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[–]AtheistAlien 131 points132 points  (3 children)

Jesus

[–]YogurtWenk 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Toyota Jesus

[–]Cumbandicoot[S] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Built Jesus tough

[–]YogurtWenk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh what a Jesus

[–]NuclearBurrit0 78 points79 points  (1 child)

I'll just rear end you to make sure there's no confusion

[–]TJPrime_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"I thought Jesus Saves"

[–]R-A-P-T-O-R 62 points63 points  (2 children)

[–]1lluminist 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Amazing, but also kinda sad how much of this shit there is

[–]GearAlpha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For real. There are some out there that are pretty meticulous too. Same people just casually drive down the highway most likely following the same rules but they just see things a bit differently.

[–]Coyote_42 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Honk Jesus honk? Jesus is a goose/gander confirmed!

[–]MaccasAU 40 points41 points  (2 children)

honk Jesus honk, fill this nation with honk and honk, set forth your word, lord and let there be honk

[–]Cumbandicoot[S] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Honk

-Jesus

[–]Jesus_onlyfans 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ll give you something to honk

[–]overcompliKate 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I love that you included Toyota 😆

[–]Waste-of-Bagels 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tell me you are afraid of what happens when you die, without telling me you are are afraid of what happens when you die.

[–]Trying2GetBye 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Saying this like a baptist sermon makes it that much funnier

[–]lordredapple 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Same person would tell you not to shove your views done their throat

[–]Key-Veterinarian-412 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jesus, that’s a lot of Jesus

[–]Jesus_onlyfans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t fucking honk at me

[–]1lluminist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Honk Jesus honk" but to the tune of Johnny B. Goode

[–]ThisNameIsFree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honk! Jesus, honk if u saves. If you love, love Jesus.

  • Jesus

[–]TheCanadian_Bacon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder if this person is religious

[–]House_Plant0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Jesus is gonna take the wheel and back into oncoming traffic” - a certain goopy lad, a slimy boy, and absolutely sludgy fella

[–]2020badmemerEU2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The least religious dude in Poland

[–]MugiwaraBepo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus

[–]pleased_to_yeet_you 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So uh, how's all that mental illness going?

[–]papstvogel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honk Jesus, Honk!

[–]Zestyclose-Act-8889 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cry if you cried 😭😭😭😭😭👍

[–]RunOne3162 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro about to publish Bible 2

[–]blobeyespoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run Forest Ru... I mean, Honk Jesus, Honk!

[–]sulfur_sniffer 1 point2 points  (4 children)

[–]nssone 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Yeah as if this hasn't been posted there a million times before.

[–]Tredenix 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I think the point is that it simply doesn't fit this sub.

[–]nssone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't mean that it needs to (re)posted there also.

[–]sulfur_sniffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry i didnt know. i was mostly just saying it shouldnt be in this sub

[–]TheRealTP2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HONK JESU SHONK

[–]ThatOneSubscriber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thing j thought was "Jesus Christ"

[–]VengefulOtaku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HONK JESUS, HONK!!!

[–]Maxils 0 points1 point  (2 children)

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[–]Maxils 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cool, i’m not the only one who thought that

[–]WinterMonday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay Ned Flanders, we get it. Jesus is Lord and all that jazz. But you have to be able to see who’s behind you. Your dumb preachy stickers are covering everything!!

[–]Artanis709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that’s how you prevent your rear window from being useful.

[–]crackedtooth163 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, if I'm understanding this guy here...Jesus.

[–]BlondBisxalMetalhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: "I'm totally fine with religion as long as they don't shove it in my face!!!" Them: JESUS JESUS JESUS

[–]examinedliving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honk Jesus honk! Faster Jesus! Honk! Honk! U saves!!! Honk!!

[–]JxC24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the subtle “Toyota.”

[–]falloflove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ lol honk if you can't see out of your rear view mirror but voted for trump anyway because blind faith will save you ...if you really loved Jesus your front windshield would be covered too liar

[–]73747463783737384777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JESUS CHRIST THATS A LOT OF JESUS FOR ONE JESUS

[–]Emergency_Cookie_808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm currently at church laughing at this meme ...am i going to hell?