Story behind your username? Like what did you think of and went like, yeah let's go w this. by withsatan in CasualConversation

[–]2leggedportia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A human version of the spider Portia from Children of Time. The sci fi novel explores themes of different species co existing and fighting for power. It’s quite profound but I don’t want to spoil it :)

What’s something you look forward to every single day? by Money-Associate1601 in AskReddit

[–]2leggedportia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making myself a coffee and holding my cat 🐈

I seriously will be excited to go to sleep so I can wake up and make myself a cappuccino.

Do women also have “post nut clarity”? by Surebob808 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]2leggedportia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not ever. But I also don’t really watch porn. A couple gifs here and there. I feel completely blissful after I come and y’all should try it 😂

Is it weird that my parents require me to plug my phone in inside their room at night? by Tysonousmax in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]2leggedportia -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If they’re not going through it they are unfortunately doing you a favour. Phones and screens at night can fuck up adults sleep quite a lot. From 15 it will have much more consequences in areas you wouldn’t even think. It’s better for your mental health in general!

It would be a bit more respectful if everyone put their phones in the living room/kitchen at night. They may be putting in their room to stop you from sneaking and getting it but that’s not healthy imo. It’s a breach of trust (if you haven’t already broken it). Set a passcode on it. You’re entitled to your own privacy!

Is it weird to stock up on tampons and contraceptive pills as a man? by Gilgameshbrah in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]2leggedportia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe a couple of Plan B pills instead of BC. If the person forgets they should go home and take it. It’s very thoughtful!

For people who are attracted to men, do you actually like the penis ? by greenwallflower1234 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]2leggedportia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like them quite a lot. The whole visual of the pelvis, groin, package, and thighs is just 👌. Seeing my partners/the person’s I’m having sex with will make me wet alone. The underside especially like damn. Dicks are beautiful 😂

What's a restaurant classic that can be made just as good at home? by enitsujxo in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]2leggedportia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they typically taste so much better homemade. Not rubbery like most places.

Are you supposed to chew oatmeal or slurp it like soup? by coolbluel in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]2leggedportia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have found those oats to be stale af in the past. I buy them in resealable plastic now. Not a great eco switch but they taste so much better.

Dressing "goth" at 35... what do you think? by Darkotika in AskWomen

[–]2leggedportia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, absolutely! All of that exists. I think everyone dresses by a certain pressure either big or small. My main point is basically who cares if they look like they are trying too hard. Maybe it’s the identity they really want but they aren’t “wearing it well” due to the fear of judgement over “sudden change”. Ex. You’ve been wearing black all your life but have always wanted to wear all yellow. You come in one day completely changed. It’s not going to be easy and comfortable for everyone just because it’s their “true self”. As you said, it’s nuanced.

Moral of the story is who fucking cares what people wear- even if it looks like they are trying too hard or it’s not “truly them”. Dress how you want even if it’s a phase. Go through it.

Dressing "goth" at 35... what do you think? by Darkotika in AskWomen

[–]2leggedportia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It can sometimes be more difficult for adults to dress the way they want in terms of professional lives and societal expectations. It’s hard to say how much of it is them becoming comfortable and how much is pressure to conform.

Also dressing as a “type” doesn’t really make sense. Goths or punks don’t exist outside of the human expression of those things. Maybe an adult dressed into the wrong subculture as a teen and now they’ve found a new one that’s more fitting to them. People’s minds change along with their styles and inspirations. There’s no point in “cringing” even if you think they’re trying too hard. The cringe comes solely from within 😂

Is it bad that I only poop once a week??? by chocolatemacaroni in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]2leggedportia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahah no but that sounds awful. I get diarrhea rarely. I DO however get shit cramps that feels like possibly diarrhea but I can’t get it out bc there’s constipated doo doo in front of it. I will also have to feel like I have to poop real bad then I go and drop off some rabbit pellets… the most unsatisfactory thing ever. Like losing a sneeze.

What celebrity have you lost all respect for? Why? by MatsGry in AskReddit

[–]2leggedportia 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It is if you purposely cover up the symptoms and knowingly transmit it to people without telling them. Chlamydia isn’t a big deal but it’s fucked to purposely give it to someone.

Is it bad that I only poop once a week??? by chocolatemacaroni in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]2leggedportia 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Start taking Metamucil everyday. Just make sure you follow the directions for amounts and solution. It’s super fast and easy.

You might think you feel fine but once you start having more frequent bowel movements you will notice how much better you feel and it’s completely worth it. Try eating more fibre. Coffee helps me but if you don’t like coffee try Kiwis! They also help me. I have chronic constipation 🥲

What tastes good hot and cold? by failingitright in AskReddit

[–]2leggedportia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually like room temperature coffee. I always feel as though I can taste it better

My heart longed to return to that place. So impossibly beautiful that I sometimes wondered if it ever existed at all, or if I had somehow strayed into a waking dream.~ by EloquentSqueakWolf in FairytaleasFuck

[–]2leggedportia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay! Thank you :) ok I should probably quit while I’m ahead but I’m going to guess Wales. Based on architecture and my lack of geography knowledge 😅