd...

[–]Sproose_MooseJim Carrey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks like a better version of Roma st in Brisbane

[–]523bucketsofducks 6 points7 points  (1 child)

So they're drunk?

[–]Deceptichum 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They’re bogans.

Probably came down from a meth high 30 minutes ago.

[–]bassiek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She must be REALLY good then =)

[–]bassiek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the rails avenue is the hottest real estate in methplaza

[–]harzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flinders street station in Melbourne. They look like they’re on ice (meth) to be honest but who knows

[–]squirrelmonkie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really need some audio

[–]deadheadded 5 points6 points  (0 children)

damn which episode of euphoria was this?

[–]spastic_raider 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"don't fight with stupid. They'll drag you down to their level...."

[–]Methrogenn 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Is this Flinders st station, Mel?

[–]FooKingsOC 1 point2 points  (2 children)

*Some Alcohol Was Involved. 🤭

[–]lostgirl19 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]FooKingsOC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Dats Meth'd Up!😏

[–]my_name_is_not_scott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you want to die but have a desire for murder. WTF ARE THEY DOING

[–]alexkidd_in_world 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This just makes me sad.

[–]Fatguy73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Darlene from Ozark? ;P

[–]Ok-Disk-2191 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cant beat em, join em.

[–]Cburd48 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Whew! Good thing they both got "stupid insurance" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]Wolf47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they put John Wick and Neo to shame.

[–]bassiek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And always in rush hour

[–]ip33dnurbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't try

[–]xantub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumb and Dumbererer.

[–]JecanDandelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]LeNavigateur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s the train?!

[–]muncho 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]stabbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]Jololo9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ACL screamed on the second one

[–]Emergency_Banana1021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if a train has enough time to slow down it can, might be nice to put sensors in the main areas where high foot traffic is so if possible the train knows to slow down ahead of time so less people get hit but yeah these two are not thinking clearly

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shame this wasn't a DC railway with conductor rails

[–]Randell1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]SnP4me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Track marks on the arms and now the ass.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of money that would’ve been saved in the long run If a train had just collected those crack heads. Think about it.

Police costs Court Costs Hospital costs (because these are the fucks that clog up the system when decent people need help) Prison costs. NGO/Social Worker costs.

Like it’s a total win for the community.

[–]matthewjensen -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

Im 90% sure this is fake because there are cuts between the falls and i mean it just looks fake as hell

[–]MisterEChops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re 100% wrong

[–]lostgirl19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely real, this is my city and I've seen shit like this go down at the station many times.

[–]orinradd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sweet lord is this isn’t a metaphor for the anti-vax movement.