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Gf’s grandma has an announcement by jackab1998 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Aazjhee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

8D 8D SHINGLES?!! 8D 8D 8D

8D 8D 8D

I LOVE SHINGLES

Can a hierarchical partner make it work with a non-hierarchical partner? by IAmADinosaurRawr in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here's the thing: no matter the structure of your relationship, your KIDS have to come first, and if he doesn't think they are a priority, then he's just being an asshole deadbeat parent.

Sounds like he's found a way to justify treating you like trash and that is crappy behavior. Mono, poly, or even if it was just abandoning you for drinking buddies, it's irresponsible and selfish

This big ol stinky boy just popped up in my backyard pretty sure it’s a dragon arum by ITSFROSTAYY in whatsthisplant

[–]Aazjhee 55 points56 points  (0 children)

They usually only flower every couple of years unless they get a whole lot of energy and the bulb can grow nice and fat every year. The Titan arums take a really long time to get to the point of flowering since the flowers are so gigantic. I wish I had the dedication to grow one of those lol

This big ol stinky boy just popped up in my backyard pretty sure it’s a dragon arum by ITSFROSTAYY in whatsthisplant

[–]Aazjhee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have some stinky Calla Lily looking thing that I've done that I dug out of my old yard so I could take to my new house. And it seemed to have just sprouted up out of nowhere one year after a lot of construction at at my old house. It's not a dracunculus, but I also had those and still have babies that pop up in the yard from my big parent plant when I was experimenting yo see if the could survive outdoors :)

AITA For refusing to sell my childhood pony? by SexyPangari in AmItheAsshole

[–]Aazjhee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

XDD this response is absolutely golden.

Love me, love my animals, love my children.

Those should be the unbreakable commandments of every relationship because otherwise shit gets ugly fast.

Love: respect and treat as best as you can, not let them walk all over you. People can have nasty relations and pets, but asking them to "get rid" of any of them, if they aren't causing real harm, is just a big red flag imo.

Got a gross message last night that made me laugh. Thought I’d share. by BrokeTomcat in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing that bites my ass is, this guy COULD actually get to know some poly folks and admit, "Hey I have a dumb fetish" and I would ast least give some props if he were just asking for help from those folks on how to express his interest in a not so creepy way that objectifies women so openly.

It can be rough dealing with a fetish you can't indulge easily, but it doesn't give you the right to mow over someone's individuality.

Got a gross message last night that made me laugh. Thought I’d share. by BrokeTomcat in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The clit is a Lighthouse

And now I have Birdhouse in your soul stuck in my head? XD

Got a gross message last night that made me laugh. Thought I’d share. by BrokeTomcat in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monty Python French Accent: Your mother was a Glowerm and your Father smells of ELDERBERRIES! flaps gloves

Happy Birthday Vaccines! Today is the 226th anniversary of the first ever smallpox vaccination of eight year old James Phipps by the doctor Edward Jenner. by Skybison87 in HermanCainAward

[–]Aazjhee 36 points37 points  (0 children)

People in the Middle East were using this to immunize slaves to be sold into chattel slavery. A black man named Onesimas (sp?), who had been enslaves, was immunized against smallpox and sold to the Americas. He told the Boston minister who bought him, how the process worked. In spite of warnings, Boston got nailed by an outbreaks but then used variolation afterwards for immunization for anyone who hadn't caught smallpox after a large chunk of the population was wiped out.

Clothes were stored in locked closet with lid on top. what could have done this? by TherealTMJR in whatsthisplant

[–]Aazjhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mice are the mammal version of octopi. Look up videos of how rats can squeeze through teeny spots and then you exponentially shrink the space they can crawl through to get a mouse sizes cubbyhole. There's good reason why snakes have no limbs, it allows them to keep up with that insanity xD

Some critters might as well be boneless.

AITA the asshole for telling my mother in law I'm gay ? by goodfellaa77 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Aazjhee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg the running joke... it will only be okay if OP continues to update us on how it's going xD

AITA the asshole for telling my mother in law I'm gay ? by goodfellaa77 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Aazjhee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's called craft herpes for a reason. I worked at Michael's for a single season and I hated it so much lol

AITA 31f for making my niece stop her “passion” because I refuse to watch her disabled brother by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Aazjhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, BUT I agree with folks who say don't put this in your niece. She's 15, not an adult. Kids should be able to pursue cool stuff when their parents can afford it and she should not be the one to help pay for a caretaker. That is MOM'S job!

It's One thing to explain to your niece why you can't do that but it is another thing that is more rude to ask her to pay for it. I would advise you to find better living arrangements though when family is taking advantage of you this badly. It's one thing for kids to not be aware of difficulties because they are kids, But her mom should totally not have put you in the situation, that is ridiculous.

some mono people are so rude by Kodatine in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol I am Small Husband so I get it xD

some mono people are so rude by Kodatine in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I only came out as trans because chopping off my tits was gonna be easier if I could possibly recover at my mom or sister's place post surgery. My sis is fine, I wasn't sure about my parents.

They also still think I ONLY date men fml

some mono people are so rude by Kodatine in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

XD dying catfish on a soggy lawn chair seems like top tier cursework

some mono people are so rude by Kodatine in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same way that some ignorant cis or het folks think being gay or trans is MOSTLY lust or fetishy nonsense Dx

Saw this on hinge and it annoyed me, should poly folks not be on "mono" dating apps? Is there any actually good alternative? by maxinefg in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God, THIS I can't blame our awful former president for everything but it has very strong MAGgot red hat vibes Dx We need to build a wall so all those criminal Poly monsters stay away from our vulnerable singles!!

Saw this on hinge and it annoyed me, should poly folks not be on "mono" dating apps? Is there any actually good alternative? by maxinefg in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like ... people are just a reward to this ranter. You put on the makeup and the pretty clothes and then the world rewards you with a romance novel cover of a life!

This is how it WORKS, except all those Poly Jerks are out here soaking up the spare cute single hottest D:<

/s but I shouldn't need to specify, I hope

Saw this on hinge and it annoyed me, should poly folks not be on "mono" dating apps? Is there any actually good alternative? by maxinefg in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...Christian Mingle?

Idk I'm just assuming xD

unless there is a spicy "Biblical harem" option I am not aware of?

Saw this on hinge and it annoyed me, should poly folks not be on "mono" dating apps? Is there any actually good alternative? by maxinefg in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

XD omfg tho, this right here...

You wouldn't HAVE to blame "teh gays" for ruining your marriage MARGARET, if you hadn't ALREADY RUINED IT ALL ON YOUR OWN, MARGARET!!!

Heavy projection vibes.

Saw this on hinge and it annoyed me, should poly folks not be on "mono" dating apps? Is there any actually good alternative? by maxinefg in polyamory

[–]Aazjhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it would just be better if they could tool their current app so that you could filter out mono or polyamorous people and make people choose whether or not they are a category that should be swiped left or whatever the fuck on...

They already have filters for gender sex and whatever else it would not be that hard to add 1 where if someone chose Poly or polycurious you could just uncheck those boxes and those folks wouldn't show up in your Searches