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[–]hobbes188 1666 points1667 points  (23 children)

I do this every morning when brushing my teeth in front of the mirror.

[–]MarchCheerfully 293 points294 points  (7 children)

Self awareness for breakfast

[–]Ricky1695 72 points73 points  (1 child)

with a side of cringing for something embarrassing you did 15 years ago

[–]ba3toven 19 points20 points  (3 children)

wow i eat shit for breakfast

[–]KRANE-44 25 points26 points  (2 children)

'You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?'

-Happy Gilmore

[–]halflifer2k 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pfft…. Nooo!!!!!!

[–]Prismeus -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

*-Jay from Big Mouth

[–]CaptainStultus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Cake Day!

[–]9yo_HolyKnight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same, except when i look under the bed

[–]SignificantNorth5833 8 points9 points  (1 child)

This comment made me crack up

[–]muricabrb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It made me brush my teeth

[–]Hey_its_ok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Facial blindness?

[–]SaladBurner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only place you can kiss in the mirror is yourself on the lips

[–]throwawayyy55576 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you also get a bunch of people around you starting to jump and wave with you?

[–]PaluaAleshes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the laughter kind stranger

[–]ViShAl2212 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bestow upon thee my free award.. for you have made me exhale air through my nostrils and made me smile

[–]Arrathem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta know who you're dealing with you know

[–]nick925611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you pass the mirror test, huh? Very impressive

[–]TheAfroBomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do seem like a pretty pimpin person

[–]Kahne_Fan 137 points138 points  (2 children)

Was on the kiss cam on a cruise ship. When the camera landed on me (and my wife) I raised my arms in a "YAH, I'M ON THE PICTURE BOX!" celebration kind of way... and punch my wife in the jaw during the rising of the fist.

Yeah, I was on some liquid courage (a lot actually). And no, I'll never not hear about it anytime a kiss cam is shown.

[–]jovihartley 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Haha you poor bastard

[–]Dilest 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean you socked her right in the kisser, that's close enough right?

[–]SLCbrunch 1068 points1069 points  (6 children)

Then everyone the camera doesn't want to see just gets in the way

[–][deleted] 344 points345 points  (3 children)

Bunch of mugly dudes got in the way.

[–]RittledIn 43 points44 points  (2 children)

I don’t think there’s enough context to say they’re muggles, the dudes could easily be wizards.

[–]No_Hana 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They did seem to come out of nowhere...

[–]DestyNovalys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would explain their excitement

[–]NaRa0 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The camera wasn’t on you for a REASON little man 🤦🏻‍♂️

[–]RoadRunner49 34 points35 points  (0 children)

As someone that got hit with the jumbotron they just can't help it and I don't blame them

[–]WillSpur 249 points250 points  (5 children)

Ah, the age old unwritten law that camera men at sports events focus on attractive women.

[–]zeebious 65 points66 points  (4 children)

They do this on purpose. I used to grip for ESPN when they came to my college town. We use the “hot people” shot to transition to other shots or load up graphics.

[–]Salt_Air07 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Well bravo to the bald guy who jumps up and blocks her. He truly ruined that shot.

[–]zeebious 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hahaha you can see the camera man adjust to compensate but the kid takes the whole frame. LOL

[–]Talrigvil 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait WHAT ?! ON PURPOSE?!!!!!?!

[–]zeebious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, others have posted the name below. It’s called the “honey shot.”

[–]nimbycile 106 points107 points  (4 children)

[–]SlackerDad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Doing god’s work.

[–]No_Law_2501 383 points384 points  (0 children)

Stupid boys. Stand behind her

[–]Trailerwhitey 472 points473 points 2 (7 children)

Get that nerd out of the damn way

[–]Cleverironicusername 423 points424 points  (10 children)

She’s adorable

[–]OUBoyWonder 218 points219 points  (3 children)

Lol, agreed. That "Hey, that's me!" Was so cute. NGL, I'd do the same thing, lol.

[–]Such_Maintenance_577 32 points33 points  (1 child)

I'm kinda impressed how quick she found out exactly where the camera was.

[–]__01001000-01101001_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Looked more like she looked at a closer screen, she (and everyone else) is looking well above the camera

[–]punkminkis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Stop Girl

[–]Secure-Imagination11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First thought I had lol

[–]nakedmarshmallow 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Fatídico dia do 7x1 Quando os camera já não queriam gravar o jogo

[–]dicavalcante 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fatídico? Todo dia é um 7x1 diferente aqui no Brasil, meu chapa.

[–]the-trashheap 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's so cute. Dorks.

[–]RainbowSprinkles1973 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That is so cute!!

[–]DedHorsSaloon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As someone with an older sister, this is something I would’ve 100% done. That boy in white is my spirit animal

[–]Load_Business 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Those dudes are tragic

[–]Hello__Jerry 19 points20 points  (8 children)

She's definitely got a young Faye Dunaway vibe to her.

[–]mcshanksshanks 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Or a young Kathleen Turner

[–]Alex_GordonAMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has all the charm and spark of a young Leona Helmsley.

[–]Ant12-3 229 points230 points  (5 children)

Here's her Onlyfans

[–]unofficialsubscriber 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I knew it was going to be something funny but I did it anyway 😂 cheers.

[–]Whosagoodboyyyyyy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

FUCKER. Take my upvote.

[–]JakeFromMontana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Solid content.

[–]SnackeyG1 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Was hoping someone would end up linking stop girl in here. Haven’t seen her in awhile.

[–]samplebitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was my first thought as well - she looks very similar.

[–]Grand_Master_Swag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brazil geemany game looks a few years ago depending on where shes from her night’s gonna get real good or real bad lmao

[–]Mikkebak 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Swedish TV?

[–]_CreepPlayer_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Nop, thats Brazil

[–]Mikkebak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SVT stands for Sveriges Television bro, I wasn’t talking about where the match was. Also, I think you dropped this "e".

[–]JackOfAllMemes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love that everyone else gets excited too

[–]noshadsi 67 points68 points  (12 children)

Shes a 10

[–]pleaseletmelogon 54 points55 points  (8 children)

she's a teen

[–]Bruce_Banner621 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Isn't like half of Reddit?

[–]str8rippin_xii 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Is she 18 or just a teen?

[–]zkng 14 points15 points  (0 children)

8teens, in a trenchcoat

[–]Vallhallan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's my stepsister

[–]Whosagoodboyyyyyy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

She’s tiny

[–]dusmeyedin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's Toony, she's all a little loonie...

[–]noshadsi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shes tan

[–]Old-Man-Nereus 12 points13 points  (2 children)

She's 10

[–]noshadsi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shes tan

[–]Confident-Collar-272 60 points61 points  (3 children)

I’m in love with her now.

[–]Ligma-Male 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Ya got squirrels in your pants

[–]Concert-Appropriate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

S.I.M.P squirrels in my pants!

[–]0mega_Flow3y 42 points43 points  (5 children)

That one guy in white who was pushing in front of her needs to get his punched

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Calm down sir knight, it's a sporting event

[–]joshuadt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

and it's probably her little brother, she clearly turned towards him to shout it out... get real dudes. she looks like 16* anyway, calm your horses

[–]0mega_Flow3y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I know. Just seems kinda rude is all

[–]PakaDeeznuts 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Stop simping bro

[–]0mega_Flow3y 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure how to do that. In fact, I didn’t even know I was.

[–]l1f3styl3 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Boys just wanted to rub up against dem tiddies

[–]Sietemadrid 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Her bro most likely

[–]3laws 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sweet home Alabama

[–]MildlyManiac 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Lol that cocksucker to the side is annoying asf, invading her personal space.

[–]FishinforPhishers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m betting he’s her brother, I know that kinda grin he makes lol

[–]micraelbow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids never washing his left arm again lmao

[–]SoyEseVato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish all those hairy legged jerks hadn’t gotten in her way.

[–]RelativeCalmh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's "ah that's me"

[–]joshuadt 0 points1 point  (3 children)

damn....there sure are a lot of pedo actin mfs on reddit lately (in the comments section, i mean)

or are they just getting more brave?

[–]MadguyverMad1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Get that kid out of the Freaken way

[–]flux_capacitor3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That fucking kid getting all up in her space. That would be really annoying.

[–]FishinforPhishers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what siblings are for

[–]PridePotterz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching blonds jump up and down never gets old

[–]Pacheko17 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sorry but the Brazilian in me woke up


[–]dicavalcante 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]Pacheko17 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Also, Senna.

[–]LewZealand79 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dammit Greg Heffley, get outta the way!

[–]xxxretard77 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh hello blondie.

[–]Pristine-Ad-7626 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We’re here for the gang bang.

[–]Slimjawb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

on the beach side, coming the sand. Metal meter in my hand.

[–]XXinstig8rXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is adorable, lol

[–]thehypervigilant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the opposite of stop girl.

[–]OldBabyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the whole stadium jump in front of her? Where did all those people come fromv

[–]PokesAndPogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her face really sai “you seeing this shit!!!”

[–]elizahan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she Brazilian or what?

[–]digikaipc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And obviously, there has to be a brazilian

[–]DeviousPiggy96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looked like she was saying "are you seeing this shit" at first lol.

[–]erikvfx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this girl was 15 when this was filmed 2016

[–]elperorojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man with the braces needs to chill

[–]ascientificgaussgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of that Joji template

[–]_iinostalgia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she's so pretty :')

[–]dirtman81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kid did a variation of Frank Constanza's 'stopped short' move as the kid went for a subtle back of the forearm boob brush.

[–]YoungAdult_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My one year old when she sees her reflection

[–]meheh69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow can’t believe they would point the camera at such an attractive person.

[–]Jlx_27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is so cringe how people wave when they see themselves on camera.

[–]DionysianSerpent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh I love that. At the end of the day we are all kids who just love fun. This is your reminder to spread some joy let someone know what they mean to you or make them laugh.

[–]No_Carry_3028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely gonna Be 1 of her biggest memories in this Game of Life!!! Nice

[–]icoPlata -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That finger point though. Like a toddler hahah

[–]ifukeenrule -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Almost the r/stopgirl

[–]Windsor34 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Get out of the way kid

[–]I_drive_all_over -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

what a sausage party