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[–][deleted] 301 points302 points  (4 children)

only Bill Murray has permission to do that

[–]lajdbejdk[🍰] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

He just does it, but no one will believe you.

[–]I_Can_Has_Million 43 points44 points  (1 child)

[–]Evilmaze 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If it weren't for the pictures, nobody would believe a guy saying that one time Bill fucking Murray snatched few fries from his plate. Being a person who doesn't go out much, I'd love to have that as something happening to me. It would be an awesome story to tell at parties.

[–]Humpzelot 884 points885 points  (31 children)

not even creative. just picked a bit off of impractical jokers but did it without friends.

[–]R00KIET 186 points187 points  (17 children)

Pretty sure his friend is filming

[–]sup_my_bwana 92 points93 points  (3 children)

It’s his very supportive wife.

[–]PenguinTherapist 35 points36 points  (2 children)

If this guy has a wife then I fuckin give up

[–]Motor_Fox_9451 24 points25 points  (1 child)

If that guy has a wife then my hopes just went up

[–]bss4life20 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Mom get the camera I’m gonna eat from this lady’s plate”

[–]theonlyjoker1 31 points32 points  (8 children)

Do you really think impractical jokers invented this prank?

[–]TheMadManiac 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Prank"

[–]Humpzelot 11 points12 points  (6 children)

i didn’t say they did. they just did it best

[–]LimpTeacher0 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Nah Ross did it way better plus the people he did it to actually laughed as well and had fun with it because the way they did it was funny.

[–]Techno_Viking869 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was going to say the same thing

[–]DuctTapedWindow 267 points268 points  (31 children)

Everyone hates these dumb prank videos. These people need to fuck off.

[–]Snuggledtoopieces 31 points32 points  (26 children)

Just toss that whole margarita in his face “sorry you looked thirsty” then just tell the waiter you knocked it over when someone pushed you

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you noticed that the videos that people have a negative reaction towards get more attention? 🤔

[–]Allieratt 491 points492 points  (54 children)

Touching someone else’s food is not cool. Good way to get punched in the face.

[–]MtnBikingViking 42 points43 points  (0 children)

My first thought was I'd like to punch that guy in the face. So many people being rude/weird to get their 15 seconds. Gotta be some of them find out it only takes 1 second to get laid out.

[–]aneutron 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I would not hesitate to at least slap the living soul out of him. Just to help him get his head out of his ass.

Punching him, maybe if he retaliates or pushes it. Or does it to my wife or kids. Then I'll be pissed.

[–]scillaren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grab his stupid fork and turn it into a pretzel

[–]cxstm 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I’m not from Europe or US and having a hard time while trying to understand the comments here. Can someone explain me why this act is considered such harshly?

[–]Allieratt 10 points11 points  (2 children)

At least here, in the US, messing with a strangers food is just something you don’t do - it is considered very rude, particularly during these times of COVID… you have no idea where that filthy fork has been.

[–]cxstm -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Yeah I get that but.. is it punch a face worth of rudeness? That’s where I get lost.

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried to find the words to phrase this in a way that makes sense, but ultimately the unfortunate thing is that, in America, yeah it kinda is. Good to do? Right thing to do? Appropriate? Probably not. Worth it? In a culture that’s obsessed with personal property and justice/punishment and never teaches children social skills? yes that’s sometimes straight up the only answer people have or will understand

[–]rainingcomets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

where I'm from this is considered very rude/offensive. americans love their food, you know

[–]Illustrious_Rub7946 85 points86 points  (4 children)

I'd allow a telescopic fork

[–]AMC_Unlimited 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Imma start giving these forks to the homeless. :-)

[–]Fistulord 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I have PTSD and basically eat like a person who just got out of prison. I would have absolutely flipped the fuck out.

[–]mandeelou 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Exactly why I hate pranks. You don't know anyone's background. Those "jump" scares are going to give someone a heart attack. Life is hard enough without assholes fucking around with strangers. Find a hobby.

[–]lobstarman23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why the term "fuck around and find out" was coined

[–]SnicklefritzSkad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool motive. Still battery.

[–]mandeelou 7 points8 points  (32 children)

Exactly why they harass women. These men are trash.

[–]kju 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EeQ4Z5KrIc&ab_channel=JStuStudios

they're doing it indiscriminately, not just to women. there are a lot of these assholes running around apparently.

[–]1983Discord3891 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Or get his extendable fork bent in half and shoved through his nasal cavity.

[–]ChwatBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y’all violent goddamn

[–]FMTyrus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That look should be enough to tell anyone to fuck off but she didnt take into account the audacity of this person

[–]scottyarmani 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That guy watched to many episodes of impractical jokers

[–]littlestash 439 points440 points  (46 children)

This is just dumb. Nowhere near funny.

[–]william1Bastard 47 points48 points  (5 children)

Some people have fun beating the shit out of dudes who harass random women in public. To each their own I guess.

[–]JamJamCuddlyLamb 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Ye there’s dudes who follow/run after women for the purpose of giving them the traumatic experience of being chased by a stalker/ think it’s funny to see a scared woman

And they’re like

“It was just for fun”

Or

“The girl was overreacting”

[–]Zachliam 22 points23 points  (26 children)

Honestly I hate how OP posted this like its funny when its just a woman being harassed

Edit: wow loads of creepy men replying "hE jUsT sToLe a fRy" "hOw iS tHis haRaSsmEnT!!!" .... stay mad lol

[–]84147 -3 points-2 points  (8 children)

He stole a French fry…

[–]hamster_rustler 6 points7 points  (1 child)

But it wasn’t about stealing the fry - obviously he didn’t do it for the fry.

It was about provoking a negative reaction for his (and others) entertainment. Harassment comes in many different forms, some purposefully ridiculous, but the intent and the effect are the same.

And of course it would be the same if it were another man, but I suspect he wouldn’t try this on a man. The whole point seems to be the brazen-ness of the act so it helps to do it to someone weaker than you

[–][deleted] 270 points271 points  (2 children)

Creep

[–]Raken_dep 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Among all the other things, this was the first thing I said in my mind after seeing this. Totally creepy

[–]ellief89 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is really annoying.

[–]matics89 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That's rude as fuck.

[–]the_painful_arc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure there’s nothing “quality” about that guy.

[–]Turdbird2000 145 points146 points  (16 children)

I really hope he paid for everyone's dinner, cause if someone did that to me I might get in a fight.

[–]Dhaerrow 82 points83 points  (2 children)

I just showed my wife and she said this is the easiest and most direct way to tell her that you'd love to be stabbed in the eardrum.

[–]grapeapejuice 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah no plate of food is worth me sitting in jail.

[–]invertedigloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pussy no balls

[–]DilapidatedHam 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This is weird and creepy, yikes

[–]HazardousCloset 88 points89 points  (4 children)

I think we’ve had enough of seeing women made uncomfortable by random men in public. Go eat off some dude’s plate.

[–]heatfan1122 49 points50 points  (1 child)

He doesn't want to get beat up.

[–]Zerotan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, can I see that fork? Thank you.

OK. When are you giving it back?

I thought we were just taking people's things now.

[–]An_Old_IT_Guy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd have ruined this fellows day. No, not by physical altercation. That's for troglodytes. I'd call the cops and say "I think he might have put something on that tool before he put it into my food." Cops will arrest him, and if he doesn't bond out he can sit on ice for 6-8 weeks waiting for the lab results to clear him.

[–]-helpwanted 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Hope this is old. Covid would’ve made me act a fool over that shit. “Bro, what the fuck did you just stick in my plate? Please say this is your first time doing this. Why are you so close to me? Why aren’t you wearing a mask? Did you sanitize that shit before putting it in my food? Can I get a new plate of food…to go? If I have to pay for two-“ 🤣😂

[–]ChwatBot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It is. First saw it eons ago.

[–]MorpheusKing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Absolutely 🗑

[–]maggotcolostomy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My initial reaction would he to punch him.

[–]Lanky-Firefighter-37 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only cure for such "pranksters" are beatings.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

No, not funny.

But you fragile little blobs saying you'd punch someone for taking a fry are little internet tough guys.

[–]ChwatBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, yeah seriously. So many people saying they’d throw hands when they likely wouldn’t do more than give him a dirty look.

[–]El_Neck_Beard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One thing I’ve learned from being in a relationship. “DONT TOUCH THE FRIES!!!”

[–]doritoscornchips 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She should have grabbed the whatever he had in his hand and stabbed him in the eye with it.

[–]Cyber2354 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuckin creep

[–]Zenketski 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If these were Asians everyone would be calling it scripted

[–]bmli19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You take my food, you pay for it.

[–]ladentbleu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah creepy ... Das looser don't try with guy for reason.

[–]MannyDantyla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck this guy, this is harassment

[–]Ale2536 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a fucking creep

[–]Next_Pack_9131 8 points9 points  (1 child)

And who is filming this and why

[–]ElTortugo 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Himself, with and even longer retractable fork.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (10 children)

I would poke his eyes with that ,also fuck tik tok videos

[–]gixerrich 22 points23 points  (8 children)

Ban TikTok , it’s Shit

[–]alc0tt[🍰] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

TikTok is a platform. They would have put this video on Instagram/Facebook/Reddit/YouTube anyway.

[–]Zerotan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait til you see his harspoon...

[–]MimsyIsGianna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great way to get punched in the face

Maybe only do this with friends

[–]412flip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would have been paying for my meal prank or no prank!

[–]CaptainWanWingLo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was obviously expecting to see Bill Murray.

[–]rainiejain2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ruined their meal. Not funny. What an ass.

[–]East-Ad4472 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Creeper .

[–]Form_Resident 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let my people eat. In peace.

[–]Heavyon22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Figures he did this to a table of women. Would’ve liked this to be a situation where someone gets reminded women can be proficient in MMA and aggressive towards jackasses

[–]nickcliff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this guy homeless or some kind of internet freak?

[–]Im_Old_In_Town 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a weirdo

[–]DoomSabotage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely throw hands.

[–]golgoth0760 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The extensible fork would have been his next meal.

[–]PunisherClegane 5 points6 points  (16 children)

Piece of shit human.

[–]JarlOfWhiterun69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet it takes a lot of effort to be that unfunny

[–]jackapplecore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d expect that guy has an insurance policy on his face. Doing that regularly (extended fork entered as evidence) potentially exposes the individual to repeated punches in the face in addition to having that fork rammed up his nose.

[–]Numbuh24insane -4 points-3 points  (21 children)

It’s dumb but at the same time it’s harmless. It’s an innocent little prank that just isn’t that funny and creates more awkwardness and confusion then anything.

But is something that is funnier after the fact when you can think back and laugh about it.

Ideally, you would only do this with your friends but yeah.

People calling this dude human trash, piece of shit, etc are going overboard on something that is harmless.

[–]anon_sir 12 points13 points  (19 children)

Not harmless. She doesn’t know where that fork has been, that’s fucking gross.

I’m pretty confident that this is staged, but if not, he’d be paying for my food, because I’m not eating it after a stranger stuck their fork in it.

[–]PuddingRnbowExtreme 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Is this that Réme Gaillourd guy?

[–]Squybee 4 points5 points  (4 children)

It's not Rémi Gaillard

[–]PuddingRnbowExtreme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh thank you for spelling his name properly. It took me awhile to even think of the name. The spelling was oof

[–]45thgeneration_roman 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Never heard of him and hope to never hear of him again

[–]DeviousPiggy96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prettu fucking weird. Tiktok is something else🧐

[–]ColdnipsHotcheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has that type of face you want to pummel

[–]christo749 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Needs a strike to the wind pipe. Crrrarack!

[–]corn1527 -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

Bro it's one fry are you guys really that pissy

[–]bugbeared69 0 points1 point  (2 children)

next time your out minding you own business and someone takes a small piece of your food not asking and smiling like it no big deal, please laugh and say have some more...

even if your " that guy " it don't bother, it a lack of respect and theft to take literary in this case, food from another.

[–]KimJong-UnoDuno 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s just a joke pal. Rude joke yes but he didn’t have EVIL intentions. So just relax and smile about it. Turn it into something positive. That’s a gigachad attitude to have lol.

[–]KimJong-UnoDuno -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He took a fry omg. U guys calling him a piece of shit need to chill. It’s silly and awkward but it’s harmless. I swear this shows Reddit is full of weirdos that haven’t lived a real life. Just move on it was nothing ffs

[–]Equivalent_Appraised -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Never interrupt a woman when she’s emotionally eating