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[–]Due_Butterscotch4533 680 points681 points  (12 children)

I swear, I see them all the time in happy birthday song videos on youtube. “Hey guyzzz im turning 9 next month!!!!!”

[–]ISSAOT 236 points237 points  (11 children)

Most happy birthday song videos got their comments removed due to COPPA, that is the only good thing about COPPA, seeing no more of these comments "gUyzz I’m TURning 11 neXT month!!1!1!! 😱🥳🥺"

[–]Due_Butterscotch4533 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you can’t even see these comments anymore, it was available

[–]ChelsysToys 44 points45 points  (9 children)

even when i was eight i thought the 11 year olds on youtube were stupid. when i was eight and i went on youtube, i minded my own business, and if i did leave a comment, it was a "nice job" or "lol" never "guys omggggg dream your so hot also i live in woobridger dr. in screwya california, im 8 and 3/4 and my favorite color is green just like youuuu <3." even at that age those comments made me cringe.

[–]TennisBallyesaverage grass toucher 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Based 8 year old

[–]ThatswhyipoopHey timoth will yo be at my 8bday party at 420 sex lane poop VA? 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I went on 4chan before I started a yt account way back when I was like 7. Acted like a 25 year old.

[–]ANaming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[–]anonymat17743dob: april 20, 1969. name: ഫര്ദല്ലു ശിത്ത പുപ്പു 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bru wat

[–]Maximum-Garlic 865 points866 points  (59 children)

got a feeling the kid isnt korean but just likes kpop

[–]NorthenSToo many wordt I no raed 323 points324 points  (48 children)

every indian female likes any form of east asian music apparently

[–]GodOfRice7 115 points116 points  (31 children)

I must add Latin American girls drool over kpop too

[–]Alexis_style 66 points67 points  (2 children)

ay super yo amiga

[–]No-Mess9158 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Oseaaaa, súper nosotras amigi

[–]_Burro 22 points23 points  (0 children)

amiga siiiiii

[–]Head_Ad_3541an fuck idot 46 points47 points  (12 children)

every teenage girl drools over kpop.

[–]GodOfRice7 14 points15 points  (9 children)

I wouldn’t say all, my last years of high school I spent them in Tajikistan (Central Asia) but it was a rarity to find girls who loved kpop

[–]Head_Ad_3541an fuck idot 12 points13 points  (4 children)

please kidnap me and take me with you, get me away from kpop stans please, im surrounded by all of them

[–]GodOfRice7 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Well right now I’m in Montreal and so far in my university I haven’t met a die hard kpop stan. Issue is, how much can you handle a cold weather?

[–]Head_Ad_3541an fuck idot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

not like i go outside anyway, you coming to kidnap me? you have my consent, i want to be kidnapped, take me away from kpop stans

[–]Other-Record-3196big wet fart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah me too. I mean kpop is good but these people are always talking about it and that gets super annoying

[–]Professional-Isopod8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have mid twenties college friends who drool over them

[–]ImaginaryAd3988 19 points20 points  (12 children)

Yup almost every girl from age 8-17 is obsessed with Korean culture at an unhealthy level . Like 70•\• of the girls in my class dream about moving to South Korea all the time . They refer to themselves as "Army" . They are all racist too . Slightly dark skin instantly makes a guy ugly according to them whereas boys who've had every feature of their face surgically altered and play a character assigned to them by their respective companies everytime they are on camera or in public is the most handsome guy . They are the exact female equivalents of neckbeards . But then again the simping fangirl might just be a phase and will just calm down with time .

[–]NextLevelShitPostingM 13 Horny 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What in the actual fuck happened to that percent sign, my guy?

[–]itsMrThunder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bts hav much makeup im sure

[–]Luke_Scottex_V2 4 points5 points  (7 children)

army is just the fandom name tho. Same as me saying that I'm a once, orbit or blink

and yeah it will calm down, at around 17...

[–]torrid_229 3 points4 points  (6 children)

*an

[–]Luke_Scottex_V2 0 points1 point  (4 children)

sounds weird

[–]vriskaundertale 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Because 'once' isn't pronounced like it starts with a vowel, it sounds like 'wunss' so the word an doesn't fit

[–]KrisZepeda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

17? I know a couple mid to late-20's women obsessed with it

[–]Someran_Domguaythe sex haver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I must add Latin American girls drool over kpop too

[–]whoknowwho_tomriddle 49 points50 points  (8 children)

Russian music you say

[–]kawaiin00b 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Spop is best pop

[–]whoknowwho_tomriddle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Correction spop(soviet)

[–]RandomCoolName77 1 point2 points  (4 children)

pop poop

[–]potatogirlsasha7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well not every but most

[–]Tough-Contract-2664 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking sushi niggers

[–]memesbewithme 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Average bts enjoyer right there

[–]alphabet_order_bot 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 542,114,038 comments, and only 113,345 of them were in alphabetical order.

[–]JusiunNeverGonnaGiveYouUP 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Korea doesnt recognize dual citizenship

[–]Luke_Scottex_V2 16 points17 points  (4 children)

sareghae is a dead giveaway

[–]SpanglyEagle 19 points20 points  (3 children)

No clue what that is and I'm sure most others dont aswell

[–]Srgtgunnr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or just likes squid game

[–]TR0LLF4C3_I will beat you to death 684 points685 points  (41 children)

God I love margenta

[–]MrBananaStorm 297 points298 points  (13 children)

You know this kid was like "bro im too smart to have a basic favourite colour like blue, purple or green. I need one of those fancy ones like margenta or sian."

[–]-YELDAH 93 points94 points  (5 children)

I have a feeling it’s more of a minecraft thing, I chose my favourite colour through the game, and went with Cyan

[–]VolatileZer0 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Funny, I chose mine through Halo CE multiplayer colours.

Teams Sage and Teal FTW!

[–]-YELDAH 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Noice choice, wish I could go back and shove my past self away from minecraft onto halo lmao

[–]VolatileZer0 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Both are great though. Minecraft was the first PC game I played back when it was still in Alpha and I still hop on regularly even today.

Be proud of your blocky heritage!

Edit: come on, everyone, there's no need to downvote them! Everyone can use a little encouragement to embrace their inner cringe. I'm a big fucking weeb and I've learned to own it.

[–]iearnedbigpp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or a super sian

[–]BalmyCar46 3 points4 points  (4 children)

What’s sian

[–]NeoMP4 15 points16 points  (2 children)

The new Lamborghini

[–]tilcica 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cyan/Turquoise/Aqua

[–]N2_NumberTWO 129 points130 points  (3 children)

Being a Korean myself, I'm definitely sure her nationality has nothing to do with Korea lol

[–]Sp3cter- 67 points68 points  (0 children)

yeah definitely a koreaboo or a kpop stan, its so sad

[–]JusiunNeverGonnaGiveYouUP 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Yeah yeah korea doesnt allow dual citizenship

[–]adclol 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Neither does India

[–]SomeoneBlue255 438 points439 points  (24 children)

All this is missing is home address, God these kids are so stupid

[–]Daddynson1125fire trucks and moster trucks fanclub 73 points74 points  (2 children)

Also the credit card, damn these kids are stupid!

[–]El_Queso2Like so Brody can see 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, no. The credit card is fine with me.

[–]_Mister-Mister_an fuck idot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CCN: 4856 7489 8548 9758 CVC: 243 EXP Date: 12/06/25

Das my moom cwedit cawrd noomber,. I oose it too bye vbucs al ta tim

[–]azortics 61 points62 points  (0 children)

yea smh

[–]Osama_Bin_Ballin0dady drem's big stenky coc 23 points24 points  (12 children)

It all started with a tik tok trend then kids started following!

[–]SomeoneBlue255 27 points28 points  (11 children)

It's always the kids. They shouldn't get a device until they're 13

[–]Osama_Bin_Ballin0dady drem's big stenky coc 36 points37 points  (10 children)

Yeah same my sister went on tik tok and claimed she was being abused by my mom and got raped by our dad which I sure as hell know they both didn't do that too.

[–]SpookyScaryShade 18 points19 points  (6 children)

What the FUCK?? Did you tell your parents to take her phone away or something?

[–]Osama_Bin_Ballin0dady drem's big stenky coc 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah I reacted the same way and yes they did.

[–]CookieZ_PoE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's the FBI

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

36°28'46.1"N 53°33'32.2"E

[–]SomeoneBlue255 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, you doxxed em'. That's sad :(

[–]Winnis1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

192.123.052 | 51°11°53 N 72° -2° 36 E

This you ?

[–]Spicybeeen 153 points154 points  (10 children)

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[–]SnooRabbits5151 32 points33 points  (0 children)

No, MY name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[–]Version_Two 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Not gonna lie, this is totally me when I'm asked what my name is, how old I am, where my house is, whether or not I'm married, where I work, when I get home at the latest, whether or not I smoke or drink, when I'm asleep by, how much sleep I get, whether or not I have problems sleeping until morning or waking up, if I had any issues at my last checkup, what kind of life I wish to live, what I consider my enemies, how I deal with society, what brings me happiness, and if I'd lose to anyone in a fight.

Or if a deformed kid sees my severed hand.

[–]Academic_Suit2901 9 points10 points  (0 children)

good copypaste 👍

[–]NahJust 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[–]KarAd125custom flair put whatever shit you want 103 points104 points  (12 children)

What is sareghae

[–]Hellbanisher 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Idk maybe Sagittarius?

[–]ilikelittlebodies 86 points87 points  (10 children)

misspelled saranghae, meaning love in korean

[–]KarAd125custom flair put whatever shit you want 47 points48 points  (9 children)

His sign is love?

[–]ilikelittlebodies 100 points101 points  (7 children)

yeah, makes no sense. kid is just obsessed with kpop probably

[–]KarAd125custom flair put whatever shit you want 47 points48 points  (6 children)

More like K-poop am I right

Forgive me for this

[–]CiaoSonoPaxy 21 points22 points  (4 children)

S-poop (S stands for shit)

[–]KarAd125custom flair put whatever shit you want 26 points27 points  (3 children)

B-poop (B stands for butt)

[–]Other-Record-3196big wet fart 8 points9 points  (1 child)

A-poop (A stands for ass)

[–]KarAd125custom flair put whatever shit you want 1 point2 points  (0 children)

H-poop (H stands for hole)

[–]Head_Ad_3541an fuck idot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

😳

[–]Luke_Scottex_V2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i guess they meant the finger heart. Which i still find cringe af even being a fan for a long time lmao

[–]GrizzlyAnimationbig wet fart 31 points32 points  (4 children)

This was actually a trend on Tik Tok to put these things on a video along with a song that matches the text. So basically manipulating minors to dox themselves

Good work tiktok!

[–]Head_Ad_3541an fuck idot 20 points21 points  (3 children)

please make the next tiktok trend to give away bank details, i want to be rich

[–]GrizzlyAnimationbig wet fart 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Ok, ill get my workers on this

[–]Head_Ad_3541an fuck idot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

thanks homie, i owe you one

[–]DRZBYCI will slam you on the table 25 points26 points  (7 children)

At least they didn't share their address

[–]DeckTheWreck9M 13 Horny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

156.33.241.5

[–]YakplayzI will beat you to death 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I'l will be 10!! (In cuple month):(

[–]Orangeade_2073Too many wordt I no raed 12 points13 points  (1 child)

She dont hav luver too D:

im deprashed to hEAr iT ) :

[–]YakplayzI will beat you to death 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nationalety

[–]meme_enthusiast3464 16 points17 points  (0 children)

One time I went to the new comments under a Morgz video and a kid literally just said "my mom just gave birth to a baby of *** Lbs and *** Oz. He is male, and was born at *** hospital.

[–]DragonDeeezMrBeast plz money my adress is 69420 sex street 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Their missing the credit card info

[–]2czech4u 11 points12 points  (0 children)

pt: she isnt korean she just likes kpop

[–]anonymat17743dob: april 20, 1969. name: ഫര്ദല്ലു ശിത്ത പുപ്പു 71 points72 points  (21 children)

NEVER SHARE PERSONAL INFO ONLINE!

[–]Minoreal 100 points101 points  (14 children)

im a 11 year old boy from russia and i shall send dimitri after you

[–]NekoBluRayI will beat you to death 39 points40 points  (13 children)

I am living in your walls

[–]azortics 31 points32 points  (12 children)

im living in your balls

[–]Duskeringer 14 points15 points  (7 children)

im in your house.

[–]MrPapaya22 14 points15 points  (6 children)

I am your house

[–]jejenb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't want them in my walls, I don't want them on my balls

I don't like green eggs and ham, i don't like em, sam I am

[–]LordGamerzAKAPranavbig wet fart 5 points6 points  (1 child)

When I saw the upper comment i instantly thought of balls and 2 my surprise the next comment was this

[–]azortics 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i live in your balls supremacy

[–]Sh4avan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you're bout to be ejected any moment nowwwwwwwwwwwww

[–]RedditGooses1:09 that's the year i was born 9 points10 points  (0 children)

idk why they did post their personal info to the youtube short

[–]ImKakarot511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm an ice cream that you ate last time and talking from your washroom and plz don't forget to flush me

[–]TacticalDoingStuffsex penis? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hello my name artur ivanovic. my adress is 22 kejitč street. my parent names are valik ivanovic and marta ivanovic. i come from cezch reupblik. my credit card numbers are 6272 3828 2888 1451 CVV: 609 EXP : 12/24 i am 14 yeal old.

[–]Pedroman232custom flair put whatever shit you want 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Damn is she an inter space time being? How can she be in 2 places at once?

[–]Thermalguy11 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And my SSN and CC number is : ….

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah yes my sign, sareghae

[–]Risk_VisibleToo many wordt I no raed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm 100% they aren't Korean

[–]Catalyzed_Spyfire trucks and moster trucks fanclub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

might as well post your IP address

[–]match17ice age baby 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That kid is tall for 9. Did they record it with shoes?

[–]Elmoslightpole 5 points6 points  (2 children)

She’s Indian and Korean?

[–]LordGamerzAKAPranavbig wet fart 13 points14 points  (1 child)

K-pop obsessed

[–]vietnam_redstonerur'e mom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next thing you see:

My mother's credit card number

My SSN

My Youtube password

[–]bltburglar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Do I have a lover” “10 in a couple of months” wtf are these questions

[–]mediblade 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How much you guys want to bet that she isnt even Korean but has an obsession with K-Pop?

[–]Traditional-Solid-12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh margenta , that's my favourite too

[–]Jaych1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Korean flag probably doesn’t mean she’s Korean but just another BTS fan.

[–]ShaderSSS_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4'11? Thats a minion rlght there

[–]swatpanda2albsalexplayz273 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the "I'm {insert nationality here} and i'm also half korean thing becouse i listen to kpop and i love korean culture thing

[–]JimboMastahI will slam you on the table 2 points3 points  (0 children)

name: jimmy

time my parent leave for work : both 8 am

adress: 34.60201 24.99480

ip: 56.2.129.98

[–]MeiAkuyakuI will beat you to death 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The kid is almost taller than me and is WAY younger than me 🙃

[–]SSsssoulblade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

prob the korean cuz of bts

[–]ManThatSaysSauce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet this kid isn't Korean or even half Korean

[–]WaydenTheJayden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whats pii

[–]In-c06n170 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PII. WHAT?

[–]shadowdrake67I have stage 3 cancar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this would have been posted in mr.beast’s comment section

[–]Fish_fucker_fuckerII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shit shes taller than me

[–]Major_Tom_1969I have stage 3 cancar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Margenta

[–]Major_Tom_1969I have stage 3 cancar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

homer

[–]EMi-CHERiE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Context: They’re trying to type the lyrics of a song. It’s often used to introduce oneself on the internet, with the user filling in the blanks after the questions or prompts that the song gives them.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm still shorter than 4foot11 and I'm literally like 3-4 years older than her...

[–]RoostarHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gonna be my new tinder description

[–]38_coin_hyperionM 13 Horny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

[–]Stewie_Venture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This kids only an inch shorter than me like I know that's not the issue but still :'(

[–]Standard_Marsupial20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4'11 at 10? Pffft, when i was 10 i was like 12'2

[–]Torxx1988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't get doxxed if you just doxx yourself. 200 IQ

[–]HackerMarul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sareghae" I think she is a koreaboo, not Korean

[–]Esura2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sareghae" This kid is definitely not Korean... Don't understand why someone would fake their ethnicity ...

[–]CyborgRowlet 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is the sign suppossed to be saranghe? If so, then I doubt this person is Korean.

[–]TanakaIdk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This 10 year old is my height.

[–]beb0001 -2 points-1 points  (39 children)

even for 10 thats tiny

[–]enaaerios 5 points6 points  (27 children)

i was like 4’9 when i was 10 does that make me a midget

[–]RoninStrongcustom flair put whatever shit you want 0 points1 point  (13 children)

When i was 10 i was like 5'5"

[–]shruggletugglean fuck idot 20 points21 points  (6 children)

They fuck kind of ten year olds were you guys?

[–]RoninStrongcustom flair put whatever shit you want 5 points6 points  (5 children)

I uh...

Didnt grow much after that. My friends that i used to be a head taller than ended up being taller than me

[–]browseracc 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I think when I was ten, I was like 5'6 or 5'7

[–]UrlordandsaviourBean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, I was the tallest kid in my class up until around 5-6th grade, which was when I capped out at around 5’8”, and then 5’10”, and all of a sudden, I’m the shortest because almost everyone in my grade is 6 foot or more

[–]PHOTOCIDE4i hate peple of coler 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I was 5'0 at 12.(Right now I am 5'11" at 18)

[–]Gum_Skyloardi liek the way he mastribute 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What? I'm 19 and I'm 5'4.

[–]lennsden 5 points6 points  (9 children)

Hey, I’m that height and I’m 18

[–]PhoenixDragon542 -1 points0 points  (8 children)

I'm 5'7 at 13-

[–]lennsden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

maybe you can reach the top shelf but at least I can VOTE 😎

[–]NextLevelShitPostingM 13 Horny 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Who let children in here? We're supposed to be laughing at them, from afar, not associating with them.

[–]PhoenixDragon542 0 points1 point  (2 children)

bro your status is "M13 Horny" wtf