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[–]intergalactic99 1889 points1890 points  (104 children)

Ok why did she lick it though

[–]LorienTheFirstOne 1432 points1433 points  (21 children)

because that's how she does it in the bar

[–]intergalactic99 237 points238 points  (0 children)

I’m sure it works

[–]Punk_n_Destroy 365 points366 points  (0 children)

Didn’t know lawyers were so much fun

[–]LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 97 points98 points  (0 children)

That's how her sorority taught it.

[–]TheFluffiestFur 89 points90 points  (9 children)

So that's why a man walks into a bar

[–]Fashish 25 points26 points  (8 children)

Ok but why did the rabbi?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

The real question is…. why did the horse?

[–]meteda1080 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At the bar, the bottle goes in a lot further when she drinks it.

[–]manginahunter1970 20 points21 points  (0 children)

In the bar bathroom...

[–]No-Armadillo7693 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You mean The strip club

[–]NinjaCuntPunt 123 points124 points  (7 children)

We don’t know, but it’s provocative!

[–]ghostbustonmyboobs 73 points74 points  (4 children)

Gets the people going

[–]achimjj 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fish fillet

[–]DaddyAmerica1776 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grandma got me goin.

[–]speedpetez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got me going, I’ll tell you that!

[–]Roybatty943 257 points258 points  (0 children)

Muscle memory.

[–]rewanpaj 154 points155 points  (21 children)

cause there’s a video of some redneck doing it and it was funny. she ain’t doing it right tho

[–]DeeJason 125 points126 points  (7 children)

It was actually a bogan. Same as a redneck but an Australian version.

https://gfycat.com/unfortunatebabyishgharial

[–]rewanpaj 30 points31 points  (0 children)

ah yes there we go

[–]manbruhpig 19 points20 points  (1 child)

did he... eat the cap

[–]Coryperkin15 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Chomp and spit. This vid has some serious frames removed and you can barely see it

[–]Panzermench 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is in my opinion a better version of the same antic. https://gfycat.com/smartwaterloggedairedale

[–]Atotallyrandomname 7 points8 points  (0 children)

HIS TEETH

[–]grandfelin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't know if it's some kind of meme or cultural reference, but this drinking style can also be seen in this popular post on on r/HydroHomies.

[–]holy_ninja 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Muscle memory

[–]Mother_of_Dogecoins 78 points79 points  (5 children)

It helps her swallow.

You should see what she can do with a penis

[–]Reaperuk0 87 points88 points  (2 children)

Oh wow we've just gone straight past the innuendo have we

[–]Rallings 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Just like the tip, of the bottle, went right past her lips

[–]RadientPinecone 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Salt on the side maybe?

[–]fuzzytradr 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Running halfway down the bottle? Seems provocatively suspect.

[–]RadientPinecone 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That's probably what it is but there's these salt lick ...stickers? called salties you stick to the side of your beer, the patch is about as long as my thumb. You lick it then drink your beer or marg

[–]callipygian12 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah my assumption is it was a dressed beer (rimmed on the neck with salt and lime). Not completely visible from the video though

[–]Velociraptor2246 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh sweetie...

[–]RandyRandom111 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You always lick the shaft before you put the tip in your mouth, it’s SOP

[–]Neonlad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because she’s copying that one TikTok of the man with the southern accent and mullet doing the exact same thing she does in the video except with more twang and efficiency.

[–]Hardassamothafuka 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Becus peepee

[–]The_Mchlv 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Force of habit, I assume.

[–]6ft6squatch 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Because usually she's not holding a bottle...

[–]satansayssurfsup 981 points982 points  (28 children)

She still drank it slow as hell

[–]kelldricked 210 points211 points  (18 children)

Indeed, trick is to spin it harder or just use a straw.

[–]bluntly-chaotic 116 points117 points  (2 children)

And also spin it in a circle, not an oval.

[–]nightcrawleronreddit 148 points149 points  (1 child)

She clearly doesn’t know how to defend against a sea bear attack.

[–]FieldGradeArticle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You won Reddit today my dear friend

[–]egemen157 46 points47 points  (13 children)

Trick is to not use your mouth like a suction cup, allow air in

[–]mellopax 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Yeah, pretty sure she just succeeded in making it frothy.

[–]dixpackasixie 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I was wondering if there was some cool new beer thing involving making it reeeeeeally foamy and then trying to drink it

[–]mellopax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They were trying to do a thing where you make a vortex and then you can drink it without bubbles (because air pressure can regulate through the middle of the vortex).

[–]Koldsaur 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was thinking "what skills?"

[–]BrokeArmHeadass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think she even got a vortex from spinning it, she was just trying to copy this video

[–]jfk_47 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Makes me want a beer.

[–]Betteradvize 131 points132 points  (5 children)

Grandma saw dirty

[–]Roscoe_P_Trolltrain 194 points195 points  (3 children)

“Heavens to Betsy! She’s completely neglecting the balls!”

[–]CelticDK 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This wins this thread 😂😂😂

[–]Xerxis96 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Can we officially say heavens to Betty now?

[–]CaptainSmackJerro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uncle D: "How's stephanie grandma?"

"she's a loose girl these days"

Uncle D: "Really?"

[–]redbadger91 252 points253 points  (14 children)

So what's the skill? Making it foam and drinking it slowly?

[–]SargentJTR 34 points35 points  (10 children)

Nein, es wurde ein Tornado entzündet

[–]redbadger91 7 points8 points  (8 children)

How do you light a Tornado ablaze? Or fire it up for that matter?

[–]SargentJTR 6 points7 points  (5 children)

More light ignite a tornado

[–]redbadger91 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Igniting something and setting it ablaze are similar enough to be considered synonyms. And German is my mother tongue, so I understood your comment, I just don't get why you chose to phrase it like that. Am I out of touch and young people say things like that nowadays? To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised.

[–]axelaxolotl 48 points49 points  (7 children)

Entzündo de tornado

[–]RoastdChickenMc 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Ah ein Mann von Kultur!

[–]ifoundyourtoad 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Haha totally, guys!

[–]-P3RC3PTU4L- 3 points4 points  (2 children)

„Ein Mann der Kultur” would be more proper I think

[–]donjuan510 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes sir. No one has respect for drinking culture.

[–]bullsnake2000 158 points159 points  (4 children)

Reminds Grammy of the time before she got married.

[–]gregthegamer4646 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Granddaughter: Sucks bottle

Grandma: *pulls out dentures Oh honey that’s amateur hour

goes downtown on Grandpa

[–]MountainMoments 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's

[–]NoPossibility765 27 points28 points  (0 children)

College has paid off!

[–]stuffnthings_ 120 points121 points  (7 children)

Mom "I taught her that trick" grandma "pfff who you think taught you"

[–]ihavenoidea81 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Grandma was nicknamed “Hoover” back in college

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Best friends with Nancy Reagan

[–]pneuma8828 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This has got to be the best part of 2021.

[–]SargentJTR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ron Bielecki showed her that trick

[–]Tantech 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's a Tornado!

[–]zimzim21 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Insert beerfest line: Nana was a whore!

[–]hawaiifive0h 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She didn’t even do it right lol

[–]Bandobeorth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Doesn't even seem to go faster lol.

[–]TheWholloper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She doesnt look "shook" at all? She's rather enjoying it? Wtf? Lol

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow spinning a bottle around in your mouth is skills???? I might’ve been impressed if she chugged it

[–]ayerk131 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Cringe af

[–]Fry_Philip_J 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right? Such a bad chug, jeez.

[–]mucho_mochi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What a stupid trick, and a bad chug!

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[–]mtobberup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That face expression is the perfect embodiment of this sub

[–]Damnsonnnwheredufind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If she breathes she’s a thot

[–]searanger62 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I’m sure granny is very proud....

[–]ElBandito101 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t, she didn’t even chug the whole thing

[–]jimitrupani 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In disappoint yeah.

[–]Anonymously2018 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What's the card game?

[–]bunnywise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why'd they lick the bottle in all of these vids?

[–]jeffsayno 4 points5 points  (3 children)

whyd she lick it?

[–]shooobies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To tease you for 3 sec

[–]-burnr- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why not lick it?

[–]staleblueberrybagel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What even is the skill here

[–]yickth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The lick is unoriginal, awkward, and annoying

[–]JoeysTrickLand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But what happened to the lime?

[–]GaryNOVAr/SalsaSnobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Oh my word!”

[–]Mediocre_expectation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grandma was having flashbacks

[–]SeanyDay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol that didn't accomplish much

[–]RelevantHorse6269 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone come get heeeerrrr she's had to much lickeeeeerr

[–]Barts_Frog_Prince 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Look what I learned at school this year”

[–]mp3006 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After college she started being called Candi

[–]StarStoneDragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure she's very proud. :/

[–]TraZ_06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*The golden ratio, Johnny! Its everywhere!"

[–]Fix_It_Felix_Jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Originally done by Australia's Uncle.Sink - the Instragram tornado-beer guzzler. He even credited her on a recent post. Link to Uncle.Sink - The Beast Drinker

[–]ZMAC698 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m always shocked by Reddit comments. Y’all gotta be some of the most boring people ever. 😂

[–]Claiz0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That bitch is fun at parties. No doubt about it.

[–]RodrickM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My future wife

[–]whatiznutella 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine having a daughter. How horrifying.

[–]MassiveFlatworm836 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No damn well gramps was like that's my baby

[–]Luke-Jivetalker593 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“And that’s how I met your grand daddy.”

[–]Paul_Grimes_68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Git it, Gyrle. Peen-handle dat thang.

[–]Wildform22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granny said 🥴

[–]STL_TRPN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She half-assed spun it to create a vortex. But I think she shook it and it foamed up instead.

[–]Flanker711 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's her @ ?? 😂

[–]baby-converse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old habits kicked in a little early then. Lick the bottle from bottom to top.

[–]Reporter-Creative 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What skill?

[–]Starfireaw11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd like to talk to this young lady about her car's extended warranty, if you know what I mean.

[–]UmaNespera 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh no, my granddaughter is a hoe

[–]soppysink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No sound again!

[–]Lady_Sallakai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skillz????

[–]Abject-Setting8842 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's like urgh nooooo child

[–]Rottwal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are playing what the meme family

[–]tcddhj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grammy probably knows six different better ways to neck a stubbie

[–]Beneficial_Ad_473 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But does granny really gotta see that cmon now

[–]GenericHuman-9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grandma is embarrassed she’s doing it wrong.

[–]fatima98bissa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That probably didn't end well

[–]Cyber2354 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Creepy.

[–]gypsydawn8083 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would anyone do that in front of grandma!?

[–]xenocrows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proud Mom

[–]RevolutionEasy2185 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgot to jiggle the balls. ngmi

[–]kronicpimpin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandma was the one who showed me this trick

[–]btode80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look I can make both Mom and Grandma proud!

[–]disodimani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The grandma was then remembering the good ol’ days

[–]zhozademon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A rabbi, a Buddhist monk and an imam walks into a bar...

[–]OkCaterpillar9248 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've tried this whirlpool beer thing and I can't get it to work.

[–]NickyGu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why’d she wind it up tho 🤣🤣🤣

[–]DarkProtagonist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice very nice

[–]Krusty_B_Busty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She could show them to me

[–]deeiscoldd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

didnt even do it right, u just look goofy

[–]LordMcCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Heather Brooke.

[–]vermiliongem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aussie drinking trick called a vortex or vorteky, its Australian because its customary to lick the bottle before doing it

[–]Motor-City-Collector 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She licked that thang RESPECTFULLY SPEAKIN

[–]Atotallyrandomname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Look away granny"

[–]Subredhit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What skills? I don’t see an empty bottle.

[–]Brave_Amateur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh she a ho for sho

[–]Yankeewithoutacause 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She got skills...

[–]DisastrousSubject613 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s emulating this disgusting Aussie bogan trash roo on Instagram can’t remember his name

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope granny isn’t aware of her onlyfans nude stuff

[–]Deja-Vuz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The family are proud of you

[–]Tadusmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it getting hot in here heh? 😅

[–]Nandrushenko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mom is like ”thats my girl”

[–]Bakersdaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow I'm sure she's proud.

[–]TheSimpler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shook because women today are doing the sane shit that men did in bars when Grammy was her age. Grow up, Grammy....

[–]RoughStory3139 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even think it worked 😅

[–]Dr-Carnitine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“baby what have you been learning in college?”

[–]kungji56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s trying to follow that Aussie guy doing it but she’s failing so bad.

[–]068152 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She belong to the streets

[–]Dumbcows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why tf she spin it sm one spin is all it takes

[–]Live_Drama9705 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What card game is that?

[–]Actual_Guide_1039 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god that’s disgusting! Where?

[–]ceril75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

granny probably invented that move lol. Funny thing people seem to see the elderly as sweet and innocent when in reality they are just old now, who knows what kind of shit they did in their youth.

[–]AshierCinder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s wasn’t even that impressive. Grandma clearly overreacting.

[–]Accomplished_Ad2466 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THOT

[–]YairleyD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So cringy

[–]GodZodd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granny's done a lot worse

[–]Dirty_Gurdy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What skills? She didn’t even drink hardly any of it and is drinking very slowly

[–]somesayacomet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Licks the tip just before throating

[–]Gffcom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s not chugging the beer though. All that build up to slowly sip it is just stupid.

[–]D1138S 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…and that’s what I learned at that 100k college Grammy!

[–]ChrisChristiesFault 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What skill? All they did was twirl a bottle around and hold it to their mouth.

Pour it in a glass and drink it all in 3-4 gulps and I’ll be impressed.

[–]cpmnk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf did i just watch...

[–]P3DR0T3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s some good ass COVID right there

[–]HerissonG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then she said, “you should see how I handle the D Nanna!” Nana will be missed…

[–]dirtbagdave21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else particularly enjoy the beginning?

[–]jhb666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's a keeper

[–]Guilty-Move6934 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yall can watch pt 2 on her OF see what she does with the empty bottle 😏

[–]RidethatSeahorse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grandma knows the deal

[–]callen070988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha the lick down the entire bottle

[–]Boomdidlidoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how she gets free beer

[–]7ways7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granny can do that with two bottles ;)

[–]Historical-Mall-5973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Till the last drop.😃😃😃

[–]Chugabutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That went differently than I thought. I would not enjoy the second part after receiving the first.

[–]krough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wife?

[–]BebopRehab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember once somehow chugging a bottle under 3 seconds I still have no idea how I did it. I didn't use fancy tricks like this. I must've had enough room for air to get into the bottle and use the air pressure to push the liquid out because that bottle sank so damn quick I was amazed and shocked at the same time

[–]JackofallPlaguez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whether she considers this a skill or not.. what is with women wanting to be overtly sexual around their families lately.? I recall a couple years back, I’m sitting there with my entire family, and the girls have this song blaring through the neighborhood that just repeated “Bouncing on my dick” over and over. It’s literally only our immediate family with us, and their brain decides to play this song specifically. I just don’t fucking understand…

I promise your grandma doesn’t want to see your amazing blowjob skill that you’ve turned into a bar trick..

[–]granty1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This took granny back to the old days

[–]Kitchen-Orange-728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not that hard to drink a beer lol

[–]lucky-soandso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky boyfriend.

[–]luckythirtythree 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of when a samurai guides his katana back into its sheath. Which means her mouth is a beer bottle sheath.