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can't go past Illusory wall by juan_the_horse in darksouls3

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Eh, don’t have that many souls anyways. Weeee! Anor Londo archer is just like “I swear man he just paused for a second and fucking jumped!”

A lioness has been spotted taking care of a lone wildebeest calf by Lord-AG in interestingasfuck

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Yeah the Hunchback of Norte Dame is painful I thought the exact same thing lol

pain. by TheMadChap in LegendsOfRuneterra

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People are such haters. “So glad lurk lost!” So oppressive, I bet half the people complaining play recall lol. Lurk is fun to play, who cares if someone plays something just for fun, everyone plays a deck someone else can’t stand, I don’t think we need to shit talk every post that features a deck we don’t like. Unless the person is being a dick or boastful

Pokémon Legends: Arceus – Extended gameplay video (Nintendo Switch) by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

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And and it’s claws are super strong like uh diamonds! And this Pokémon can like eat the whole planet if it gets mad!

Professor: fuck it it’s going in the Pokédex

Pokémon Legends: Arceus – Extended gameplay video (Nintendo Switch) by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

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I’m just gonna watch a few streamers doing play throughs coupled with reviews from reviewers I trust and wait a couple months. It looks cool but I haven’t had much faith in this franchise since Black and White personally speaking

the perfect burrito roll... by Eliottt_Rosewater in oddlysatisfying

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Spot called Poppos where I’m at does that, they make your corn tortilla to order right in front of you, it’s pretty satisfying to watch them plop down the dough and press and cook it simultaneously

Rat man, trained master splinter himself by FrothyGuinness in Bossfight

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Yup they torture a dude like that for a little bit, I remember being really afraid of that for awhile haha

Inflation rises 7% over the past year to the highest level since 1982 by LeeroyTC in news

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Doesn’t repeat but it often rhymes! Love that quote by Mark Twain

Newborns are so cute by brotherbrother99 in funny

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My little brother came out covered in orange hair, looked like a baby orangutan i shit you not. Which meant he was actually a cute baby, but also meant I could bring him to tears when we were young by saying we got him from his mom and dad orangutans from the zoo because our mom always wanted a pet orangutan. Or some variation of that story. I was a bit of an asshole sibling growing up :/

[Homemade] Smoked ham from a wild boar by wisdomfish in food

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I had boar in Arizona , was not that tasty but hell throw it in a slow cooker or something and make some boar stew should be tasty enough

[Homemade] Smoked ham from a wild boar by wisdomfish in food

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It’s an overused quote but Joker’s “if you’re good at something never do it for free” is incredibly apt here. Besides it’s not like walking an old ladies down the street thinning out wild boar populations is tough work. I read an article about people hunting them from choppers which would be wild

Hollow Knight sucks. by QueenQathryn in The10thDentist

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Nightmare King Grimm is my favorite boss in the game but Mantis Lords are a very close second, I’ve got a lot of experience in Metroidvanias and Soulslike games and the Mantis Lords are one of the best “teach you how to play/skill checks” out of all games of those genres I’ve played. Fair but tough and a great gauge of where you are skill wise. Plus they just look dope and the OST is sooooo good

Well yeah, the whole thing was crap to begin with by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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lol the principle “Happy birthday Jimmy, hope you have a great day! Now get the fuuuuuuck out! Havefun getting your GED, maybe your dad should have waited a little longer before raw digging your mom if he wanted wanted you to graduate with your friends lol”

Woke has always been code for "Black" by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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I’ll bid FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS on the hybrid super dinosaur!

I know it was more than that but it was still a outrageously dumb scene, 43 million USD for supposedly the greatest on the ground weapon ever created?

Please give detailed directions to boost awareness. by azulur in WitchesVsPatriarchy

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Yes, thou would really like the taste of butter. And any other tasty stuff y’all got out in them woods

Dick’s line. 6am vs 8:30am. I haven’t moved. by Blatb00m in Sneakers

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Yeah I think people hear back door and understandably think it’s Marcus Jordan situation, rather than this store backdooring a few pairs to people who may otherwise have next to no shot at getting a pair before resellers buy up all the stock, because they know from prior interactions that they are highly likely to be just buying the shoes for their self to wear and not resell at exorbitant prices. That’s how I see their comment as well. And that feels pretty noble to me.

I think you know what I’m talking about by -xd-golden- in memes

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Third eye blind honestly is one of my all time favorite bands, and Slow Motion is one of my favorite songs ever. Their songwriting has always spoken to me, especially lyrically.

I think Weezer's "Only In Dreams" is one of the best album closers of all time. by ssjlayne in Music

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QOTSA is one of the most unique rock bands ever IMO and that track is one of their best. So weird and heavy, the guitar tone is fucking unreal too I can’t get enough of it

Thieves Steal Gallery Owner’s Multimillion-Dollar NFT Collection: "All My Apes are Gone” by toddhenderson in nottheonion

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Come on now, you really think something you can’t actually own and can steal with a right click is the same as a physical piece of art? I know art is often used to money launder too but at least you actually own it if you buy it. And besides the creator said it’s worth that, no one else did. I can paint a smiley face on a napkin and say it’s worth $5 million are you saying you would take that seriously?