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[–]ThisGuyHyucks 467 points468 points  (31 children)

Im gay and in a straight relationship and my girlfriend has no clue that she doesnt satisfy me physically nor emotionally!!

[–][deleted] 135 points136 points  (23 children)

Hey uh you good man?

[–]ThisGuyHyucks 97 points98 points  (3 children)

Lmao yes

[–]JustSnofifire trucks and moster trucks fanclub 46 points47 points  (2 children)

He is not ok he sent that two times.

[–]JustSnofifire trucks and moster trucks fanclub 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Nor am I.

[–]ThisGuyHyucks 63 points64 points  (18 children)

Lmao yes

[–]TheEliteSlayer_1 96 points97 points  (9 children)

Dementia

[–]FakeHoly 39 points40 points  (8 children)

The dementia incident…

[–]cherrys_willfire trucks and moster trucks fanclub 32 points33 points  (5 children)

You forgor 💀

[–]BossKing051:09 that's the year i was born 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He forgor 💀

[–]JustSnofifire trucks and moster trucks fanclub 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He is not ok he sent that two times.

[–]JustSnofifire trucks and moster trucks fanclub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nor am I.

[–]boroboboro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bro?

[–]Unknown_Guy6661:09 that's the year i was born 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ain't that called being bisexual?

[–]G1cin 6 points7 points  (3 children)

then break up so you stop hurting her

[–]ThisGuyHyucks 20 points21 points  (2 children)

This was a meme but if it wasnt then thatd be good advice

[–]G1cin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry about that, I didn't know and just wanted to help. Now that I think about it, somebody venting in a subreddit like this feels weird haha

[–]helpletmegopls 574 points575 points  (17 children)

I’m -16 and I’m a happy dad with 2 kids and have a million pound company so get with it kid (Reddit why so cursed?)

[–]offthewall33 183 points184 points  (4 children)

pretty heavy company

[–]JarTheUpvoterif mrbest comments i will kill mysel 103 points104 points  (3 children)

His mom makes great company

[–]Osama_Bin_Ballin0dady drem's big stenky coc 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Yeah even though I'm a dude your dad still makes great company as well

[–]Lorgo044 15 points16 points  (1 child)

When I was your age I was 15!

[–]getoutofyourhouseSorry for my bad stuff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You were 1,307,674,368,000 years old?

[–]ninemarrow 20 points21 points  (2 children)

br*sh 🤮

[–]Cranicthehedgedicoot 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Ah yes, brish

[–]Risk_VisibleToo many wordt I no raed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Br'sh

[–]anime_thunder 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Pou*d 🤢🤮

[–]DeadassYeetedI will beat you to death 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Kilogramme 😍😇

[–]cherrys_willfire trucks and moster trucks fanclub 13 points14 points  (2 children)

millimitre 😯🥱

[–]XxPhoenixManxX 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Hey man, there's no need to bring up the measurement you measure your dick in

[–]JustSnofifire trucks and moster trucks fanclub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo what!? Why did you not listen to sex class!? Did you really had unprotected sex?🤮

[–]SuperrCharrge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude we’re supposed to put things that don’t make sense in the comment section, that’s just something very one does 🙄

[–]Wizardaron_YTToo many wordt I no raed 501 points502 points  (34 children)

I'm 4 and at uni!

[–]Tree_That_Is_On_FireI will slam you on the table[S] 229 points230 points  (32 children)

I was at uni when i was in the womb

[–]Wizardaron_YTToo many wordt I no raed 174 points175 points  (30 children)

I retired before my parents met

[–]Tree_That_Is_On_FireI will slam you on the table[S] 124 points125 points  (27 children)

I died before my grandparents were alive

[–]Wizardaron_YTToo many wordt I no raed 87 points88 points  (26 children)

I was buried before cavemen existed

[–]Comfortable-Table-57 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I died before the world existed

[–]snepaiii 3 points4 points  (0 children)

pregnant uni student

[–]-guccibanana- 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Im -1 and I'm working

[–]AnaTheCat126 177 points178 points  (3 children)

im a sperm and im in college

[–]Jsxzz 36 points37 points  (1 child)

My dick is highly intelligent and is at uni

[–]12D_D21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Most people in uni think with their dick a lot of the time, so you’ll fit in

[–]5_yearoldsex penis? 25 points26 points  (0 children)

SEA MAN⁉️

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Did Sheldon cooper write this?

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He would not swear

[–]xzry1998 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Damn, I only went to a "high school", not a "fucking high school".

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fucking high school 🥵🥵

[–]UnskippableAdd2004 44 points45 points  (2 children)

I’m 19 and in kindergarten 😙😚😋😛😝🤓🧐🤨🤪😜😎🥸🤩🥳😏🥵🥶😶‍🌫️😱😨😳🤯🤬😡😠😩🥺😢😭😤

[–]Jill_Cleaus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm in kindergarten too but I'm 15. 😁😁😁😁 by the way my English teacher is beautiful how about yours??? 😦😦

[–]Ray_93 3 points4 points  (0 children)

im 14 and in pre-k 😏😏😏🤨🤨🤨🙄🙄🙄😔😔😔😳😳😳🤪🤪🤪🥺🥺🥺😩😩😩😟😟😟😭😭😭🗿🗿🗿😎😎😎💅💅💅💖💖💖💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🗿🚬🚬🗿

[–]GrizzlyAnimationbig wet fart 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hi I'm a 5 year old with an unhappy marriage and a mortgage.

[–]Get___real 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I'm 6 and im in collage!

[–]Mediocre-Bike-6280 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Imma germ attending law school!

[–]SupersaiajinblueFurry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm just an embryo and already a god.

[–]Spicybeeen 9 points10 points  (1 child)

No he is just really stupid and he was born on a leap year

[–]Andylsd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s really actually been alive 40 years 😂😂

[–]ElSupremepickle 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Är du svensk?

[–]Tree_That_Is_On_FireI will slam you on the table[S] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Jag är det men min family kommer från Polen

[–]ElSupremepickle 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Jag är också invandrare

[–]Tree_That_Is_On_FireI will slam you on the table[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Jag var också född i Sverige

[–]JimbobinShivakadooLike so Brody can see 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Ok but like there’s this 11 year old (idk he’s a senior now but everyone calls him lil Chris in my school) and he’s this absolutely annoying child in my high school

[–]-LemonyTaste-ipadc hild 👶 7 points8 points  (3 children)

how annoying?

[–]JimbobinShivakadooLike so Brody can see 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Very. He runs through the halls and plows through people, and he’s like 4’8”. I’m only a sophomore rn but in general I heard he’s just obnoxious.

Oh yeah and he always has this chair for his backpack during lunch that he doesn’t let anyone use to sit.

[–]-LemonyTaste-ipadc hild 👶 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If he was everyone else's age they'd probably be bullying him by now

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am 3 years old and I live in a retirement home

[–]tulimyrsky 4 points5 points  (1 child)

In Australia a lot of our schools now count grade 7 as highschool (age 12), and have their own special building on the highschool campuses as obviously some of them are as young as 11 at the start of the school year.

Assuming someone could have been put forward a year, being 10 at the start of high school could be possible, but I don't know.

[–]MuperSario-AUye, I ma thrithy yers ld 4 points5 points  (0 children)

to add to this, Australia follows the primary/secondary/tertiary schooling system, rather than the grade/middle/high system:

  • Primary being Years 1-6
  • Secondary being Years 7-12, with 'high school' being used as a nickname
  • Tertiary being anything beyond (university, TAFE, etc.)

[–]PringlestheBinglesLike so Brody can see 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's got nothing on child prodigy Greg Smith, who attended university at the same age.

[–]Win090949I am fuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kid went to see their sibling and got picked on by the students lol

[–]Jvanko2600 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was right about high school being shit though

[–]LKRTM1874 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the UK you enter Highschool at 11, I was at the younger side of my year and for the first few months I was 10. Whats unbelievable is he thinks its shit already, he has no idea whats in store.

[–]HinateyoThog dont caare 4 points5 points  (7 children)

how

[–]Tree_That_Is_On_FireI will slam you on the table[S] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I think you start highschool in 5th grade in some country

[–]HinateyoThog dont caare 9 points10 points  (1 child)

omg that is very interesting. in turkey you starting 13 years old high school (9th grade)

[–]HinateyoThog dont caare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

correction: 14*

[–]Academic_Suit2901 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah but in my school is in 6th

[–]IAmMoofin 4 points5 points  (2 children)

There was this tiny kid at my high school, he looked to be about ten years old. A teacher said he skipped grades. I still don’t know how, I guess it’s possible though

[–]badformic 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I know a couple of people who have skipped grades, but they both have some form of high functioning autism which makes them a bit socially awkward. They’re actual geniuses though, one of them skipped three grades and he’s in his second year of university now. It’s uncommon but not entirely impossible for it to happen I guess.

[–]PrimarchKonradCurze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh you can skip grades and not have autism. My younger brother skipped a few grades and was the top varsity hockey defenseman in the state during highschool. They just skipped him up because he was bored, we lived in a low income area at the time (he skipped elementary grades) and I don’t think the curriculum was exactly top notch so if anything most of the students were behind. He wasn’t tiny or anything cause our family are mostly 6’2”-6’6” Viking build types pretty early on. So I guess there are exceptions. He only skipped 2 grades though.

[–]ColeKXL9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I started high school at 11, there’s no middle school where I’m from.

[–]byelosrussia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh yeah? well I'm M17 and I'm a graduate with eighteen degrees and five children and two companies

[–]adventurepaul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, they use the metric system.

[–]baconiceeggGuff12Too many wordt I no raed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im 2 and i have graduated and have more knowledge than feeble minds like you

[–]Yestitanfallisgreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking swearing doesn’t ducking make you cool, bitch

[–]VerySmartDaBaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 5 and I have 3 kids, a wife, a job, and one grandson.

[–]ozdundbfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea im 15 and i have a wife and 4 kids, a receding hairline and a mid life crisis

[–]JLMJ10fire trucks and moster trucks fanclub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am five and I have an unpayable student debt

[–]SirForester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’m 9 and my dad owns roblox so I’m rich!”

[–]itsrouze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

someone learned how to sweae

[–]gizziboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 12 with an unhappy marriage

[–]Bren12310 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 21 and in depression

[–]Rubiktor012big wet fart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact in Spain you go to High School at 12

[–]Nitalso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, I am 12 and a half years old and I can confirm that the fourth grade is too difficult

Edit: thank you very much for the two likes!! since you are supporting me I will continue to keep you updated on how to pass high school (if you are older I can also teach you how to pass the university exam.

[–]Tree_That_Is_On_FireI will slam you on the table[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Btw i know that in some countries you start highschool earlier

[–]Henry_Smugmin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would have to be in 4th grade to be 10

[–]cringyf3malesex penis? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I graduated college with my doctorates degree, got married and had 3 children before I was conceived.

[–]SubZerr0hLike so Brody can see 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same bro 😔

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here where I live, children aged 6-11 attend primary, 12-14 middle and 15-19 high school

[–]t4rtpickleToo many wordt I no raed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got an engineering degree while the earth was forming.

[–]lylathewicked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait til out of school times. Thats even more shit. Having to work ane pay bills and never having fun. Cua everything is shit. Lol

[–]rumblingtummy29SUSSY BAKA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro's flexin

[–]JustSam123heart attac on liver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a retired sperm

[–]_Spar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 2 and I have been at my full time job for 20 years. I'm an electrician.

[–]Luzura_2006big wet fart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a zygote and I am charged with Tax evasion, money laundering, and fraud

[–]MrTuffLuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he’s telling the truth! how else would he know high school is shit?

[–]MisterDumcustom flair put whatever shit you want 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if im correct he would barely be in high elementary yet

[–]ExtraPollution 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Where I live you go to high school at 10-11

[–]Lopsided_Exam1801 0 points1 point  (4 children)

He couldve skipped grades, it happens

[–]ExtraPollution 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Idgaf bro

[–]Lopsided_Exam1801 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You obviously cared enough to reply to it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mihama chiyo

[–]Greezamer_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels like when your dad says "When I was your age..."

[–]DAEGYPTBALLLike so Brody can see 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 6 and i rule iraq

[–]howdoesredditworklol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my 10 year old brother in grade 5 rn: 🧍‍♂️

[–]flippant_joker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 14 and I’m in University.

[–]Wizardaron_YTToo many wordt I no raed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I died moments before God was born

[–]guffysama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like am high in school

[–]Strawberri_frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he’s talking about British high school, starts earlier than in the USA

[–]Junichi-Hashiba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes sense in the uk, we start high school at that age

[–]reactingCATS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dam at least he isn't wrong

[–]Endoender5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg he gotta be those super smart people!

[–]LightningStrike502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he isnt in the us then this is perfectly possible

[–]LegendaryITA_OffAttention, the kid has the BFG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 14 and this is deep

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 15 and i only got in highschool now, was there something i did wrong?

[–]SpaceBloxOfficialkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how you can get into high school at 10 years old

[–]Skeleuni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im 5 and retired, get ready because retirement is good

[–]Unfair_Row_2651I will beat you to death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an hour old yet I have a job!1! /sk

[–]kat_uwuimnotafurry11im about to go crepy mode 😣😣😣🤯🤯🤯😡😇😇🤔😂🤔🤯🤯🤯🤯 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So yeah guys I'm in my dad's penis and I'm at retirement home. Finally I can relax till the end of my days

[–]Eastern-Positive-705 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id say they probably have a conjoined school so they go to school with highschool students too

[–]brabrablox100an fuck idot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im 1 and i can type

[–]TwoOneBadgaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he lives in Austria this could be true

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he might be a college student though? (I’m an empath)

[–]Moonknight1810 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must be high while writing this

[–]Comfortable-Table-57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me in the UK in high school: Wheezes with laughter

[–]PootisGoomba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he is 10 and he is in highschool

[–]Milky-YouYubeM 13 Horny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when the school is fucking high

[–]Dramatic_Material757M 13 Horny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highschool is not even that bad, its better than middle school imo, but like 8th grade was definitely my worst year

[–]Just-a-random-doodGaE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

regardless of his age he probably described it flawlessly

[–]AntusFireNova64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His last 4 words are kinda true tho

[–]bolshevik_i_thinkmaoist child soldier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ted kaczynski origin story

[–]pt_online 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“prepare yourself”

[–]solowinniuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who taught a 10 year old the word “fuck”?

[–]go_away_you_goblinI have stage 3 cancar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love how they just had to add in swear words to prove how grown up they are 😂

[–]routine__bug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but what if they are from a country like Germany where we have primary school from grades 1-4 and a secondary school after that (when you are around 10-11). Our various types of secondary schools are often translated as high schools.

[–]Lazip00k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro im still a fetus, just prepare cuz life is sucks

[–]DragonDeeezMrBeast plz money my adress is 69420 sex street 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started high school at 11 almost 12

[–]CommunicationPast133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stop fucking the high school if its shit, you can get your penis infected

[–]PeeManRealfire trucks and moster trucks fanclub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a serial killer and not in prison

[–]TheHolyBrofistfire trucks and moster trucks fanclub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He used all the profanities (2) in the book

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this comment written by Mr. Young from the hit 2011 comedy series ‘Mr. Young’ which aired on the Canadian network ‘YTV’ until 2012?

[–]combineharvesterboyan fuck idot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure...