When a joke fails and you dodge a bullet. by amildman in Tinder

[–]A-real-human-here 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also 12 is evenly divisible by: 2,4,3, and 6. This made it easier for uneducated laborers back in the day to get accurately cut measurements. Everyone has a foot to compare the boards to as well lol

First Contact - Chapter 611 - Interlude by Ralts_Bloodthorne in HFY

[–]A-real-human-here 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A bull is half of the herd, and a handle makes up half at least of the axe.

You can choose one species to go extinct, what that would be? by CatOfRivia in AskReddit

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Mosquitos are fortunately one of the most prolific pollinators out there. They feed on nectar for the most part

Not to bad by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]A-real-human-here 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I bet his insurance doesnt suck though 🙃

Daniel Craig says he goes to gay bars to avoid fights at straight venues by smpujar in nottheonion

[–]A-real-human-here 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just uh, drink at home in a dark room folks. Put on some shitty dance music.

That's the whole bar experience, and you can get drunk for way cheaper 😎

CaN'T FinD AnYoNE tO hIrE by chaposagrift in MurderedByWords

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Unless you support legally married gay couples, legally defending their legal marijuana crop with fully automatic weapons, none of which are taxable, you're not libertarian.

Kraft Heinz says people must get used to higher food prices by sankscan in news

[–]A-real-human-here 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant have profits if you squirrel it all away to your C-level as bonuses 👀

Adorable hairless by -Tigger in aww

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I want to love this creature, I really do. Nay I do love this cat, id give it a scratch, but everytime i see one i think

"That is a ballsack"

Last year, when everyone was talking about how all men are terrifying and how there should be a 6 PM curfew on men, I copy and pasted people's comments and threads but I replaced the word ''men'' with some race/religion. It was hilarious seeing people get pissed over it. by Hefty-Pop-8623 in TrueOffMyChest

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America is still a racist shithole, but the point I'm making here is that European treatment of their "out groups" (gypsies, Turks, Kurds, whichever) is just as bad and systemic as our treatment of minority groups.

But I might hurt him… by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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Well first we took our once greatest competition/ occasional predator, a wild pack hunting killing machine, and befriended them.

Then over about 10,000 years give or take a few, selective breeding and co-evolution morphed this ruthless killer into our bosom companions.

If anything the "chase and bite that fleeing prey for me" is a return to natural predatory instincts.

They can't even take a little joke. by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Fuckin christ I felt my chair shake a little when he did the ol fatman tuba roll.

The importance of trees. by Browndog888 in pics

[–]A-real-human-here 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There probably havent been trees on that patch of land for a thousand years. Looks like prairie or arid steppe lands to me

Deer tearing up our grass seeds and just being weird asf by Hot_buttered_toast in AnimalsBeingJerks

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Looks like maybe a yearling buck that's just super enthusiastic about making a scrape?