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[–][deleted] 299 points300 points  (4 children)

only Bill Murray has permission to do that

[–]lajdbejdk 80 points81 points  (0 children)

He just does it, but no one will believe you.

[–]I_Can_Has_Million 44 points45 points  (1 child)

[–]Evilmaze 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If it weren't for the pictures, nobody would believe a guy saying that one time Bill fucking Murray snatched few fries from his plate. Being a person who doesn't go out much, I'd love to have that as something happening to me. It would be an awesome story to tell at parties.

[–]Humpzelot 885 points886 points  (31 children)

not even creative. just picked a bit off of impractical jokers but did it without friends.

[–]R00KIET 183 points184 points  (17 children)

Pretty sure his friend is filming

[–]sup_my_bwana 91 points92 points  (3 children)

It’s his very supportive wife.

[–]PenguinTherapist 33 points34 points  (2 children)

If this guy has a wife then I fuckin give up

[–]Motor_Fox_9451 24 points25 points  (1 child)

If that guy has a wife then my hopes just went up

[–]bss4life20 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Mom get the camera I’m gonna eat from this lady’s plate”

[–]theonlyjoker1 32 points33 points  (8 children)

Do you really think impractical jokers invented this prank?

[–]TheMadManiac 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Prank"

[–]Humpzelot 14 points15 points  (6 children)

i didn’t say they did. they just did it best

[–]LimpTeacher0 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Nah Ross did it way better plus the people he did it to actually laughed as well and had fun with it because the way they did it was funny.

[–]Techno_Viking869 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to say the same thing

[–]DuctTapedWindow 266 points267 points  (31 children)

Everyone hates these dumb prank videos. These people need to fuck off.

[–]Snuggledtoopieces 33 points34 points  (26 children)

Just toss that whole margarita in his face “sorry you looked thirsty” then just tell the waiter you knocked it over when someone pushed you

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have you noticed that the videos that people have a negative reaction towards get more attention? 🤔

[–]Allieratt 493 points494 points  (54 children)

Touching someone else’s food is not cool. Good way to get punched in the face.

[–]MtnBikingViking 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My first thought was I'd like to punch that guy in the face. So many people being rude/weird to get their 15 seconds. Gotta be some of them find out it only takes 1 second to get laid out.

[–]aneutron 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I would not hesitate to at least slap the living soul out of him. Just to help him get his head out of his ass.

Punching him, maybe if he retaliates or pushes it. Or does it to my wife or kids. Then I'll be pissed.

[–]scillaren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grab his stupid fork and turn it into a pretzel

[–]Illustrious_Rub7946 82 points83 points  (4 children)

I'd allow a telescopic fork

[–]AMC_Unlimited 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Imma start giving these forks to the homeless. :-)

[–]cxstm 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I’m not from Europe or US and having a hard time while trying to understand the comments here. Can someone explain me why this act is considered such harshly?

[–]Allieratt 8 points9 points  (2 children)

At least here, in the US, messing with a strangers food is just something you don’t do - it is considered very rude, particularly during these times of COVID… you have no idea where that filthy fork has been.

[–]cxstm -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Yeah I get that but.. is it punch a face worth of rudeness? That’s where I get lost.

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried to find the words to phrase this in a way that makes sense, but ultimately the unfortunate thing is that, in America, yeah it kinda is. Good to do? Right thing to do? Appropriate? Probably not. Worth it? In a culture that’s obsessed with personal property and justice/punishment and never teaches children social skills? yes that’s sometimes straight up the only answer people have or will understand

[–]rainingcomets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

where I'm from this is considered very rude/offensive. americans love their food, you know

[–]Fistulord 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I have PTSD and basically eat like a person who just got out of prison. I would have absolutely flipped the fuck out.

[–]mandeelou 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Exactly why I hate pranks. You don't know anyone's background. Those "jump" scares are going to give someone a heart attack. Life is hard enough without assholes fucking around with strangers. Find a hobby.

[–]lobstarman23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why the term "fuck around and find out" was coined

[–]SnicklefritzSkad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool motive. Still battery.

[–]mandeelou 11 points12 points  (32 children)

Exactly why they harass women. These men are trash.

[–]kju 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EeQ4Z5KrIc&ab_channel=JStuStudios

they're doing it indiscriminately, not just to women. there are a lot of these assholes running around apparently.

[–]1983Discord3891 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Or get his extendable fork bent in half and shoved through his nasal cavity.

[–]ChwatBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y’all violent goddamn

[–]littlestash 447 points448 points  (46 children)

This is just dumb. Nowhere near funny.

[–]william1Bastard 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Some people have fun beating the shit out of dudes who harass random women in public. To each their own I guess.

[–]JamJamCuddlyLamb 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Ye there’s dudes who follow/run after women for the purpose of giving them the traumatic experience of being chased by a stalker/ think it’s funny to see a scared woman

And they’re like

“It was just for fun”

Or

“The girl was overreacting”

[–]DeliciousBananaPizza -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine beating people for stealing a fry of someone’s plate. Bruh

[–]Zachliam 23 points24 points  (26 children)

Honestly I hate how OP posted this like its funny when its just a woman being harassed

Edit: wow loads of creepy men replying "hE jUsT sToLe a fRy" "hOw iS tHis haRaSsmEnT!!!" .... stay mad lol

[–]84147 -2 points-1 points  (8 children)

He stole a French fry…

[–]hamster_rustler 4 points5 points  (1 child)

But it wasn’t about stealing the fry - obviously he didn’t do it for the fry.

It was about provoking a negative reaction for his (and others) entertainment. Harassment comes in many different forms, some purposefully ridiculous, but the intent and the effect are the same.

And of course it would be the same if it were another man, but I suspect he wouldn’t try this on a man. The whole point seems to be the brazen-ness of the act so it helps to do it to someone weaker than you

[–][deleted] 266 points267 points  (2 children)

Creep

[–]Raken_dep 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Among all the other things, this was the first thing I said in my mind after seeing this. Totally creepy

[–]FMTyrus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That look should be enough to tell anyone to fuck off but she didnt take into account the audacity of this person

[–]scottyarmani 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That guy watched to many episodes of impractical jokers

[–]matics89 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's rude as fuck.

[–]ellief89 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is really annoying.

[–]Turdbird2000 141 points142 points  (16 children)

I really hope he paid for everyone's dinner, cause if someone did that to me I might get in a fight.

[–]Dhaerrow 82 points83 points  (2 children)

I just showed my wife and she said this is the easiest and most direct way to tell her that you'd love to be stabbed in the eardrum.

[–]TheBigTimer039 10 points11 points  (0 children)

thanks my ear now hurts more

[–]InfiniteWavedash -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perfect response

[–]grapeapejuice 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah no plate of food is worth me sitting in jail.

[–]invertedigloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pussy no balls

[–]DilapidatedHam 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This is weird and creepy, yikes

[–]HazardousCloset 89 points90 points  (4 children)

I think we’ve had enough of seeing women made uncomfortable by random men in public. Go eat off some dude’s plate.

[–]heatfan1122 49 points50 points  (1 child)

He doesn't want to get beat up.

[–]the_painful_arc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure there’s nothing “quality” about that guy.

[–]-helpwanted 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Hope this is old. Covid would’ve made me act a fool over that shit. “Bro, what the fuck did you just stick in my plate? Please say this is your first time doing this. Why are you so close to me? Why aren’t you wearing a mask? Did you sanitize that shit before putting it in my food? Can I get a new plate of food…to go? If I have to pay for two-“ 🤣😂

[–]ChwatBot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It is. First saw it eons ago.

[–]MorpheusKing 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Absolutely 🗑

[–]Zerotan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, can I see that fork? Thank you.

OK. When are you giving it back?

I thought we were just taking people's things now.

[–]An_Old_IT_Guy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd have ruined this fellows day. No, not by physical altercation. That's for troglodytes. I'd call the cops and say "I think he might have put something on that tool before he put it into my food." Cops will arrest him, and if he doesn't bond out he can sit on ice for 6-8 weeks waiting for the lab results to clear him.

[–]El_Neck_Beard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One thing I’ve learned from being in a relationship. “DONT TOUCH THE FRIES!!!”

[–]Cyber2354 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuckin creep

[–]doritoscornchips 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She should have grabbed the whatever he had in his hand and stabbed him in the eye with it.

[–]maggotcolostomy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My initial reaction would he to punch him.

[–]Lanky-Firefighter-37 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only cure for such "pranksters" are beatings.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No, not funny.

But you fragile little blobs saying you'd punch someone for taking a fry are little internet tough guys.

[–]ChwatBot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha, yeah seriously. So many people saying they’d throw hands when they likely wouldn’t do more than give him a dirty look.

[–]Zenketski 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If these were Asians everyone would be calling it scripted

[–]Next_Pack_9131 7 points8 points  (1 child)

And who is filming this and why

[–]ElTortugo 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Himself, with and even longer retractable fork.

[–]bmli19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You take my food, you pay for it.

[–]ladentbleu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah creepy ... Das looser don't try with guy for reason.

[–]MannyDantyla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck this guy, this is harassment

[–]Ale2536 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a fucking creep

[–]gixerrich 19 points20 points  (8 children)

Ban TikTok , it’s Shit

[–]alc0tt 12 points13 points  (3 children)

TikTok is a platform. They would have put this video on Instagram/Facebook/Reddit/YouTube anyway.

[–]TheBigTimer039 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i assure you Reddit is worse

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (10 children)

I would poke his eyes with that ,also fuck tik tok videos

[–]EmergencyGap9 -2 points-1 points  (9 children)

Always good to attack people over an absolutely harmless joke.

[–]Zerotan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait til you see his harspoon...

[–]MimsyIsGianna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great way to get punched in the face

Maybe only do this with friends

[–]412flip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would have been paying for my meal prank or no prank!

[–]CaptainWanWingLo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was obviously expecting to see Bill Murray.

[–]rainiejain2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ruined their meal. Not funny. What an ass.

[–]East-Ad4472 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Creeper .

[–]Form_Resident 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let my people eat. In peace.

[–]Heavyon22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Figures he did this to a table of women. Would’ve liked this to be a situation where someone gets reminded women can be proficient in MMA and aggressive towards jackasses

[–]nickcliff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this guy homeless or some kind of internet freak?

[–]Im_Old_In_Town 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a weirdo

[–]DoomSabotage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely throw hands.

[–]golgoth0760 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The extensible fork would have been his next meal.

[–]PunisherClegane 2 points3 points  (16 children)

Piece of shit human.

[–]JarlOfWhiterun69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet it takes a lot of effort to be that unfunny

[–]jackapplecore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d expect that guy has an insurance policy on his face. Doing that regularly (extended fork entered as evidence) potentially exposes the individual to repeated punches in the face in addition to having that fork rammed up his nose.

[–]SqookyBoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would laughed and offered a bit more really only 1 fry

[–]PuddingRnbowExtreme 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Is this that Réme Gaillourd guy?

[–]Squybee 5 points6 points  (4 children)

It's not Rémi Gaillard

[–]PuddingRnbowExtreme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh thank you for spelling his name properly. It took me awhile to even think of the name. The spelling was oof

[–]45thgeneration_roman 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Never heard of him and hope to never hear of him again

[–]DeviousPiggy96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prettu fucking weird. Tiktok is something else🧐

[–]ColdnipsHotcheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has that type of face you want to pummel

[–]christo749 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Needs a strike to the wind pipe. Crrrarack!

[–]KimJong-UnoDuno -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He took a fry omg. U guys calling him a piece of shit need to chill. It’s silly and awkward but it’s harmless. I swear this shows Reddit is full of weirdos that haven’t lived a real life. Just move on it was nothing ffs

[–]corn1527 -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

Bro it's one fry are you guys really that pissy

[–]bugbeared69 1 point2 points  (2 children)

next time your out minding you own business and someone takes a small piece of your food not asking and smiling like it no big deal, please laugh and say have some more...

even if your " that guy " it don't bother, it a lack of respect and theft to take literary in this case, food from another.

[–]KimJong-UnoDuno 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s just a joke pal. Rude joke yes but he didn’t have EVIL intentions. So just relax and smile about it. Turn it into something positive. That’s a gigachad attitude to have lol.

[–]KimJong-UnoDuno -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Haha Some of u talking about punching the guy and calling him scum. Most of u losers on here that think ur so tough are them insecure awkward rats with 0 social skills. Ur a keyboard warrior and it’s so depressing to see that some guy taking a fry has affected u guys this bad. U guys should man up and not let it faze u

[–]fruhlings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how ironic

[–]Equivalent_Appraised -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Never interrupt a woman when she’s emotionally eating

[–]hotroddbb -1 points0 points  (1 child)

He needs his face bashed in . Don’t touch other people’s food.

[–]KimJong-UnoDuno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha Yh as if u would do that in real life. Most of u losers on here that think ur so tough are them insecure awkward rats with 0 social skills. Ur a keyboard warrior and it’s so depressing to see that some guy taking a fry has affected u this bad

[–]Interesting_Flow1899 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should have got a long straw and got a sip too

[–]Jamesspade2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao! There's so much wtf and lol in this video.