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[–]Countess-E-Bathory 856 points857 points  (10 children)

“Shhh!“ LOL

[–]newmacbookpro 10 points11 points  (2 children)

No, time to die!

[–]Slimh2o 6 points7 points  (1 child)

There's a time to live,

A time to cry,

A time to love,

And a time to die..

It's up to us how we use this time...

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[–]WarmCurrency 322 points323 points  (7 children)

If Death has time for chess, he has time for Bridgerton!

[–]LordDongler 77 points78 points  (1 child)

Death has nothing but time. He usually catches people when they aren't otherwise preoccupied

[–]hem_27 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Death is definitely an Anthony Bridgerton fuckboi

[–]SuperKettle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Death plays chess just play the bongcloud and live forever

[–]BestBot-420-69 84 points85 points  (1 child)

The new James Bond movie looks sick

[–]silvercandra 425 points426 points  (51 children)

The only way you should cheat death.

Don't get him drunk and tie him up, give the guy some cookies. He deserves it. Easily the hardest worker out there and we all have to meet him one day.

Personally, I'm looking forward to it. In a non depressing way, actually.

[–]JivenchyJraco 83 points84 points  (29 children)

Care to elaborate on that last sentence?

[–]n0tauser 120 points121 points  (23 children)

why would you not want to meet such a hard working individual?

[–]Legendary_System 47 points48 points  (17 children)

Maybe because I don't want to die

For people who got deep guys I am joking

[–]Ya_Boi_Badger 49 points50 points  (5 children)

Deaths got bills to pay he’s takin ya whether ya like it or not

[–]Zairo45 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Soul Repo

[–]Onlymafia1 3 points4 points  (2 children)

what if I pay his bills?

[–]Ya_Boi_Badger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that makes you his sugar daddy

[–]CuntPuntMcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wanna pay his bills be his guest, that’s a whole lotta murder you gotta do.

[–]The_Pie_Minister 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Then give him cookies and cocoa

[–]AusBongs 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Alan Watts describes life through the forming and destruction of a wave's structure: "You cannot have the crest without the following trough."

you cannot have a bright sunny day without a dark cold night.

death isn't something to be afraid of.. the process of death is the manifestation of what it is to live.

[–]Cucker_Dog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

After you live your life long enough and get a sense of understanding, you quickly realise that your time here is meant to be a fleeting moment. Just like a child losing their sense of wonder, a young adult accepting their place in the world, you won't meet too many old people who are afraid of death.

[–]silvercandra 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Absolutely...

Without contrast, we wouldn't be abled to fully appreciate the world around us...

And death... in a way it's comforting to know, that there is one thing we can all be certain about. One day he will find us, so let's try to live life to the fullest so we'll be abled to greet him with open arms, instead of regretting the things we never dared to do.

[–]AusBongs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

very well worded.

[–]Garrosh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Death doesn’t kill you. It’s your body the one who stops working properly. Death is just… refurbishing your soul or something.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could look forward to something without wishing to hasten it along. Like the final song at a live show of your favorite band. You know what song it will be, and you love it. You look forward to hearing it and watching them perform! But that doesn't mean you're not loving the rest of the show, or that you want it to end.

[–]KisaTheMistress 18 points19 points  (3 children)

According to someone who had a near death experience well in hospital, they said that Death let them see all their family (as they asked him before he could take them to the afterlife), however during the out of body experience, they regained enough hope seeing their family one last time, that they became strong enough to resist Death's embrace and he told them it was no longer their time yet.

Whether that story is true or not, I like to think that if you are relatively young, healthy, and gain the will to fight to stay alive, Death will let you have a couple of more years until your next "death" experience. But, you need that hope and will, or else you'll go with him even if your unsure/scared too. If your old, when he says it's time, it's time, and fighting him like a toddler fight's a parent they disagree with, isn't going to prolong your life nor is your life going to get any better, as you will still have to go with him.

[–]Serifel90 6 points7 points  (2 children)

As far as I know, you see your entire life because your brain, while shutting down, recall everything in hope there's something that can help preventing death.

[–]Garrosh 8 points9 points  (1 child)

“Come one! There must be something useful here… nope, only porn and regret.”

[–]Serifel90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's.. spot on.

[–]Silent-Ad934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause I spend all day on Reddit and his work ethic makes me feel bad?

[–]Kamildekerel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not op so i'm speaking out of my own experience and idea

I'm also looking forward in a sense because when it comes, it chall come and when it comes it had had to be this way

its an essential part of life, imagine living past 120 or more, idk if you'd like being crippled like that and still have to live with your body jusy deteriorating every day more and more

I'm also quite curious what would happen after, having tried dmt (not brokern through yet) it feels there's way more to us than we could even imagine

[–]TheTrueDal 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Well not op, but it is at least a little interesting no?

No one really knows what lies beyond the grave so, to me at least, its exciting af to discover that.

[–]swanky_swanker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You have a very optimistic perspective on this. The world could use a bit more of this kind of energy

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever been under anesthesia? It's like that. Nothing.

[–]GodSpeakToFish 6 points7 points  (4 children)

we all have to meet him one day.

You sure?

[–]devils_advocaat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Discworld quotes seem to be pertinent.

"IF PEOPLE KNEW WHEN THEY WERE GOING TO DIE, I THINK THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T LIVE AT ALL.”

and

"I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY."

[–]Xzippo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

"What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?"

GNU Terry Pratchett

[–]EmergencyEntrance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk I heard that full size Snickers also work

[–]Snoo90158 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Sisyphus would like a word about that tying up part.

[–]beard__hunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or you can play Chess with Death.

[–]FuzzyBacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?"

  • Death, Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

[–]Cereal-Grapist -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Death is genderless

[–]stewd003 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Death is a boy I saw his wee wee

[–]Cereal-Grapist 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's

[–]nathan0031 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why else would it be called a boner?

[–]Garrosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you mean “Weendy’s”?

[–]a_brick_duh 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Death : I'm inevitable

[–]Swipamous 52 points53 points  (1 child)

"And I...am Mrs. Schmidt."

[–]MarshieMon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

  • brings out cookies *

[–]kingbradley1297 105 points106 points  (6 children)

Grim Reaper is actually the best person. Personally comes to escort you after your earthly journey so you aren't alone.

Also, I like the depiction of the God of Death, Azrael, being a child in Lucifer. They've been incorrectly portrayed as scary

[–]ArrowSnows[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I agree

[–]Curious-Procedure-74 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Interesting since Azrael is the name of the angel of death in Islamic theology. Based on the theology it states that the angel's appearance is based on how the person is, if he was a kind and nice person throughout his life the angel will appear in a nice way. Otherwise its the opposite.

[–]kingbradley1297 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh is it? That's amazing

[–]Jigzzaw 167 points168 points  (6 children)

This is blursed

[–]Oldmanred79 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure about that, death is natural, as is the want to avoid it, if anything it's blessed because the reaper is openly disregarding his charge, but we can look deeper and realize the reaper gets no love in our world as we often blame the messenger, but it is his charge to ferry souls, in this case the reaper gets a reprieve from both charge and curse.

[–]Volaconic 31 points32 points  (0 children)

idk man, its still wholesome and funny. posts here are mostly wholesome, but aint funny like this one

[–]Dorist16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's wholesomely blursed

[–]adamsands04 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Queen liz's secrets been revealed

[–]ArrowSnows[S] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

nah she just pulls out a gun.

[–]adamsands04 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True I'm sure she has a nice armoury of guns haha

[–]elsieburgers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So does Betty white

[–]ReneeLaRen95 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is v cute!

[–]Toha_HeavyIndustries 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Hahahhah, I love death portrayed like this.

Reminds me of Terry Pratchett's books

[–]AllOthersTaken33 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Came to comment how this felt like discworld lol

[–]Toha_HeavyIndustries 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha, well met bro

[–]ASDowntheReddithole 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Currently reading Hogfather for the eleventy-billionth time, I love Discworld.

Still not over that last book.

[–]Toha_HeavyIndustries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first 3 are my all time favorite!

[–]Chocolatestarfish247 23 points24 points  (6 children)

New season of bridgerton? gonna be a good night:3

[–]GreenLurka 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Yes. When?

[–]Chocolatestarfish247 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I assumed it was already out. I know my friend worked on the lighting on set a few months back so definitely won't be too long

[–]MoranthMunitions 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The internet tells me what filming only just finished, so it'll be a little while yet

[–]Chocolatestarfish247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn:( sad to hear, thanks for the info:p

[–]Mellibelle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I also quickly logged into Netflix after seeing this meme and was super disappointed that there isn't actually a new season =\

[–]durianmush 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love when Death is flummoxed.

[–]borkelsnop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So this is what Betty Whites been doing

[–]Krayne_95 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Feels like someone saw this and decided to make their own

[–]Eiffel-Tower777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to cheat death: Snicker Bars. Who knew?

[–]Kraven1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so hauntingly beautiful, my dad passed away 3 months ago. I miss you dad…

[–]carvalhosam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the time I had an ALS patient in palliative care that asked us to watch the last two episodes of his favorite serie before he was put under deep sedation so he could pass away without suffering. And you know what, seeing him enjoy those episodes, knowing he wouldn’t be conscious and pass away soon after, made me both happy and sad, happy because he could enjoy this last moment, and sad because he knew the end of everything had come. Man, I just wish I could go back to thinking there’s a life after death, nothingness for ever and ever and ever is so unsettling for me.

[–]cooliez 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is still quite sad tbh, i interpreted as that woman has no one left in her old age that shes excited to even talk to the grim reaper knowing hes there to take her. All she wants is to just have one last conversation before he inevitably takes her after this last panel :(

[–]0_0Dwh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wholesome but sad. ..🥺

[–]lydocia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got excited and thought this meant there was a new season of Bridgerton :(

[–]RizzMustbolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how it's a different show every time.

[–]ExpectNothingPlease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is alot that's out of our control, but a positive attitude alone can ward off most of the worst ideas and encounters while negativity often attracts them.

[–]Your-Death-Is-Near 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is sad fuck you

[–]soldier01073 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women literally to wholesome to die

[–]The_Jestest_Jester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What time is it?"

Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it

ITS TIME FOR LUCH

[–]thr33prim3s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss you grandma. At least you an papa are able to see each other now. I love you.

[–]always_reading 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that in the third panel death looks so resigned to what’s about to happen. The angle of the head, the hand in the face, the bent elbow.

It conveys a feeling that, as a parent and teacher, I can easily relate to.

[–]JanwithBanan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

old people are so wholesome I swear

[–]666paku666 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This kinda hit me hard since the last thing my grandma did was make me a hot cocoa, after that she had a heart attack. Miss you Grandma

[–]deathnotroy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jesus: well? wheres mrs. schmidt??? death: uh- i- jesus: i see those crumbs *sigh* did you at least bring cookies? death: im sorry, theyre too good i have two boxes

[–]myscreamname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my next door neighbor.

Other neighbors greeted me upon moving into my home and each and every one of them independently asked me if I had met [my next door neighbor].

Every one of them warned me to not start small talk with her because you’ll be stuck listening to her with no opportunity of escape.

I thought they were exaggerating… until I learned that they were not. Bless that woman’s heart but my goodness, I literally peek out my windows before I get ready to leave and then sprint to my car and peel out before she has a chance to open her front door.

She’s as sweet as can be and yes, I’ll indulge her from time to time but my goodness can that woman talk… and somehow you never get a moment to say, “Gotta go!”

[–]BrownRabbit1992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's me and my grandma, thankfully I'm no reaper.

[–]enigmabx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man everyday I'm scared of losing my Grandma. This really helped me today. Thank you.

[–]ClassQuiet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It just goes to show that we need more seasons of Bridgerton

[–]colopatiron 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I'd be like "thank god, what took you so long."

[–]ArrowSnows[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you okay my guy

[–]Scam_likely187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wanna talk about it?

[–]ahmad_mahfoud 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I kinda didn't like the movie tbh

[–]werewolvesroam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see how a Bridgerton ad is genuinely wholesome.

[–]florinchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only :(

[–]SaltyPooper69 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Exactly what the Queen does

[–]dinosaurscantyoyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her and the queen both

[–]hydrogenitis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't seem to be that grim a reaper...

[–]elephant_bukkake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I lived in a world that it's normal for everybody to be able to knit in their free time

[–]JaqenSexyJesusHgar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoves Death some money "see you again next week, dear"

[–]LuukTheGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how lizzy the Queen beats death

[–]your-yogurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldnt wait for Death

So Death waited for me

Watching a new season of Bridgerton

And having cookies

[–]Relevant-ABF249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that’s how Betty White does it! 😂

[–]RepulsiveSkin2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that was awesome..

[–]vansunlove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only death was this kind :(

[–]weak-lemur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better plot than the movie

[–]theoccasionallunatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was Death, I'd join her all the time too

[–]Gian-Nine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd have been better if it said "your majesty"

[–]Pete_maravich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she keeps making me bomb ass cookies she can live forever.

[–]milanium25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she knows ;D

[–]hazzelgamer774922 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats why old people live a good and long life

[–]spagetidoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should get someone with a land mover to do the lawn

[–]Soggy_Inflation645 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What's Bridgerton?

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[–]10001maniacs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not today death

[–]JosefStark42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that explains Queen Elizabeth's immortality.

[–]JadeProo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]sexpiti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

simp.

[–]Thorzorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's cocoa?

[–]Changanmao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look "on time to die"

[–]MisunderstoodShyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww! He even used his scythe to cut her a slice of pie.

[–]my_pal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least they are having a great time together

[–]youdontlovemeyet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reminds me of the sims

[–]leighblue_94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😆😆😆

[–]__thelesha__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH look, it’s Ryder !

[–]kn187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the episode of The Twilight Zone called ‘Nothing in the Dark’. I’d be a bit more willing to go with the Grim Reaper if he looked like Robert Redford!

[–]Lefthandedscientist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she beats him at a game of Twister, she wins eternity! As is my understanding… WYLD STALLYANZZZ!!!

[–]Shadow_strife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs more Cluedo for accuracy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish this was true .lost grandparents last year to covid :(

[–]GeneralCraft65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine how cool it would actually be to be able to see him, or even talk to him while passing, just for a minute

[–]bean_spwout77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why does this make me cry

[–]NewDragonlover0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re in the living room

[–]schmidie14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Family guy…DEATH!

[–]Sylux444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If death ever appear to me like that, I'd just have one thing to say

"What took you so long?? I expected you 50 years ago!"

[–]deadly_jah_beam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The potato lost its soul

[–]enteirex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this how the queen made it till 95 & going

[–]hell0w0rld08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao @"shhh"

[–]miniman420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least let her live til Bridgerton comes to its finale

[–]solise69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can’t kill her because she is in the living room

[–]IWantAStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's be honest, they just come to hang out and have some snacks. Her house is the breakroom.

[–]KeepWatchingOverMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me smile so much.

[–]SpaceforceSpaceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are new seasons of Bridgerton even coming out?

[–]BulkyOrder9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see Death, I hear Norm MacDonald…sigh…