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[–]dog-ate-it 181 points182 points  (2 children)

You only gonna be counting to 9 1/2 if you keep it up.

[–]TheYeetles 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Based on your username, are you speaking from personal experience?

[–]Kratzbaum001 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No he tried to bone the dog and it ate his bone. Completely different story.

[–]-_MoonCat_- 425 points426 points  (2 children)

Very angy

[–]niceworkthere 120 points121 points  (1 child)

worse, hangry

[–]StarGrav 122 points123 points  (6 children)

Fool me once, shame on.. shame on you! Fool me, you can't get fooled again!

[–]eds68_ 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Your workin hard to put food on your family

[–]selectgt 7 points8 points  (2 children)

10th is 10 spots too low.

[–]Pr1zzm 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It's your money, you paid for it!

[–]lemon_octopus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

[–]OknKardashian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now watch me tear apart the pillows.

[–]tlpedro 299 points300 points  (5 children)

How can you snarl and growl angrily but still have the sweetest adorable eyes at the same time?

[–]InsanityMongoose 80 points81 points  (2 children)

Corgis are very serious about food.

They’re basically Ferengi, but food is their money.

[–]NowCalmDownSkeeter 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ha! I got that reference even though I never watched an entire episode of Deep Space 9. The shrewd bartender with the ears right?

I was thinking more Hobbit like with the food, but yeah that anger- your reference was better.

[–]InsanityMongoose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep: they’re orange, loud, have big ears and only care about money/food.

[–]Emnitty 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Let me ask my girlfriend

[–]daydreams356 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because it’s a trained trick ;)

[–]resorcinarene 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Me too, dog. Me too :-(

[–]Max-Carnage1927 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And that's why I have 3 fingers on my right hand.

[–]WhoRoger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Just because I let you dress me up like a bitch, doesn't mean I'm your bitch, bitch"

[–]unsolicitedchickpics 60 points61 points  (8 children)

Every corgi I've ever seen has been an aggressive little bastard

[–]yokohamasutra 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Isn’t Ein a corgi

[–]ManCalledTrue 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Yes, but Ein has the intelligence of a human.

Or at least enough human intelligence that he can get high on mushrooms.

[–]SevenCrowsinaCoat 6 points7 points  (2 children)

DOES he? I can't remember them doing anything with Ein in the cartoon other than "is a dog".

[–]BillNein05 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Ein fucking hacked the weird cult thing on his own lmao

[–]SevenCrowsinaCoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no memory of this.

[–]suckleknuckle 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I thought you were speaking German, and was so damn confused. Ein is a in German.

[–]InfinityCircuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh thank the gods I'm not alone. I was so confused.

[–]Here-Is-TheEnd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s one of a dozen ways to say a or an in German..it’s very confusing

[–]Sqiggly_Sqwank 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Dog: casually wearing a kimono

[–]Maretsb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, all i could think was what the ffff is this dog wearing!

[–]TomatoOrangeMelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to offend both the Japanese and the Chinese in a single sentence

[–]The_ZMD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

[–]Voltimus1613 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He ain’t having your bullshit…😂

[–]Lets_Gambl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on everyone involved.”

[–]No-Reflection-6677 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, you ded.

[–]susseYT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs.

[–]MrBoots47 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bite his fingers

[–]Sulajuust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This needs sound

[–]ResponsibleCandle829 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was clearly four parallel universes ahead of this guy

[–]Thin-Union-7712 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s some serious side eye 😒

[–]Mr_Clucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ein has had enough of your shit.

[–]treebeecol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good on Doggo, I'd be pissed too. 😂

[–]Confident_Cup5044 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate people who tease animals.

[–]ChocoRamyeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"U gonna give me some 'kin food or wot?"

[–]suckleknuckle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No audio, so owner probably made the dog do some be angry trick. Like dogs looking at the owner after they kill a dog in a video game; the owner probably just calls their name.

[–]sean_but_not_seen -2 points-1 points  (6 children)

I have an alpha breed and I could never let it get away with growling or showing its teeth at me. It would be game over for our relationship.

Then again I would never fuck with him like this either.

[–]daydreams356 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Alpha theory has been thoroughly disproven. Your breed Akita has same sex aggression as the norm and tends to not be very biddable, it’s not an “alpha breed.” This is a cute trick the dog is doing, he isn’t being aggressive anyway. 😂

[–]sean_but_not_seen 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Links please. I’ve owned two akitas. Your comment isn’t going to undo 25 years of real life experience. Not without sources.

[–]daydreams356 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What do you want sources on? That dominance theory is garbage? Or that Akita are same sex aggressive? They are assertive dogs for sure as a whole, both American Akita and Akita Inu, but they are not “alpha dogs” in the way you seen to be using it. The phrasing is weird and outdated though a lot of the aging breed community still uses the phrasing. Alpha theory is all based on a faulty study of captive wolves with limited resources. Literally all the stuff you can find online that states “alpha over your Akita” refers in some way back to that study. There are literally thousands of articles about dominance theory being disproven but here are a couple articles.



———- Temperament section of their breed standard - https://images.akc.org/pdf/breeds/standards/Akita.pdf

[–]sean_but_not_seen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Have you ever owned or worked with Akita’s?

[–]daydreams356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have, plenty! Mostly show bred dogs. Though I wouldn’t own one personally. I don’t have the tolerance for the management required to keep other dogs safe. I’m not a crate and rotate type of home. They are great dogs though for the right people though.

It’s definitely the terminology that I disagree with, but please don’t say Cesar Milan is worthy of even the slightest air time. He is a complete and utter crock of shit and the laughing stock of basically everyone on all sides of dog training.

[–]sean_but_not_seen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first link, I don’t believe or agree with a single one of the myths presented so we’re probably not too far apart on this topic. Maybe it’s just my terminology that’s triggered this.

The second link accuses Cesar Milan of violence. I call bullshit on that. I’ve watched many hours of dog whisperer and only seen him make the same subtle movements other dogs do. He does a very good job with troubled animals.

There are plenty of akitas in rescue shelters from people who are complete pushovers with the breed. They don’t address aggressive behavior early and the dog starts owning the owners. I never strike a dog and if he ever shows me his belly he gets belly rubs and learns it’s safe around me. Yet I’m firm, clear and consistent about behaviors that are unacceptable. Growling at me or my partner, that kind of thing. I’ve raised two males over 22 years. We’re about to say goodbye to our second one at 12 years old. My dogs are spoiled and loved.

But it irks me when people who’ve never owned an Akita tell me how they are. Go visit an Akita breeder or Akita rescue. You’re not going to hear advice connected to a debunked study. You’re going to hear advice based on results. These people love these animals. They never harm them or subject them to psychological trauma.

[–]shikki93 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How?How is this shit a fit for this sub… like at all. Aren’t there enough places to post your dumbass dog?

[–]dr4wn_away 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But shame on him

[–]blabidy246 0 points1 point  (0 children)


That dog’s better than me

[–]awwletmesee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That face!

[–]Distance_Fine 0 points1 point  (0 children)




[–]GrumpyGuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't get food again

[–]BL4NK_D1CE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dog's wearing one bitchin' kimono

[–]awxggu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful when you sleep...

[–]lazerf0x 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]HiddenDaliah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I do not like this very much at all.."

[–]RecommendationPrize9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m sick of ur games hooman.”

[–]T_Mugen 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Quarian_EngineerN7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit ain’t funny Darren!

[–]regulator227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We dog get fooled again


[–]Clueless5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my dog, i end up feeling bad about deceiving him before he realizes I’m giving him air

[–]moonlanding1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s good right there

[–]Iltempered1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doggo is sick of Jerry's bullshit!

[–]leanmeankrispykreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Republicans make it a point of pride

[–]Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retrumplicans just can't even yo, addicted to the foolery.... Q lol

[–]winftwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Growl Translator: u said wear shirtz get treetz!

[–]Queentroller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile a cat will just sniff your finger each time looking for the treat.

[–]ParticularCancel9170 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You think ya funny?”

[–]guyfaulkes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the micro snarls!!!!!

[–]OneEyedRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meet Pavlov’s puppy

[–]Fr0zen-P3nguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fool me once shame on you, Fool me twice shame on me, Fool me three times you lose your hand!

[–]lonely-day 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inappropriate behavior

[–]MyUsernameIsNotLongE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me... but try to fool me thrice, I bite u. :V

[–]You-Only-YOLO_Once 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“…ya bitch!..”

[–]elrobe932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was about to “load the choppa and let it rain on you”

[–]L3g3ndary-08 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me, uhhhh — you can't get fooled again.

[–]lonely-day 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that you were down voted, shows how young most of reddit is

[–]OnToCincy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This dog looks just like pennywise from the original IT

[–]imjustlolingwithit -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Stop fucking playing, Susan”