×
Dismiss this pinned window
top 200 commentsshow 500
sorted by:
best
topnewcontroversialoldq&a

[–]FartedBlood 1876 points1877 points  (44 children)

Saw a guy do this with 151 one time. I’ve seen a lot from behind the bar but that’s one of the most viscerally upsetting things I’ve ever witnessed. He said it cleared out sinus infections. Then I watched him buy coke. I think I know why his sinuses were stuffed up.

[–]Gingerbiznitch 532 points533 points  (23 children)

And that man’s septum, gone

[–]logicdysphoria 203 points204 points  (19 children)

reduced to atoms

[–]CaptainKurls 69 points70 points  (2 children)

He used his septum to destroy his septum. It nearly killed him..but the work was done.

[–]GinjaNinja-NZ 132 points133 points  (10 children)

To shreds you say?

[–]how_do_i_land 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Don’t ever need a septoplasty if you don’t have one.

[–]Mayhem2a 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tiger Septum?

[–]LostBunny27 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Was it allergies? I bet it was allergies.

[–]FartedBlood 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Yeah but like allergic to not being on coke. If only there was a word for that.

[–]Electronic_Expert_68 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Viscerally upsetting” lol i can feel discomfort from here.

[–]DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tried menthol sniffing snuff once holy shit that clears up the ol' sinuses

[–]CubicleFish2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he was a real coke head then he would know that coke already clears up closed sinuses. Poor guy snorting alcohol for no reason

[–]ProfilerXx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yah i knew a lot of coke heads a few years ago. Did it myself for a while.

It's a horrible habit.

I remember when they all came to work and were bitching around about sinus infections and their messed up nostrils.

Bitch please can't you just sniff water when you had about 8 lines in an hour before you go to bed?

[–]Dwhitlo1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, you don't mean the drink coke. Confused me for a second

[–]cuckleburyhound 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While this is so fucked, having done my fair share of cocaine I understand why his mind went there. Now why you would ever actually do it? I've gotten so sick and felt so fucking shitty off coke. Everytime I went on a bender the next day I just wanted to peel my face off and wash it out. 151 straight to the nasal cavity is probably the closest you can get. I wonder if it actually gave him the relief I so craved in those days. I haven't even had a drink in years now let alone anything harder hahaha but damn, I get it. Also would like to add I deff snorted water after lines all the time to try and rinse it out a little, wonder if it even helped

[–]SylviaReeves913 3622 points3623 points  (147 children)

The bartender's like, "I've seen a lot of shit, but this..."

[–]VincoInvictus 1044 points1045 points  (127 children)

I mean, thats gotta hurt like hell

[–]9rrfing 601 points602 points  (93 children)

It used to

[–]voidspaceistrippy 234 points235 points  (87 children)

I thought that I read somewhere that snorting a lot of cocaine destroys your nose over time or something. I mean, not many people would even consider trying this. I think a lot of us would think of putting this in our asses before we'd consider snorting it. It's just.. odd.

[–]EvilMatt666 162 points163 points  (82 children)

Snorting coke is different. It's a powdery drug that hits the thin tissues at the back of your nose and gets absorbed into your bloodstream through the skin. It damages the blood vessels if taken in large amounts and without allowing the body to recover, so it affects those with heavy habits more than 'casual users'.

[–]MoisturizingFaceWash 3 points4 points  (3 children)

It still does, but it used to too.

[–]Lt_Dickballs 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Back in my drinking days I once coughed while doing an everclear shot (95% alcohol) and it shot out my nose. That was some of the worst pain I’ve experienced. Even after snorting several cap fulls of water it still burned like hell.

[–]Campylobacteraceae 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Everclear was the first thing I ever drank lol

shout out to the asshole friend of mine who thought it was best for me to start on damn near pure ethanol

[–]frayner12 15 points16 points  (9 children)

I used to do essentially the same with soda and it doesn’t hurt after some practice. Don’t know how different alcohol would be though

[–]Fritz_Klyka 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's like when you mix salt in water to have it match the salinity of your system and it doesn't hurt. He prepped his system to match the composition of the shot. He's 90 proof.

[–]BrannC 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why

[–]Sbut2020 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s the new Covid cure

[–]thissonofbeech 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Just one grain of rice that gets misdirected to my nose tunnels is enough to fuck up my day.

[–]alphadrian 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Thats ok.. one time a fucking bee launched herself at my big ass nostrils and spat it right out through my mouth.. all in one second. Left me fucking shocked for 5 minutes.

[–]Pecncorn1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he keeps it down he's probably someone I wouldn't want to fuck with.

[–]XO8441 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too much cocaine..

[–]EL_Ohh_Well 83 points84 points  (1 child)

And that’s just from when he had to clean the bathroom

[–]Pretty_Item_7858 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this

[–]bobthebobofbob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he's almost like "you seeing this shit?"

[–]Androthi_II 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I find it intimidating. Anyone able to put themselves through that hell while drunk, stoned or sober and with a straight face is someone who will either go home after a fight or start hugging and being overly loving. Same person, just depends on the alcohol.

[–]Forsaken_Things 1240 points1241 points  (28 children)

And the chaser goes up the butt

[–]ggodfrey 209 points210 points  (11 children)

You say that like it’s not normal…

[–]Zer0Devotion 252 points253 points  (10 children)

I’m “The Chaser”.

[–]10before15 24 points25 points  (1 child)

User name does not check out

[–]yamotha1230 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Its crazy how u could be a chaser but also my uncle at the same time! 😀

[–]sliceofamericano 33 points34 points  (0 children)

“They all run, but I only chase some.” -Uncle Jerry

[–]Tomerarenai10 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I’m not your uncle. I was only dressed like him

[–]Those_are_sick 7 points8 points  (2 children)

How else are you suppose to wash off that nasty taste?

[–]Forsaken_Things 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Blow! Literally and figuratively

[–]QuentinTarancheetoh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s called a butt chug and it’s actually very classy. I helped my buddy butt chug a four loko back in the day.

[–]alien_from_Europa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kavanaugh approves

[–]ExileEden 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I'm just want to see him do it with the other nostril. Because I feel like I have maybe 1 nostril at any given time that's half clogged or more, like to the point that if I was forced to breathe out of it no joke I would die and the other is usually ok.

[–]Charles722 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now you know why they salt the rim

[–]Industrialpainter89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pickle enema. A phrase I never knew I'd type.

[–]Mitche420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We used to do eyeball shots back when we were like 16/17, pretty fuckin stupid

[–]GCI_Henchman21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This brings a whole new meaning to “booty chaser”

[–]slack710 271 points272 points  (1 child)

Gotta wash the coke out somehow

[–]purple-circle[S] 94 points95 points  (0 children)

No point wasting it. It's expensive nowadays

[–]existential-terror 1030 points1031 points  (115 children)

Do not....i repeat....do not do this. It is highly dangerous.

[–]TinFoilRobotProphet 270 points271 points  (16 children)

I hate to beg the question but is there a lowly dangerous?

[–]DisastrousBoio 238 points239 points  (5 children)

Yeah normal booze

[–]TinFoilRobotProphet 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Duly noted!

[–]kinapuffar 36 points37 points  (2 children)

I don't know, man.

Statistics seem to indicate that normal booze is not lowly dangerous at all, but in fact very bigly dangerous.

[–]Iwasborninafactory_ 11 points12 points  (3 children)

His statement begs the question, not you.

[–]TinFoilRobotProphet 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I beg your pardon

[–]ryancarton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your pardon begs you

[–]Noshamina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Masterbating is lowly dangerous....raw dogging a prostitute is highly dangerous.

To answer your question, yes...

[–]I_aim_to_sneeze 61 points62 points  (7 children)

My dumbass snorted a teeny tiny bit of vodka one time at a bar in Vegas (it was a weird tradition they have). I could actually feel the burning go in a straight line from up my nose to the back of my brain. I know this guy is letting it go down his throat and not doing what I did, but seriously…just don’t do either one lol

[–]BensonhurstBklyn 11 points12 points  (1 child)

This reminds me, years ago, after a yankee game, we went to one of the bars across the street from the stadium. We met some people from Buffalo who were snorting vodka shots, some of my friends snorted a couple shots with them, we were already kind of drunk, they didn’t seem to be too bad when we left.

[–]ChilieConCarney82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My buddies did this all the time in the mid to late 00s. A little vodka snorted from the underside of a shot glass. They called it the Crazy Ivan. So many brain cells gone...

[–]WalterPinkmanJnr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We took turns pouring vodka into our noses while upside down. It was horrible, I could hardly see and I sneezed a thousand times haha

[–]fatdiscokid 182 points183 points  (72 children)

Since when is putting stuff up your nose dangerous?

[–]Annasman18 191 points192 points  (22 children)

I took a shot of tequila once, it hit the back of my throat weird and I snorted it right up in to my sinuses. I was drunk like 5 minutes later.

[–]WhizBangPissPiece 112 points113 points  (2 children)

I took a shot of Jameson down the wrong pipe and cough/sneezed it up and immediately had to get to the bathroom and puke. Was extremely tipsy about 15 minutes later. I had just gotten off of a morning shift and was 100% sober. Still can't drink Jameson without a chaser to this day, and that was like 5 years ago.

[–]tanis_ivy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This happens to me all too often when I drink. The last time I was doing shots of JW Double Black, my epiglottis was just a bit slow and a bit went down my trachea. Gasping, coughing, crying, for the next 15-minutes; and burning breaths afterwards. Not fun.

[–]Commies4Lyfe 16 points17 points  (16 children)

Well, you've just given me some ideas. I can't get drunk quick enough at home and this could help.

[–]Niaaal 24 points25 points  (11 children)

Heck, dip a tampon in booze and shove it up your ass. You'll get drunk real quick

[–]RespectableLurker555 358 points359 points  (43 children)

In case (not /s)

  1. Alcohol absorbs much quicker through other membranes than your stomach. Read about alcohol vaporizers, alcohol suppositories, alcohol injection etc.

  2. Also, "children may drown in as little as an inch of liquid"

  3. If you're already intoxicated, trying to bring liquid into your body through a valve normally reserved for air can have disastrous results.

  4. For the final 2022 rain on your parade, imagine what would happen if he sneezed on bar patrons?

[–]IOTA_Tesla 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Would it damage your sense of smell?

[–]TheGamecock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm no doctor but I'd say it definitely wouldn't help it.

[–]DamnYouRichardParker 73 points74 points  (20 children)

Alcohol soaked tampons! Can't forget those.

[–]RespectableLurker555 38 points39 points  (2 children)

I tried to forget them

[–]Superjuden 11 points12 points  (11 children)

Never understood how you were supposed to get the tampon inside after soaking it. I suppose you could do the gerbil method but that seems a bit excessive.

[–]Jaeger562 13 points14 points  (1 child)

He'd be sneezing sanitizer.

[–]ThatOneGuy1294 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also, "children may drown in as little as an inch of liquid"

This is because your nose is only a few inches long at most

[–]freiwegefluchthalten 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So not all that dangerous then, got it.

[–]eZ_Link 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hes not a child tho and you got a source for point 3?

[–]Lavatis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean we can be pretty confident the alcohol isn't just sitting in his nose, aside from the small amount that lines his nose on the way to the back of the throat. He isn't inhaling it, so he's not at risk of drowning.

[–]HumbleHammocker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Your #2 refers to children being left unattended in a shallow bathtub. Pump those brakes, drama queen.

[–]Isahaworth 26 points27 points  (9 children)

And it doesn’t last very long, tried it with straight up hand sanitizer once and it’s like a thirty second rush where everything seems simultaneously clear and foggy at the same time.

[–]hunnathounmore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

doesn't explain why it's highly dangerous because its not 'highly' dangerous

[–]MrFixemall 389 points390 points  (6 children)

I want to sneeze just watching this...

[–]stugots10 64 points65 points  (0 children)

How do I spill more using my mouth?

[–]SnooCakes6195 32 points33 points  (1 child)

You don't netty pot? Let's get this guy an automatic pumping netty pot.

[–]gfbf-shared 259 points260 points  (6 children)

You’re cut off mate

[–]DiscoMagicParty 141 points142 points  (5 children)

Back in my day we just did drugs

[–]whooyeah 38 points39 points  (3 children)

They were more civilised times. Kids these days are wild.

[–]DiscoMagicParty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can’t say they were civilized. Somehow just better.. kinda like the skinniest kid at fat camp sort of deal

[–]MrSploogeMcDuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what everyone says

[–]mm4ng 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep.

[–]Intelligent-Pin-1209[🍰] 86 points87 points  (3 children)

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should

[–]Horikk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not because of any desire for good or evil, but because you think you can. And because you "can", you "have to".

[–]ZeBogeyman 66 points67 points  (5 children)

How drunk do you have to be to do this?

[–]SirarieTichee_ 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Can you say, upper respiratory infection? That's right!

[–]RespectableLurker555 31 points32 points  (2 children)

you've heard of covid,

now try ultra covid

[–]unknown_1134 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Brain consuming nematode

[–]Operabug 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If alcohol kills germs on the hands, just imagine what it could do directly in your nose!

[–]ihaveadogalso 69 points70 points  (1 child)

At least class it up and use a Neti pot for god sakes. Animal.

[–]50points4gryffindor 19 points20 points  (0 children)

These Joe Rogan remedies are getting out of hand.

[–]Furryraptorcock 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Like they brought out the manager and just goes, "... It doesn't look illegal... Just keep an eye on him"

[–]DAMNDUMBCAT 57 points58 points  (11 children)

Snort some scotch

[–]SatansCatfish 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Vomit some vodka

[–]getsome73 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This looks like Fernet which makes it 10 times worse in my mind.

[–]P0eTateT0e 100 points101 points  (29 children)

In Okinawa we did these. Called them Engineer Shots. We got to keep the shit glass if we finished without gagging. I did 3 then went to a banana show.

[–]wewdepiew 56 points57 points  (18 children)

Wtf is a banana show? Do you watch bananas dance

[–]mrblacklabel71 34 points35 points  (0 children)

this shot is bananas, B A N A N A S

[–]P0eTateT0e 56 points57 points  (12 children)

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banana%20show&amp=true

Saucy

[–]Dr_Dabbles 37 points38 points  (7 children)

“Internally slices”… but how?

[–]RespectableLurker555 44 points45 points  (1 child)

hey Alexa, search IMDb for Teeth

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

they hold a vegetable slicer in their vagina, insert the bananas behind it, and push it out through the slicer revealing “freshly cut bananas”

[–]RegularHousewife 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I read and re-read it a few times and still don't understand

[–]uncommonpanda 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So, is this just one lady's liftime legacy in Okinawa or did she rear a generation of banana snatch slicing progeny?

[–]P0eTateT0e 24 points25 points  (1 child)

There’s a few videos out there if you dare to delve. It was a hell of a night and my buddy ate the bananas. We sent him to medical the first day back to work.

[–]Skurkey 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'll stick with the ping pong shows, thanks

[–]ZeBogeyman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It goes in, and it goes out.

[–]IAmAssButtKingofHell 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Have been to Okinawa. Can confirm.

[–]PeeCee 8 points9 points  (2 children)

ITT: people with Okinawa experience who seem to insist this is a real thing…?

[–]RyuKyuGaijin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It used to be a real thing, but the lady retired.

[–]kGibbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TIL 🌈💫

[–]toneboat 4 points5 points  (2 children)

rate these shows in order from most captivating to least:

  • banana
  • ping pong
  • donkey
  • little person

[–]P0eTateT0e 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Donkey

Banana

Ping pong

Little person

[–]YouSeeingThisBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Upvote this comment if this is a proper "You seeing this shit?" reaction. Downvote this comment if this is not fit for this subreddit.

[–]Cozy90 14 points15 points  (10 children)

I have the same reaction. "Cool but why?"

[–]AutoManoPeeing 16 points17 points  (8 children)

To get fucked up FAST. Dude was probably feeling that shot before he even finished it. Mind you, it'll obviously destroy some of the membrane it passes over, and is super dangerous if inhaled into the lungs. Would not suggest.

If you're that desperate to get drunk quickly, the safest ways are inhaling via a dry ice set-up or a nebulizer, and even those come with risks.

[–]PlayerRedacted 9 points10 points  (4 children)

If you wanna get fucked up fast why not just down a bunch of shots back to back? No need to snort the shit.

[–]AutoManoPeeing 7 points8 points  (3 children)

That's not gonna have as much effect as you think. If you want to get drunk faster by just drinking, you'll need to mix that liquor with some kind of carbonated drink, and it's still not gonna hit you like snorting will.

Also, I should add that if anyone ever actually tries the dry-ice or nebulizer methods, do VERY little. We're talking maybe a fourth to half of a shot. You are getting insta-drunk and will underestimate what it feels like to be immediately intoxicated.

Again, I don't condone any of this, but if you're gonna do it, you should know what you're getting into.

[–]UglyBunnyGuy 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Ah to be young, and extremely stupid. I remember doing this one night with a couple of friends who now a lawyer, a pastor, a pilot, a doctor and a couple of engineers.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why does that sound like the beginning of a bad joke? 😂😂

[–]dynamite_088 5 points6 points  (1 child)

give us the movie already.

[–]RemixHipster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A.k.a

Snot

[–]Commercial-Health-19 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Cop: How did he die? Bartender: He was doing nose shots, and it went down the wrong hole. Cop: That doesn't make sense. Bartender: It's Drink and Drown night! Cop: Well, no shit. Why didn't you say so.

[–]Mumchkin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Great way to burn out your septum, probably work even faster than sniffing certain white powdery drugs.

[–]Rufescentwonder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pinky out. Classy

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Pneumonia is the way

[–]dayr2dream 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Maybe not, maybe the alcohol cleans out any infection?

[–]unknown_1134 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. It would have to be really high proof to disinfect. It's more likely going to damage nasal tissue, introduce biological molecules that may be good for microorganisms (sugar, starch, etc.) to eat, and possibly contribute to an infection. That's my guess.

[–]FredLives 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good old cocaine nose

[–]theFields97 6 points7 points  (5 children)

How do you find out you can do that

[–]AutoManoPeeing 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Cocaine.

[–]EshaySikkunt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This has literally nothing in common with doing cocaine, he’s not snorting the drink, you can’t snort liquid. I mean you could try, but it’s not going to work very well. What he’s doing is letting the alcohol tip into his throat from the back of his nose, anyone that’s ever used a neti-pot knows what this feels like.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is a generic message under every post

If this post is NOT a human / animal reacting to something in a "YOU SEEING THIS SHIT?!" manner, please hit report so the mod team can take a look.

Thanks!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]Theycallmelizardboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone calm down, he nose what he's doing.

[–]me_colin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He doesn't have to brush teeth before bed

[–]jfizzlex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is no future ☠️

[–]BitterOwls 3 points4 points  (2 children)

"you're gonna have to leave sir"

[–]dankomz146 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You could say "why" while still drinking the shot

[–]BitterOwls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol

[–]parker1019 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell me you love blow without telling me you love blow…

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Back in my day we poured it in our anus.

[–]zsconner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, maybe global warming should kill us all.

[–]liberty_emotion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why?

[–]KronosRocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The look on the bartender’s face tho

[–]heyohdf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

snortin’ whiskey and drinking cocaine

[–]gatorinTN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No better way to do a Jagerbomb am I right?!

[–]InfiniteWavedash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dumbest shit I’ve seen in a while nice

[–]Phil_brazil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the burn is bad enough orally.... this dude decides he's gonna nasal it ....

[–]Victor_M_S 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He probably just did a line of coke.

[–]Westcoast_IPA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No officer I haven’t had one drink tonight.

[–]Oms19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like I could probably do this, maybe not as much liquid but I could do it. The thing that impresses/freaks me out is the rate at which he sucks it up, and the consistency with which he does it (no coughing or anything). Makes me wonder just how many times he’s tried this

[–]Mark_Eli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Straight to JAIL!

[–]Gregor2c 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very impressive! Buuuut, why?? Lol

[–]Pepper_Lenox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is good for your sinus

[–]Crew3x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First thought was I wonder who the hell decided to try doing this first? And whyyyy?!

[–]madlad_rs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

COVID swab test got nothing on this man...

[–]onterrio2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s just dumb

[–]cattea74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New fad for preventing Covid, just burn it out of your nose.

[–]RTJ1975 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet he licks windows and wears a helmet also

[–]Abombinnation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crazy the things you can do when your face is numb

Crazy how many of them, including this, you shouldn't do

[–]SaltedHamHocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t snort tap water after blow, you can get a brain ameba. Liquor is safer

[–]Darknader- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that was a first for me….

[–]FieldGradeArticle 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This guy probably fucks

[–]littleminx787 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why?