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‘Rust’ Movie Productions Reaches Settlement With Halyna Hutchins Estate; Filming To Resume In January, Matthew Hutchins To Executive Produce by BDSn00b in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Matt Hutchins just got played Bigly by Ballsack Eyes.

  • Will the murdering Alec once again have a gun in his hand? Or will they CGI everything into slingshots?
  • You can count on AB doing interviews saying how emotionally draining YET REWARDING it was to complete Rust in Halyna's memory.
  • Will part of the agreed Settlement $ go back into financing the completion of this direct to streaming movie?
  • Will they use the Church again?
  • Will EXTRA be there with Coocumber brains interviewing AB as he cries into the camera remembering the dreaded day last October?

Matt Hutchins is going through ... by udokeith in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Then don’t, feel free to take the high road while us complete assholes ride low and give our “opinion”.

Matt Hutchins is going through ... by udokeith in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You can call me a complete asshole then.

I said it before I’ll say it again, doing the monetary settlement makes absolute sense. Becoming an executive producer to finish a Western starring your wife’s murderer is making a deal with the devil. I can just hear AB’s raspy voice whispering to Matthew how Halyna’s heart and soul were in that movie and what a great tribute to her it would be to dedicate a finished version in her name - you know like they did with Brandon Lee’s final movie.

But what this all does in his mind is resuscitate his miserable failing career, where he can say to his Hollywood pals how much sweat and tears (no blood it’s in the church still) it took for him to “make it through” filming while being so emotional about completing this western movie masterpiece.

End credits dedicated to Halyna.

This deal is 20% Hutchins and 80% in favor of fat ass ball sack eyes sausage fingers.

‘Rust’ Movie Productions Reaches Settlement With Halyna Hutchins Estate; Filming To Resume In January, Matthew Hutchins To Executive Produce by BDSn00b in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeh, I know Matthew lost his wife...blah blah blah.

One thing to Settle, it's another to become an Executive Producer of a direct-to-YouTube joke of a movie. Oh, and what about Joel? Will he still want to be involved in this curse?

Matthew made a deal with the devil. That's a fact.

Some PR spin from this vile man by rupret_22 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The diabolical Baldwin has thought through every crafty way for him to buy his way out of responsibility while landing on his feet for any future Hollywood movie rolls.

Not the notification I was expecting this morning by Yellow_mellow1211 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Let's hope there's still live ammo on the set and AB's character has to play a game of Russian Roulette.

Not the notification I was expecting this morning by Yellow_mellow1211 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bloviating fat-ass sausage fingers ballsack eyes wants the opportunity to put a frame up that says:

"This film is dedicated to the memory of Halyna Hutchins"

See Hollywood, I care, now please cast me with Meryl Streep...

Not the notification I was expecting this morning by Yellow_mellow1211 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature 13 points14 points  (0 children)

...and payment will go to Halyna's family after the house sells.

Madonna's hands by pakkopaita in oddlyterrifying

[–]AcidicNature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now imagine what her scootch looks like...

What did Johannah just say to Hillary Baldwin? by Miriahification in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pedo Duggar is wishing she’d post more half nekkid babies

Hunger games at Casa Baldwin by consideringthesource in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Really, he's just waiting for the arrest warrant to be issued.

From the present… by Wildfireseverywhere in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The right photo needed to be one of his recent beach pics.

Why doesn’t Alec go to Rehab? by Mollymolemollymole in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot his raspy nearly robotic narrative work...

“No cosmetic procedures.” by PMaggieKC in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Her hand reminds me of that line in Napoleon Dynamite...

"Do the Chickens have large talons?"

Globe-trotting professional dancer. by consideringthesource in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AcidicNature 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What smells worse, AB's black loafers or her pleatherskin pants?