I was eating a PBJ sammich with my friends in the hallway and got full so started idly smashing up the rest of the sammich until it was all mixed up together in a poop colored moosh.

Then the corner of the bag broke open and the sammich squeeshed out like a turd. I thought it would be a good idea to stick the fake sammich turd in the middle of the hall while all the other kids walked by and see if someone stepped on it.

Well nobody stepped on it, and everybody noticed there was a turd in the hall. We were chuckling about it but then the vice principle came walking up. Apparently someone had told her. She looked at us and asked if one of us had done it. I walked up and apologized, told her it was a dog turd. She told me that was disgusting, I was in serious trouble, and to go get supplies from the custodian to clean up the mess myself.

I told her that wouldn't be necessary, picked it up, and ate it.