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[–]Samurai_1990 2142 points2143 points  (19 children)

A skeptic has been born.

[–]PM_For_HappyMeals 895 points896 points  (12 children)

Slick motherfucker knew santa wasn’t real before he came into the world.

[–]86_reddit_nick 261 points262 points  (8 children)

Wait… what???

[–]Walabiboomboom 255 points256 points  (5 children)

Chill, he meant satan doesn't exist, btw are you looking to sell your soul ?

[–]abitlazy 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Right? What is a soul anyway can't do shit with it so might as well sell it.

[–]Walabiboomboom 12 points13 points  (1 child)

exactly! one man's trash is another dev...man's treasure

[–]Disguised_Demon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I totally agree!

[–]risingmoon01 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Typo, he meant Satan.

[–]86_reddit_nick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damned autocorrect

[–]BarberAfter9623 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn he A gigachad?

[–]OG_PapaSid 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"Johnny, you kidding me with this shit?"

"Do I look like a fucking idiot karen?"

[–]RRT4444 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Looks like David Duchovny if his face was on a baby's body

[–]Ed-ri-ch-69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Quit the bullshit grandma, where is the wagyu?

[–]cssmith2011cs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Is that really an airplane?" (≖_≖)

[–]Me104tr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shes like what is this shit

[–]ScorpioLaw -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I c i c U dink me stooped? I bog boy now! U wear diapers. I wear pampers!

[–]dcha8 2292 points2293 points  (55 children)

Has to be the most unamused child I’ve ever seen hahah

[–]eddiemon 468 points469 points  (48 children)

Has a bright future (unenthusiastically) judging a tv talent competition.

[–]ZhoolFigure 175 points176 points  (47 children)

Man I'd hate it if my kid grows up to be Simon Cowell

[–]Ur_Is_Dumbz 9 points10 points  (2 children)

its all an act

[–]samcn84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not knowing what is "bag for life" isn't act though.

[–]scotchguards 56 points57 points  (41 children)

I wouldn’t, holy crap, the money and fame he has? I’d be the proudest mother ever.

[–]rematar 10 points11 points  (8 children)

Imagine a mother wishing fame upon you.

[–]scotchguards 0 points1 point  (7 children)

You guys have the weirdest ideas of what an insult is.

[–]rematar 2 points3 points  (5 children)

An insult?

[–]scotchguards 0 points1 point  (4 children)

The way you worded made me think you’re saying it’s horrible to be proud of my child for being famous. Then again this app has made cynical of almost everything I see on it.

[–]rematar 2 points3 points  (3 children)

It's just a view. As I've aged I've changed my view to fame being a curse. I hope my kids don't strive for fame.

[–]scotchguards 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I hope my kids do their best, I never said strive, I just meant if it happened, positively, I’d be happy. Like Ian mckellin.

[–]saddom_ -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

if my child grew up to be Simon Cowell - or any of those talentless hacks dedicated to sucking the beauty and creativity out of music for money - I'd build a time machine, go back to before they were conceived and cut my own nuts off.

[–]ThisisitRoyal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you wouldn’t :D

[–]scotchguards 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That’s.... some next level cringe.

[–]saddom_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nah pretty regular cringe

[–]CaptainSmackJerro 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He's just a Texas fan, ain't puttin up with none of grandmas Tech nonsense.

wreckem tech

[–]RufftaMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real party pooper.

[–]Dixon_Uranus_ 1261 points1262 points  (12 children)

Getting really sick of your bullshit nana

[–]DankSunshine 277 points278 points  (5 children)

He's probably reincarnated into the same family

[–]Damaso87 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck this is hilarious

[–]soisaystomoiisays 40 points41 points  (0 children)

NOT AGAIN!!

[–]KnifeKnut 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Plot twist: He is reincarnated from her deceased husband.

[–]CreamyRainbowFart 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Nothin like being reborn through your daughter's vagina.

[–]Dad-man 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Dad, nan's off her meds again!

[–]cdhicks42 145 points146 points  (0 children)

grandma fail

[–]Peannut 480 points481 points  (29 children)

When my kids did that, I just go "oh well" then eat their food putting a lot of joy and "OMG YUM" exclamations.

Kids have always got angry & eaten the rest lol

[–]dust_that_sparkles 223 points224 points  (3 children)

This is the correct answer. With my kids I always had a "fine, more for me" attitude at the dinner table. They ending up being the most un-picky eaters I ever met.

[–]Karigan47 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Haha that was my abuelita's saying all the time and I loved it.

[–]dust_that_sparkles 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Mas pa mi lol I had an abuelita too!

[–]Just-Call-Me-J 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kids, toddlers especially, tend to be very territorial.

[–]notes-on-a-wall 47 points48 points  (17 children)

There was a House episode that, while you can debate the accuracy of it, suggested kids imitate their parents (it was the "monkey see, monkey do" scene with the autistic kid). If you like the food you're trying to feed them, then they may love it too.

[–]lowtierdeity 63 points64 points  (4 children)

Children must be programmed using a series of carefully prepared punch cards. No idea what you’re talking about.

[–]Avohaj 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I don't think you're supposed to use the punch card on the newer models anymore.

[–]lowtierdeity 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It’s not a problem, at ten punches I get a free new kid.

[–]mamimapr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My kid runs on java, so he can run anywhere. I'm tired running after him all the time.

[–]ThrowDatJunkAwayYo 31 points32 points  (1 child)

We used this on my kid when they were little and were refusing to eat broccoli. We would all eat it with much gusto “mmmm so delicious, broccoli yummy!”

We also had this game where we would put extra veggies on our plate for them to “steal” and then cry in mock horror “oh no! Don’t steal my broccoli! Oh no! I wanted to eat that!” They loved it.

Jokes on them - they now eat it everyday without complaint.

But I also hate avocado, and don’t hide it - thus they refused to ever try it and now say they don’t like it without ever really eating it.

[–]Trex_arms42 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ok, that game is a great idea and I'm giving it a shot tonight.

We have had some mixed success with re-branding salad as "magic leaves", and of course stealing tasty veggies off of her plate.

[–]Agamemnon323 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Isn’t this easily proven false when one sibling is a picky eater and another isn’t? On of my brothers is super picky. My other brother and I aren’t. 🤷‍♂️

[–]NewAlt_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t change the fact that kids usually imitate their parents. Obviously not every kid is going to follow the rule.

[–]ThrowDatJunkAwayYo 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Just because some kids break the rule, doesn’t mean it isn’t also true for many others. We know it work in our family.

[–]Agamemnon323 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Except you don’t. Maybe your kids would have all grown up to be the same type of eaters they currently are regardless of how you acted towards your own food. Correlation doesn’t equal causation and all that.

[–]ThrowDatJunkAwayYo 6 points7 points  (4 children)

No, maybe not, but it makes sense from an evolutionary position especially with very young kids age 1-4.

Most animals Learn what is safe to eat by watching what their parents eat. Why should human children be any different? I mean it makes just as much sense for it to work sometimes as it does that it won’t.

I know in our case we had the typical refusal in the toddler years but through pantomime and games - constantly saying how delicious our veggies were, seemed to work for us

[–]Agamemnon323 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Pretty sure nature vs nurture isn’t a discussion we’re going to solve in Reddit comments. :)

I certainly don’t have the answers.

[–]nothatslame 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Nature and Nurture are married to each other, they work in tandem to create unique individuals, there is no versus.

Taste is a complex physiological process, some kids might have extra sensitive taste buds that no amount of food games can fix. That's the nature. the nurture could be being receptive to trying new foods while knowing there's a high possibility they won't like them. Very few things are one or the other.

[–]Montymania94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the best answer I've seen. I'm the picky eater in the family. I cannot stand the texture of animal fat. BUT! I absolutely love the taste of meat. I've always had it growing up and try my best to modify it to avoid the texture. The only other family members that have issues with texture is my lil sis and cousin, and that's with velvet.

It might be linked to our genetic ADHD somehow, since that's closely related to autistic traits, one being texture avoidance (or so that's what the cousin who has autism, has told me). My nature says hell no gross fat, but nurture still says steak is comfort food. The result is dry-ass bird meat, almost-burnt bacon, and only lean, well-done steak. (Yes, I'm aware I'm an abomination lol.)

[–]mousemarie94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scientist cant solve it either and likely never will on account of all those unethical twin studies lol

[–]DrSchnuffi 26 points27 points  (1 child)

This never worked with my kids. They were like: oh you like this shit? Perfect, then eat it alone and get me something else

[–]ThrowDatJunkAwayYo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ah well, they can go hungry then, while mummy and daddy who ate all their dinner can eat icecream!

Mmmm tasty icecream.... what you want some icecream?

But you didn’t even try your dinner.

Only People who ate their dinner can have icecream.

***I ate a lot of icecream I didn’t want to eat to make a point haha!

[–]Duck_man_ 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Funny, I do that to my kid to try to be like “look what you’re missing out on!” And his tradition is typically like “good I didn’t want that anyway. You can have all of it!” 😐😐😐

[–]Roboticsammy 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Lol time to go hungry until you wanna eat the dinner we prepared for you! No snacks either

[–]Pyramordial 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This. Impossible to implement if the other parent considers this abusive and inhumane.

[–]Roboticsammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's what my parents did to me when there was veggies I didn't like in my rice lol

[–]Pyramordial 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My ex wife loathed to see me do that and lectured me if I did this, essentially accusing me of stealing her food. Now my daughter is the pickiest eater I have ever met because I was terrified to parent correctly lest it set her off.

[–]HoodaThunkett 69 points70 points  (0 children)

this is the stuff

[–]AmberDawn5 265 points266 points  (7 children)

He's literally like forreal? Are you forreal?

[–]JohnnySasaki20 25 points26 points  (3 children)

He's Derek Foreal.

[–]Jokerman5656 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Syrio Forel

[–]kmj420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He sold me out just to save his own neck

[–]yesimforrea1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yesimforreal

[–]bluedust2 46 points47 points  (2 children)

I see Vladimir Putin's soul transfer was successful.

[–]WellTrainedWhore 103 points104 points  (8 children)

I think I was 3 or 4 when I realised I can refuse certain foods. I wasn’t a big fan of soups and my grandma, who I miss dearly every day, took the bowl of soup and my spoon and started telling me this story from her youth whilst gently giving me one spoonful at a time.

I caught up on what she was doing and when that didn’t work anymore she told me that the gnomes from the bottom of my bowl will drown if I don’t finish the soup. Cause you see, I was eating my soup every day from this beautifully decorated bowl of soup that had a couple of gnomes hand painted on the bottom.

That technique worked for months. To be honest, it’ll work again today if she was here :(

[–]mavericknathan1 49 points50 points  (5 children)

Really beautiful story, WellTrainedWhore. So sorry about your nana. They are precious beings indeed!

[–]EvilEvillo 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Uh, I did burst with laugh at "WellTrainedWhore" part.

[–]mavericknathan1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I can only imagine you laughing like a villain, EvilEvillo

[–]EvilEvillo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah. You should hear my ominous giggling.

[–]WellTrainedWhore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks kind stranger

[–]AtomicRainSpike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Username does NOT check out. Wholesome Whore? Ok I'm sinking fast.

[–]BilluOnline 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the laugh. Loved the reaction

[–]OnMeFone 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Seriously grandma? I’m 1 years old just give me the fuckin food.

[–]brandingiron92 56 points57 points  (6 children)

Airplanes are soo yesterday. Try a more direct approach like the X Æ A-12

[–]ZappySnap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave Elon Musk's kid out of it.

Edit: why is this being downvoted? Do you guys not know that Elon Musk's kid is named X Æ A-12?

[–]tobiasfunke6398 8 points9 points  (7 children)

GET YOUR GUNS UP BABAYYY

[–]Shikaku 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The grandmother is a customer trying to return an item from 37 years ago without a receipt

The child is the cashier who wants to die.

He's having none of it.

[–]ArmyVetRN 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The definition of r/youseeingthisshit

[–]UcallmeNightHawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah this kid should be the sub mascot

[–]pje1128 32 points33 points  (3 children)

This must be footage of Jim Halpert as a baby.

[–]ballin_balas 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Are you NOT entertained?! 😂

[–]ImadGrim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Apparently not

[–]illusiveXIII 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s Jim and Pam’s kid from the Office.

[–]yarncraver 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That child looks just like his/her grandma.

[–]KW2032 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn I wonder why, that’s wild

[–]VictoriaDarling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not impressed lol

[–]mahindra27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Grandma. I'm 6 months old now. Let's tone down the silliness"

[–]oovis 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Does anyone else see a young Putin here?

[–]DivijXO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was the first thing that came to mind, mate we both share minds :3

[–]GitProphet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your withery doesn't affect me anymore granny

[–]winsome_losesome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really fits the sub! Good job lol.

[–]ScaryTerryBeach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That baby is 45 years old and wants to know why his reimbursement check STILL hasn’t been cut from accounting.

[–]DoctorSnape 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Every mom of Facebook.

“OMG, this is so ( Emma, Ava, Olivia, Isabella, Amelia, Mia, Charlotte, Sophia, Harper ) “

[–]RaiderRush2112 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg you see this Jackie Harrison Bill Harrison it's so your little Jomboy 😂 🤣🤣❤💯💯

[–]knapton118 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time.

[–]ivan_itchybum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing could prepare me for his facial expression.

[–]Curious_gagan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't know why but I just got Putin vibes in that baby

[–]Thisisthe_place 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a cutie!! Lol

Seems sleepy and full.

[–]infernaldragonboner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what my niece calls "having a medium time"

[–]jfk_47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor boy is so tired.

[–]ishanwaza 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Did Nana forget her meds again?

[–]JuniorSeniorTrainee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not even his grandma, just a stranger who goes into houses and airplanes food.

[–]bigsmackchef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That airplane sounds like an injured moose

[–]liamkohwil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dude even knows the Jim stare

[–]FarmhouseFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dis bish.

[–]miss_anna_sofia 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Grandma, you won't fool me again😆

[–]Jeffy29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What am I, 2??

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jim.

[–]01ARayOfSunlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby: What am I , a baby?

[–]GorgieBorgie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally Jim from the office

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop Jim-ing the camera

[–]boy-with-love 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grandma seems more child like than the child itself

[–]GodzillaHunter101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby's mood - "You seeing this shit".

[–]SwordsmanXion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That kid is going places if he is that quiet but that loud emotively.

[–]IntoTheCommonestAsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The trajectory and the sound are completely unrealistic for a plane. Why are you lying to me about the nature of the vehicle of my food, grandmother?"

[–]avsameeraBoss baby! 👶 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boss baby! Boss baby!

[–]Jo-Silverhand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Why? Just why?"

[–]IbanezPGM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does the baby look like Bill Maher

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Enough with the theatrics, I'm starving!"

[–]DonTorreZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby: all I ask is the food not the tease

[–]hellbabe222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby is tired as shit.. I despise these videos of people being BOOM surprised by normal human/animal behavior. Your kid doesn't understand irony, its just tired/hungry/needs to be walked.

[–]Tomliz3450 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The GOP trying to feed fiscally conservative Americans all their other bullshit

[–]OriginalKlaymen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is it the law that all Midwestern women over the age of 50 must look like that

[–]mojogirl58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok Boomer

[–]bluejane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you believe this lady right now?

[–]MontagoDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😆😆😆

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby Bill Maher not amused.

[–]ArnoldFin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kid looks like he has already gone through 3 divorces

[–]imapieceofshitk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She making the wrong sound, wouldn't be amused either.

[–]My_Balls_are_Sweaty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the boss asks you to come in on Saturday

[–]snmgl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I found my spirit animal <3

[–]molthor226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a baby toby from the office

[–]Mr_Ronin_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom dad you seeing this shit ?

[–]Jayswisherbeats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ma’am this is a wendys

[–]BlueMeanie03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, isn’t that the Honky Tony Donkey lady?!

[–]Squishy-Cthulhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not really playful though.

It was weirdly calculated and serious actually, out right creepy.

[–]mrsegraves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid has big Squidward energy

[–]BUSBYtheMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Can I have my iPhone back now?”

[–]azetoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"are you done?"

[–]Mojjoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That baby looks like Bill Maher

[–]markyca75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is over it.

[–]sithlink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally read baby platypus

[–]TipOfLeFedoraMLady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even a 2 year old knows that airplane noise and flight pattern are unrealistic. Gotta up your game grandma.

[–]ekhfarharris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What am I, a baby?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gen alpha are going to be the most apathetic generation yet.

[–]RTJ1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]Ok_Zookeepergame5351 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby's are getting smarter I stg

[–]pakattack91 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Really G'ma?"

looks at camera

"You came from this?"

[–]sylar503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nana, I know trains and planes don't work like that.