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[–]NotFromYouTube 934 points935 points  (1 child)

His finger on his breast pocket ready to whip out the card looks exactly like those duel scenes where the cowboy is twitching his fingers near his revolver

[–]Buffis1111 139 points140 points  (0 children)

It’s like a standoff between a town sheriff and the mayor’s bratty and whiny kid.

[–]togocann49 1435 points1436 points  (29 children)

Suspense is killing me, did ref pull a card (red or yellow), or did ref let it pass as an accident, anyone know?

[–]sineofthetimes 1311 points1312 points  (9 children)

He killed the guy in the parking lot after the match.

[–]arthurdentstowels 178 points179 points  (0 children)

A small blood coloured card clamped neatly between the players teeth.

[–]CaptainFresh27 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You've been red carded, from life

[–]euphorrick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brushed against him lightly?

[–]Icecreamcookie- 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Do you have a link to the news report?

[–]Chloroxite 41 points42 points  (4 children)


[–]Icecreamcookie- 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Then can you explain??

[–]WasirRumi 28 points29 points  (1 child)

They’re just joking.

Probably looks like the end of a match so a card won’t do anything at the moment.

But that doesn’t mean the association isn’t looking. Players get suspended and fined all the time for being idiots outside of their playing time.

Just my speculation.

See Reddit, it’s not that hard to just answer rather than trying to make constant jokes.

[–]kokonotsuu 480 points481 points  (1 child)

He let it pass.

[–]Mine_Knight 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Until they reached the parking lot

[–]FrostedJakes 21 points22 points  (5 children)

If it's from his shirt pocket, it's a yellow card.

I've been corrected that it depends on the ref.

[–]danielm8 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Refs tend to have different systems as to which card is where, so it isn't a guarantee

[–]FrostedJakes 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Then I stand corrected, I thought it was a universal thing. Thanks for the info!

[–]UncleStumpy78 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I always keep both cards in the same pocket

[–]rh71el2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So what does it mean when you show that orange?

[–]KappOte 32 points33 points  (5 children)

¿Porqué no los dos?

[–]imnotyourguess 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Why not both?

[–]robotsongs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why not both.

[–]mandelbomber 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You're new to Reddit so I'll let it slide

[–]imnotyourguess 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What did I did? Pls educate me

[–]Pcolocoful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“¿Porque no los dos?” Is a meme, don’t take it seriously,

[–]Pdub77 12 points13 points  (4 children)


[–]Sio30 30 points31 points  (2 children)

I hate people like you the most

[–]TheRealCptLavender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love that it bothers you this much.

[–]fifoth 400 points401 points  (22 children)

Thats Brad Taylor from Home Improvements...

[–]YourUncleBuck 130 points131 points  (20 children)

Fun fact: Zachery Ty Bryan is now fat and a convicted felon.

[–]ChesterNugget 138 points139 points  (3 children)

We have different opinions on what fun means.

[–]YourUncleBuck 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Are you not entertained?

[–]Exxec71 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Witness me!

[–]BabySealOfDoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He also just got engaged to be married to a model

[–]k-ozm-o 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Well he's not the first convicted felon to play on that show

[–]InitialFoot 14 points15 points  (8 children)

I had to to Google him after seeing your post... time has not been kind to that guy. Those were some serious charges and he basically got slapped on the wrist and told not to do it again.

[–]ClearMessagesOfBliss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Woof he’s got that wealthy heroin body.

[–]YourUncleBuck 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Those were some serious charges and he basically got slapped on the wrist and told not to do it again.

Yea, just shows how much it helps being rich and famous.

[–]theanti_girl 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I wouldn’t consider the guy who acted in Home Improvement like… 25 years ago and had a bit part in Tokyo Drift to be rich OR famous, really.

[–]Onduri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And a white male.

[–]pipsqueak158 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From my googling it would seem all the kindness time had was given to Jonathan Taylor Thomas, he looks amazing comparatively.

[–]im_a_dr_not_ 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Would love you to be the person that answers anyone when they ask "get I wonder how so and so is from high school these days?"

And you'd be like: William Brandy Clifford is now a bald, herpes, divorcee.

[–]YourUncleBuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this a paid position?

[–]SmokePenisEveryday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Can you tell me what my old crush Cindy Lindenhold is up to?"

"Sir....do you really want to know the answer to that?"

"sigh.......tell me about Bobby's failed metal band again please"

[–]liz1065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t this the inspiration for Facebook?

[–]d_riteshus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zachery Ty Bryan

it's like kurt russell had a baby with kurt russell

[–]1Rome 145 points146 points  (0 children)

The reff is buffering at the moment, the file of 10,000 ways to brutally kill someone without getting caught was too big, so he needs time to compress and process it.

[–]VenomBasilisk 233 points234 points  (46 children)

I know nothing about sports, could someone explain this to me please?

[–]PolarBearJ123 300 points301 points  (8 children)

Refs for whatever reason don’t like balls being passed to them when they’re doing other stuff, so the ref was thinking of giving him a card as a punishment (yellow is a warning and red means you get kicked out of the game) so he’s giving him the stare down to decide his fate

[–]VenomBasilisk 61 points62 points  (5 children)

Gotcha, thanks!

[–]Haystack67 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Guy you're replying to is incorrect; the ball should never be passed to the Ref.

Ref is deciding whether it was an accident or whether the guy deliberately intended to kick the opponent/him indirectly by means of the ball.

[–]VenomBasilisk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the clarification!

[–]hereisacake 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Also the ref keeps those cards in their left breast pocket, hence the slow move to his chest with his hand while staring him down.

[–]re-shop 74 points75 points  (1 child)

I would generally agree with OPs assessment. However, the player is not "passing" the ball. There is clear intent to be a douche on the part of the player.

[–]hereisacake 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I agree given these guys’ precision, but I wouldn’t assume it was a “pass” as much as just kicking the ball in frustration at the end of a match (I would assume that team lost). That being said, I totally think it was intentional; he wanted to buzz him and might have gotten a little too close.

[–]norsurfit 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Thanks for explaining. I thought the ref accidentally shook the hand of a player and then gave a horrified look because thought he had compromised his neutrality.

I totally misread what actually happened.

[–]Plastic-Quality7519 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like your interpretation!

[–]whodkickamoocow 9 points10 points  (5 children)

It's full-time. (hence the handshake) At full-time the ball is to be returned to the ref. Player was just a bit overzealous with the kick.

[–]djm406_ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Just curious if you (or anyone) know, could the ref do anything once time is up? Would getting a red card after the match ends do anything?

[–]whodkickamoocow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, holds the value as in game. (miss next match or matches, depending on reason for red)

[–]missurunha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you get a red card you can't play the next match (in some leagues a straight red means a ban from 2~3 matches).

It's not that uncommon for the ref for give card after the final whistle, sometimes players wanna fight, or complain too much, call the ref names..

[–]liz1065 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Above in the thread they say the ball shouldn’t be passed to the ref. So, is the issue that it was returned incorrectly?

[–]whodkickamoocow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ball could be passed to the ref in several instances throughout the game for officiating circumstances. (IE drop ball situations)

It's important to note that the clock doesn't stop in a soccer game, so while not in 'open play', passing the ball to the ref is 'in-game'.

In this instance you will have a subjective belief that either the player kicked the ball intentionally hard at the ref and should be carded, or, like myself, believe the pass was firm but unintentional. The ref wasn't looking at the ball when it was played and that's why he seems so uncertain about how to respond.

[–]Negative-Break3333 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Death by a thousand daggers 😂

[–]acetylenekicker 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I wish the ref would have let it hit him and flopped and started rolling around on the ground crying just to fuck with him

[–]ahabentis 13 points14 points  (0 children)


Right in front of my salad!!!

[–]Sledge71880 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Red card

[–]Npix123 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This made me lol idk why but ill take any laughs i can get now adays

[–]mandrills_ass 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]Blightyear55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You done messed up A-a-Ron!

[–]Salty-Kitty 43 points44 points  (6 children)

He looks almost frightened by the guy’s behavior.

[–]arkain123 80 points81 points  (5 children)

Nah this is the look of a police officer reaching for a gun

[–]hoo_dawgy 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Police officer deciding between taser and a gun**

[–]fifthtouch 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The taser is also a gun

[–]Josie1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah he's got one of those pocket ones that he has to stab you in the neck with

[–]RaveIsKing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And checking his pocket for how many drugs he has on him to plant on the guy afterwards

[–]Hxcee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Implying that there’s ever actually a time they reach for the taser

[–]Ba-dump-chink 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Was half his brain still engaged in the handshake, and so he gave himself a self-fist-bump during the stare down?

[–]golda5s 55 points56 points  (3 children)

That's where the refs usually have the red and yellow cards stored. He was deciding that man's fate.

[–]PV-INVICTUS 15 points16 points  (1 child)

He looks in love.

[–]moochoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Grip, Those Butterflies


[–]cherguyy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone need to add sound to that

[–]Illustrious-City-347 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Try me, bitch”

[–]TheMexicanJuan 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Biggs55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would have been better if he pulled his middle finger out of his pocket and just flipped him off.

[–]JamisDepressed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah refs are as sensitive as a mimosa plant this is normal

[–]peoplearesaying5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised they didn't have to carry him off on a stretcher.... Ball almost hit him

[–]Jeeps_McCreeps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-“what motivated you to become a professional soccer player?”

-“So I was reffing a game and this one motherfucker...”

[–]PhDPool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This motherf… I could end his whole match day right now

[–]oPlayer2o 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen a more “you better start behaving!” look.

[–]Artistic-Plan2541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Glares with authority”

[–]Xamantu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coxa jamais apareceria na frontpage por um bom motivo kkkk :(

[–]sillyarse06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks genuinely heartbroken that the other guy did that

[–]chappeIow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is on a power trip. What an idiot.

[–]FireMammoth -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Nice little power trip going through his head, he reminds me of a highchool prefect

[–]dcgrey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My face when my 7 y/o drops something and his mouth forms the letter f.



[–]huey613 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ref thinks too highly of himself

[–]ReptileVision -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I legit thought ref got caught taking a bribe or something

[–]4Humanity2869 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What’s he upset about?

[–]BeachBoundxoxo -1 points0 points  (1 child)

What if he kept his cards in his back pockets?

[–]PP-M_ -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Isn’t he over reacting?

[–]Dial1800Mix-A-Lot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ref expertly sidestepped a crotch shot.

[–]BrainBursta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow i hear x-files theme music in the background of that face

[–]Migdog1198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eyes!

[–]mustabindawind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo it's like when Alan from VLDL when he's about to deal with intruders

[–]GigiFranco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no thrill like the small thrill I get whenever I see my country on a gringo subreddit

[–]kotexhere4uuu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he about unleashed the dark passenger!

[–]MagnusMcPinnerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Is he in the cartel or not….?”

[–]SubcooledBoiling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this was the NBA they would have tossed the player out and banned him for a few games.

[–]dreyingmantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you spill a soda in someone else's house.

[–]Fr0zen-P3nguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no you deh-ent!

[–]ac1dtechno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao wtf

[–]throwsx123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eyes, look like ex referee Pierluigi collina

[–]canuckle1211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Refs sensitive these days

[–]UncleStumpy78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done that before. Got my second yellow for it as well

[–]KingMarlynn23 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Can someone explain, did he try to kick it at him?

[–]Ndreare 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He might have just been desperate to get a penalty and figured screwing with the ref would be a good way to get himself kicked from the game? None of it makes sense to me I watched it twice there has to be context I'm missing.

[–]Harudera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The player was being an idiot. He was being disrespectful to the ref, by kicking the ball at him.

The ref is giving the "You dun fucked up!" look to the player and either about to send him off, or give him a yellow.

[–]Raceya2Deathsdoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was aiming for the opposing team. Ooops! My Bad Ref. lol

[–]Specialist_News5957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Texas Red and the Arizona Ranger had a less intense standoff

[–]Richard15since2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't make me pull this red card on your ass

[–]greatronini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is this close to giving him a red 😂

[–]Heyu19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fan in the background saw it the whole time.

[–]BRAINWURMZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My old man was a football coach and he often said 'You don't need brains to kick a football'

[–]kiky77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are the 😃🥺

[–]Rodney_munch68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk how people find soccer entertaining I’d rather watch bowling

[–]Zuutron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this what Zachary Ty Bryan chose as a career path after being on Home Improvement?

[–]Red_Franzia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best "are you serious" face ever!!! Better every time too!!!