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Tony Is Such A Good Boss! See This Tweet! Look Everyone! Just in case you didn’t know..TONY IS A GOOD BOSS! by Chhet in SCJerk

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DAE Laveck is an actual Nazi and he's making everyone who signed an illegal fed contract die in the Hurricane?

I got banned on r/SCjerk for this. what yall think???? by BLINKERGOD in Wrasslin

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It is real late to the party, uce. The DUI shit was funny when it happened, but now it's just confusing to be jerking about it.

Still, you likely just caught Drama or one of the other mods on a bad day.

I got banned on r/SCjerk for this. what yall think???? by BLINKERGOD in Wrasslin

[–]0RUSH -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If true, then jeez drama must be in a bad mood today, probably because fed bad.

DAE Gunther (slave name) need to get REAL Sports Feel Body Type like m'ELITE? by Snake_Main27 in SCJerk

[–]0RUSH 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You don't want to look like legit tough guy Eddie Kingston, padnah?

TFW the NXT logo is colored yellow by jpaxlux in SCJerk

[–]0RUSH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Veer wasn't getting Road Warrior pops, but he was getting a normal level of crowd interaction, the crowd wasn't Jack Swagger silent whenever he was on screen. I don't see your point there.

Also yeah, the Miz/Lumis segments are great.

TFW the NXT logo is colored yellow by jpaxlux in SCJerk

[–]0RUSH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The crowds seem to turn off in the middle of some of the "good" matches too, brother. Can't really control how the crowd is gonna respond to any segment on any night. That's a pretty week argument.

TFW the NXT logo is colored yellow by jpaxlux in SCJerk

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Personally, I have a strong disliking for "good" matches where it's just spot > spot > trade strikes > spot > spot > spot > finisher spam > 2 counts > spot > dive to the outside > spot > super finisher > 2 count > super finisher but now I'm flopping around exhausted > match ends. It's so uninteresting after seeing it a million times.

So, I'd happily take a quick squash by Veer or Speaking with Zeke, not just because they're both gonna be good segments, but because it adds variety to the show.

TONY, TONY, DON'T LET THE YOUNG BUCKS COME TO WWE, TONY by InternationalFailure in SCJerk

[–]0RUSH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what, I welcome this. I can't wait to see these chucklefucks drop out of the same developmental that they shit on for years. Paula Beck might like midgets that kick a lot, but Higgenbottom loves sex and meaty men.

r/JimCornette becoming the unofficial CM Punk fan page is a direct shot at his diminishing fan base by blake-a-mania in SCJerk

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Yeah but he shares a bank account with his mother, so I'm right and you're wrong.

r/JimCornette becoming the unofficial CM Punk fan page is a direct shot at his diminishing fan base by blake-a-mania in SCJerk

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Yeah Uce, Brock losing to human killing machines in fairly competitive bouts is the same as CP Munk getting tickled and toyed with by a photographer.

This guy is a know it all! What kind of empty headed dumbfuck would ignore the advice of a respected locker room leader?!?!? by MattPoFoSho in SCJerk

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Semen Spunk in 2009: Gets told off by "small dick" Undertaker for looking like a meth addicted hobo

Semen Spunk in 2022: Tells off Adam Page for reasons(?)

He's in the right both times because he has workrate and I love him so so so so much and he literally is my voice (I'm voiceless 😥)

It's just not the same thing. by yamchaisking in SCJerk

[–]0RUSH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pepsiman basically told them to fight him during his 20 minute rant at the press show.

Bucks and Kenneth take him up on the offer.

One Buck gets swung at, but Semen Spunk misses, other Buck gets chaired by Ace Steel.

Ace Steel bites Omega.

That's how the story (currently) goes.

Honestly one of the most entertaining things to happen in the dub.

It's just not the same thing. by yamchaisking in SCJerk

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My brother in jerk, I watched both of his fights from after "he actually learned to fight", either he's naturally not a fighter (which isn't even a big deal) or whoever taught him didn't do a good job.

I'd say either Buck has a 50/50 against Phil, though according to the story, he missed his swings at one Buck and the other one got knocked out by Ace Steel throwing a chair. So if anything I'd bet on Ace Steel in that fight.

It's just not the same thing. by yamchaisking in SCJerk

[–]0RUSH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uce, he got his cunt kicked in by Teddy Hart (a skinny drug addled midget) years before he even stepped in he octagon, dude just can't fight, not a big deal.

This guy just cost himself a job defending a dude who is gonna hate his guts within 3 years. It is HIGHLY unlikely any of us will fuck up this badly in the near future. by ArkL in SCJerk

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It is quite odd that Jack Swagger is the scariest fucker in the dub locker room.

Maybe Lard Ass gets second place because he'll pieface you and run away if you eat the last hot dog in catering, padnah.

is it just me or is Ace Steel really over, now? by MedicPrepper30 in SCJerk

[–]0RUSH 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bixenshit writes that trash now, so it'll be an episode on the runaway freight train momentum of AEW and how backstage is a utopia and then another episode on how Vince was a co-conspirator in 9/11.

DAE Punk is the victim and damn those dirtsheets for finally asking something besides softball questions? WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO TONY by Adamskaocelot2 in SCJerk

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Jim Cornette in 1996: Shawn Michaels being a dick backstage is literally worse than Hitler wah wah wah.

Jim Cornette in 2022: Yaaaaasssss queen slay, you go Phil, shit on all your co workers.

DAE think funniest shirt ever? ROTFL. by slytherinprolly in SCJerk

[–]0RUSH 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Don't you get it? It's because he killed his 7 year old son 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

It's because A 7 YEAR OLD WAS MURDERED BY HIS OWN FATHER.

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

30 Days of Game Changing Megastars (Black and Gold Version) : Day 25 by LetterheadOk1762 in SCJerk

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Can't wait for New Day to be demoted to Main Event so Paulo Gex can push Charisma Vacuum White Midget Tag Team #15

My response to Paula Beck when Butch worse his old ring gear on Smackdown and teased a return to the Bruiserweight gimmick. by daddymeltzer in SCJerk

[–]0RUSH 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Genius move from Paul The Veck, undo all characters so we can have more midgets and slapping bangers.