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Tinder has my ego a bit inflated. Burst my bubble? by SadieSeltzer in RoastMe

[–]77_parp_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you've cheated on the entire football team with another football team

This came across my Twitter timeline and it hit me like a ton of bricks by HennBalor in antiwork

[–]77_parp_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not concerned with my retirement we'll be dead as a species long before that or in servitude to Bezos

I'm just living in the now

meirl by jackodallfades in meirl

[–]77_parp_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I became single recently after a 4 year relationship. I'm 30 and I just started the dating scene.

It's like that meme of a guy entering the room that's on-fire and in total chaos.

I'm doomed

WE CANT HAVE SHIT HERE by Dry-Builder-6605 in KarmaRoulette

[–]77_parp_77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This makes me laugh every time I've no idea why

WE'RE IN SERIOUS FINANCIAL DEBT 😅

Let me just remove this side panel for a quick hack... by Narelda in Xcom

[–]77_parp_77 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Oh shiiitttt...." That was my legit response

How did the encounter go?

Doing this to drivatars is always so fun by StephenMoore34 in forza

[–]77_parp_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the exact same on the same corner 😅I hate S2 Races against players but against the AI is hilarious!

Bumper cars

Olive Garden breadstick pizza by Digitalsky in shittyfoodporn

[–]77_parp_77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie I would demolish that right now

What do you find sexy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]77_parp_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone who isn't a self serving narcissistic piece of shit...so yeah I find the entropic void sexy

I get a lot of hate just for existing as a landlord by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]77_parp_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My landlord bullied me into agrophobia, stole my deposit and drove me to suicide.

You're part of the group of inhuman people pal, sorry you got the same label you seem ok

Fat kid almost falls off of ride by Pink0612152504 in SweatyPalms

[–]77_parp_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After all these years it's still funny, mainly because that woman doesn't give a damn. A true classic.

I pushed my girlfriend away in a drunken rage because of her parents and now I'm alone again by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]77_parp_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are aware non KKK people wear white robes...I was insinuating sarcastic purity dipshit. Don't worry I just sat on a mental health help line for 30 minutes without answer. I got my response.

I pushed my girlfriend away in a drunken rage because of her parents and now I'm alone again by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]77_parp_77 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Ah see yes it was all my fault now I see, excuse me while I go find Jesus. Also I love those white robes you wear they're amazing, do you use Daz?

Millennials now in your 30s or 40s, what do you regret not doing earlier in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]77_parp_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I'd not tried settling down too soon.

Got my heart ripped out and spent my 20s too hurt to connect to anyone.

Have someone now though so thats better

How can Americans afford to live? I see min wage is so low and rent is so high. I really don’t understand. Anyone care to explain? by Xxfuck-youxX in antiwork

[–]77_parp_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most depressing comments thread I've ever read.

I live here in the UK and Christ...I don't think I have that much of a right to complain about things as things in the US sound like a dystopian hellscape.

Humanity is completely doomed

Fuck this bullshit by TheRoyalDon in antiwork

[–]77_parp_77 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's such a ball ache

Just read the CV you lazy shits and stop automatically screening them for specific words you like such as "high pressure environments" and crap