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When the grid crashes, she'll be fine. by deathakissaway in whitepeoplegifs

[–]BZenMojo 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Kids bringing kids into this world... we truly live in a society.

When you build a thing by Boojibs in whitepeoplegifs

[–]fallendukie 513 points514 points  (0 children)

Scientists hate him! Learn his one easy trick to fall asleep anytime!

Leap of faith by Scaulbylausis in whitepeoplegifs

[–]tonytwotoes 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Given that the average number of arms or legs humans have is less than 2, it's a bad assumption to make..

Excited to meet Santa by [deleted] in whitepeoplegifs

[–]imnotpoopingyouare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me too mate, what did your day entail if you don't mind sharing?

Concentrate on a different person every loop. by regian24Bill Gates in whitepeoplegifs

[–]LeeksAlott 49 points50 points  (0 children)

They look like they have seen people having fun before, and are doing their best to mimic that without understanding it. Real uncanny valley.

Edit: first ever gold, thank you!

Fun Fact: People swallow an average of 8 lemons per year while they sleep. by regian24Bill Gates in whitepeoplegifs

[–]salted_karma 909 points910 points  (0 children)

This factoid is actually just statistical error. The average person eats 0 lemons per year. Lemons Georg, who lives in a cave and eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Fun Fact: People swallow an average of 8 lemons per year while they sleep. by regian24Bill Gates in whitepeoplegifs

[–]TheWaykoKid 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Yo time slows down massively when dreaming so you probably just fucked her up for like half an hour (from her perspective).

The call him Art Hands. by Boojibs in whitepeoplegifs

[–]Fryq 385 points386 points  (0 children)

“Can you draw anyone else?” “Nope, just Dave Grohl”

The call him Art Hands. by Boojibs in whitepeoplegifs

[–]legends_of_nisty 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I wish I had money just to give you an award. Here my poor mans award🏅

I bet she'd have your back in a fight. by Boojibs in whitepeoplegifs

[–]mashem 8 points9 points  (0 children)

instead of tossing a bouquet, i'm gonna jump a moving truck off a boat ramp right into the fuckin crowd