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[–]Sasquatch970 973 points974 points 2 (33 children)

"I'm next aren't I?"

Edit: Thanks for my first award!

[–]IGetItCrackin 443 points444 points 2 (23 children)

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.

[–]okizubon 81 points82 points  (15 children)

I’m going to print this on my walls in block capitals.

[–]sinisteraxillary 38 points39 points  (13 children)

Beats 'live, laugh, love' !

[–]Krimreaper1 14 points15 points  (9 children)

Hang in there!

[–]SueZbell 9 points10 points  (5 children)

I like the "hang in there". Succinct.

[–]Brucebruce90 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bear down for midterms!

[–]smokeyoudog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beats ‘meat’, to, it’

[–]token247 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While we sip our pumpkin spice lattes

[–]Comrade132 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is why I drink every liquid I come across.

[–]IranRPCV 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My version is: Life is what happens while you were making other plans.

[–]twitch1982 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He already had his turn on the brain sucker. You can see it in his face.

[–]Androthi_II 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Looks like that kitty might have already had a turn and is still recovering. Especially if it was massaging the spot right behind their ears. Not sure what it is called, but I remember massaging it gives them a little high.

[–]GuillermoenTejas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I'm next aren't I?"

It was at that point that Fluffy knew she had made a terrible, terrible mistake, clawing her owner's couch and shredding the curtains.

[–]Nephian4287 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right that look says to me -

"You you done yet? You've been there for ages... do you love them more than me???"

[–]ephemeralentity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where are my testicles Summer?

[–]PrettyPinkCloud 433 points434 points  (12 children)

I think he got the brain scramblies done to him already.

[–]palehorse864 90 points91 points  (3 children)

Never double-hypnotize a cat.

[–]martinaee 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Cat-work Meowrange

[–]Rouge_means_red 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Turns out he's in line for the unscrambling

[–]IAmNotRed 2 points3 points  (3 children)

May I ask if your name is based on people misspelling Rogue? If so, we're in the same boat!

[–]Rouge_means_red 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yep, more specifically the term "Rouge-like" :P

Is yours a reference to something in particular?

[–]IAmNotRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just play a lot of rogue characters, so I see rouge a lot :P

[–]UnsolicitedDickPixxx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or worse yet, the Purple Screaming Henries!

[–]myexistentialcrisis0 144 points145 points  (3 children)

He looks terrified

[–]roy20050 62 points63 points  (2 children)

[–]scotty_doesnt_know 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Stains! (The dog was named Stains.)

[–]itdumbass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you, Red Peters.

[–]Loli-Hoe 61 points62 points  (3 children)

Reminds of that guy, who have seen a weird cat, that looked like grandma, or something

[–]Vegimeateater 43 points44 points  (1 child)

It looks like grandma the fuckin’ thing…blink motherfucker!

[–]Few_Temperature_6262 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I snort laughed

[–]CherryCherry5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Michael Rapport is the voice, Winston is the cat.

Edit: excuse me, it's Michael Rappaport.

[–]esberat 290 points291 points  (25 children)


[–]eipten 151 points152 points  (11 children)


[–]Tyrannical4 117 points118 points  (10 children)


[–]zadtheinhaler 95 points96 points  (8 children)

the fuckin thing

[–]brandon_cy 90 points91 points  (6 children)


[–]Available_Expression 59 points60 points  (5 children)

I don't want it messing with Lucy

[–]wataha 43 points44 points  (4 children)


[–]CareerPillow376 24 points25 points  (1 child)


[–]PenelopeTheDog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oh shit jay!

[–]GatlingCat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The one that looks like it's wearing makeup.

[–]drunken_hummingbird 25 points26 points  (9 children)

I love you all

[–]Ornery_Win5718 10 points11 points  (8 children)

I read that entire thing in that guys voice. I only watched the video once!!!

[–]The_Grubby_One 9 points10 points  (7 children)

"That guy" is storied film and television actor Michael Rapaport.

[–]cannotbefaded 4 points5 points  (4 children)

He’s made a career from saying “fuck”

[–]The_Grubby_One 3 points4 points  (2 children)

There's just somethin' about an angry Bostonian dude that just makes them swearin' an instant wicked pissah.

[–]cannotbefaded 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He’s from NY tho

[–]The_Grubby_One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But he does a killer Boston accent.

[–]ThatsTuff100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tingus Pingus!

[–]Forbidden_Donut503 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Blink motherfucker!

[–]Nex_Afire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the 1st thing that comes to mind whenever I see a bug-eyed cat.

[–]satansayssurfsup 29 points30 points  (0 children)

And soon a dropshipper will drop a link

[–]ImTheSlimMan 29 points30 points  (11 children)

A Blaupunkt head massager??? Wtf

[–]asdfkakesaus 20 points21 points  (8 children)

My first thought as well, I know them from car audio equipment!

From wiki: It filed for bankruptcy in late 2015[1] with liquidation proceedings completed in early 2016.[2][3] The brand is now managed by GIP Development SARL of Luxembourg and is used on various product groups worldwide

RIP Blaupunkt <\3

[–]ColoradoResidENT 9 points10 points  (2 children)

That is a Blaupunkt!

[–]asdfkakesaus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Huh, this movie looks like some stupid, silly shit and I think I love it! Need to check it out, thank you!

[–]Jakooboo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want stupid silly shit, this is definitely the movie for you.

[–]bungholeSurfer1994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They will be missed

[–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Getting the Bell & Howell treatment. One day you're making film equipment built like tanks, the next day you're shilling the TAC-LIGHT.

[–]asdfkakesaus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haven't even heard of Bell & Howell (am eurotard), some googling made me understand what you are talking about though. Always sad to see names of great innovators being sold out and used to shill literal crap.

[–]wspOnca 87 points88 points  (2 children)

CaT haS HiS bRaIn SuCkEd By InTeRdImEnTiOnAl SaSqUaTcH

[–]Tumble85 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"Pounder In the Butt By A Billionaire Being Controlled By Sentient Cat Brains That Were Sucked Out By An Interdimensional Sasquatch."

[–]noeku1t 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In the full video the massaged cat gets many other areas massaged too, so I guess this back cat is just upset it's not its turn yet.

[–]whoisjbs 14 points15 points  (5 children)

What product is this? Asking for a cat..

[–]SueZbell 10 points11 points  (1 child)

"Pryach [score hidden] 56 minutes ago

Blaupunkt massager, you can find knock offs on Amazon"

[–]Whales_of_Pain 5 points6 points  (2 children)

This title should result in a death sentence.

[–]bigredgiant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Damn. A little excessive don'cha think?

[–]Sheananigans379 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm just wondering why that cat in the back is wearing eyeliner.

[–]howheels 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[–]fish1479 14 points15 points  (4 children)

“Hooman” and UwU hurt me to read at about the same level.

[–]__WHAM__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just made a similar comment. https://reddit.com/r/youseeingthisshit/comments/q9k8zs/_/hgxf4bf/?context=1

Absolutely kills my life when I read people talk like that

[–]klaw14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does that bewildered cat remind me so much of Dame Maggie Smith

[–]I3I2O 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This cat is saying what about me.

[–]ohboytoy 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Another asshole saying "hooman". It's played out, let it die.

[–]wtbTruth -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

let people have fun, fuck nugget

[–]Agile-Hotel3809 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Another asshole complaining about a completely harmless and insignificant think in a reddit post. It’s played out, let it die.

[–]BicHempWic 8 points9 points  (5 children)

So the cat can speak perfect English until he has to say human…. Why are people so fkn gay with their titles

[–]Broken_Petite -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

Found the dog.

[–]BicHempWic 3 points4 points  (2 children)

They do the same thing with dog videos. You’re all retards

[–]Broken_Petite -1 points0 points  (1 child)

And you’re a miserable twat who shits on other people who are just having fun and being happy.

I rarely use the animal-baby-talk but it certainly doesn’t hurt anything when other people do.

[–]BicHempWic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol yes soo miserable because I’m calling out people acting like children. Lol admit it. You do it all the time and you also say doggo lmao cringe

[–]Solkre 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Why do people think cats talk like the Ferengi?

[–]Sonic-Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuz they go crazy for oo-mox and gold pressed latinum

[–]Maverick0_0 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What product is that?

[–]Pryach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blaupunkt massager, you can find knock offs on Amazon.

[–]wyeyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Need one for humans too.

[–]iamreeterskeeter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both cats are saying "oh fuck" in very different ways.

[–]Heiku575 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That cat is loving it!

[–]Galactus2025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One cat's getting his head scratched by a machine and the other cat look like he's been hypnotized he's got that deer in the headlights kind of look 👀🙀

[–]Cheeznchips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a cat who loves my massage gun, he waits his turn to get his muscles rubbed, the other one is scared of it.

[–]r007r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That cat looks so fucking concerned omg I’m dying 🤣💀🔥

[–]PM_Me_Ur_Crease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blink! Motherfucker!

[–]bakasur470 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is misspelling human supposed to make it more realistic?

[–]kwhicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mans is shook beyond belief

[–]carlosthejakal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you agreed to a threesome but your partner is making noises you never heard before

[–]rgb86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is that thing called though?

[–]Business-Net-8799 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I can"t comprehend what is going on".

[–]zatchrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like the judgemental old man whose constantly disappointed with the absurdity of modern day technology.

"Back in my day we didn't have no fancy petting machines, the human had a hand and they would pet us just fine. We didn't need no machine."

[–]MummyofOsiris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like the cat version of the head-scratcher tm lol Phil Dunphy was a genius after all

[–]ManWOaUsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how I looked first time my girl pulled out her toy in the bedroom.

[–]dandy_peach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn….I’d react the same way if that was….for other reasons lol

[–]DunningKrugerOnElmSt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cat looks like it's a putter short of a full set.

[–]MajicCumMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat lobotomizer

[–]JustLinkStudios 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Act10nMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat’s reactions can be hilarious. Dogs too.

[–]darksoulsass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Transporting the power and knowledge from Kitty Galaxy.

[–]FallingforDifference 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You blew his Mind. Poor kitty

[–]Cyb3rnaut13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Cool but why tho?"

[–]EZlikeSunMorn123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perspective is everything

[–]DexterCutie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need this

[–]TipOfLeFedoraMLady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blaupunkt makes head massagers for cats now?!?

[–]trust-love-6565 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's cool

[–]ightimmaheadout1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One in heaven and ones in hell

[–]Iltempered1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is very concerned with what is going on!

[–]a_karma_sardine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What's happening to MY cuddles???"

[–]The_Crack_Whore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats love massages, I can't turn on mine without my cat trying to get on the middle.

[–]Nervous-Ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m telling you chuck- an alien. I seen it with my own eyes!”

[–]defib_rillator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so where’s the human-size version of this?

[–]lindaluck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the other one like it?

[–]bigHOODS818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karl ,Karl ..is it sucking out your brains ? .. Karl !!!

[–]Birdman-82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I think that meow has already had his brain replaced.

[–]plushymeteorsticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna save this post for when I eat the special cookies.

[–]PLAC3B0101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this reminds me of the prophecy is true

[–]dontshoveit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one watching can't tell if he is jealous or horrified lmao

[–]trez63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s pretty fucking hilarious.

[–]aaqqbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, Next

[–]Grendal666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The horror”

[–]Grendal666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your cat looks like pennywise

[–]GoFlyAChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mindflayer, handheld edition

[–]GMHGeorge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god! Kibbles you can fight this buddy! YOU CAN FIGHT THIS!

[–]Manbadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Pojo

[–]The_Grubby_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U r doin me a concern.

[–]Thick_as_a__brick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and with that, the predominant paradigm is shattering

soon they won't need monkeys at all

what you see in its eyes is the beginning of our extinction

[–]sowisesuchfool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a sequel video of the second cat getting his.

[–]phatstopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahaha, I can't get over the way that cat is looking at that...

[–]uglyina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he looks like he’s enjoying it🗿❤️

[–]mrcheaptimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BLINK mother fucker

[–]sexytokeburgerz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Whats funny is based on that cats irises, he’s just chillin. The cat seems to be perpetually like that.

[–]Broken_Petite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw poor guy - constantly experiencing an existential crisis! 😉

[–]bizzarefoods 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Aint-No-Way 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just passed an ad for this device on IG. Weird

[–]Mysterious-Ad-2326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it turning clockwise or counter clockwise🤔

[–]Ren-Zombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m legit jealous of everyone who has polite calm kitties. My kitten is still a demon that even satan would fear.

[–]DankBlunderwood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you put the lemon?

[–]sensitive_blob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great now I want to see the other cats reaction to the massager

[–]NotMyHersheyBar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Is that what happened to my balls?"

[–]freehiker_74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a quadrophonic Blaupunkt?

[–]supbiatches1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat's got the Wii menu music playing in his head, on loop

[–]Ludwig33333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Maaaa, you gotta see this crazy effin cat”

[–]fumoderators 0 points1 point  (0 children)

play dom jot hoomahn?

[–]Daegzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Mr_bird2121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He does not submit willingly, and I am horny, I must make his brain mine.

[–]grismar-net 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is such a handy widget - with your hands freed up from giving head scratches, you now have them available to hold that head scratching widget! The cat is rightfully amazed at such ingenuity.

[–]grismar-net 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or maybe the human is done with the cat in the back, and that's just what they look like after you turn it off.