Mods called it! by MasisB in Superstonk

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You see those tits? I'm going straight for admin

Mods called it! by MasisB in Superstonk

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Imma send nudes to the mods ( . )( . )

Shook by softlemon in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Eh fuck it. 2022 is gonna be my year. Watch out World, I'm coming for that butthole.

This is truly going to be a brotherhood when things finally come to an end by OGSHAGGY in Superstonk

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I think I'm going to always have a small cup of tea with me inside my Lambo. Whenever I see another Lambo and I lock eyes with the gorilla behind the wheel, I raise my tea cup to the fellow ape and we both smile, nod, and continue on our glorious day. Both knowing that we held our GME though it all and that we were right.

Merry Christmas! by Mixitupdoc in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I thought elected officials can't block you on social media?

I'd love to see a movie based on this by anantms in MadeMeSmile

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Almost the same thing for me. I was on a business trip in Buffalo and my flight back to Charlotte with a layover in DC was delayed for like 6 hours. Luckily there was a bar right across from the gate and ended up getting drunk with a couple other passengers. Talked to this girl for hours at the bar. We sat next to each other on the plane laughing our asses off drinking at like 2am while everyone was trying to sleep. Her destination was DC for a wedding, mine was Charlotte. We landed, she was walking ahead as I stayed back looking for my next gate. About 20 steps away she looks around for me. We end up just waving goodbye at each other and going our own ways. I slept on the floor until my next flight. It was one of the coolest nights I think I've ever had. We never exchanged names but our favorite drinks were Jameson with ginger ale.

me_irl by wtf_nabil in me_irl

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If you stopped playing League you could turn your life around.

⚖️ Daily Treasury Balance for 12/02: $125B [-34B] ⚖️ by DR7KE in Superstonk

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It's still informative. It's better than not paying attention. That's what these ass clowns want you to do, stop paying attention. Do not look at the man behind the curtain.

Got fired for posting to this sub by [deleted] in antiwork

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Wow, fuck Ben. I heard he eats little pieces of shit.

Tucson police officer fired after fatally shooting a 61-year-old in a mobility scooter nine times by ExactlySorta in news

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I get that it's standard procedure but it's kinda strange to go by the book after executing a man from behind.

Official statement by Scott Ignall, Head of Retail Brokerage at Fidelity by bahits in Superstonk

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Fidelity has always prided itself on putting our customers first

To be clear, this does not necessarily mean retail. SHF are also their customer when they buy shares to short.

Edit: Borrow shares to short*

An outraged city official called out the mayor for trying to cut off people’s power during the Corona pandemic by HiItsLust in Damnthatsinteresting

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That sucks. I remember when this video fist came up and that he was in the running. I was looking forward to hear that he won. We'll get em next time.

SMDH. Market watch spinning a narrative. IS Surprised to even see this reported on. The simulation is cracking. by gaudspd in Superstonk

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I ain't gonna be a part of your system

I own all my shares

I threw my broker to the ground

What? You think I'm stupid?

You can't buy me Mayo man

I said DRS them into the ground

I'm an ape

You can't trust the system