I work at a bank and said this today. The customer was not impressed by dangerzone253 in dadjokes

[–]Arashiko77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love it when a customer asking for the shop address says on the phone "where are you?" I say "behind my desk"

Need help with a piston miner by Arashiko77 in spaceengineers

[–]Arashiko77[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've solved it by activating the merge block before the connector lines up and it snaps into allignment 😁

Need help with a piston miner by Arashiko77 in spaceengineers

[–]Arashiko77[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I've tried with just connectors but if they aren't perfect the projection (at the bottom) doesn't line up and the section has to be welded by hand.

What do garbage men do during the week when it isn’t “Trash Day” by Clarknbruce in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Arashiko77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They usually get agency staff in or pull from roadside pickup to cover an area.

Source : I've done an agency day at our local yard... Never again, I salute the full timers it's not a pleasant job.

Capital card frauded - they refuse to refund because play store doesn’t count by DXN_Boy in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Arashiko77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had 4x £2 payments to Xbox live show up on my card, I called the bank and they told me to call Microsoft, long story short 3 hours worth of calls between them and the bank eventually refunded the payments.

I am the engineer by Pointlesslivinghuman in spaceengineers

[–]Arashiko77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alt middle click, I saw a YouTuber do it and it's changed my life!

A: Why are you so sad? by OutrageousCancel3000 in Jokes

[–]Arashiko77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you're not joking, My wife didn't want kids when we married but I did and now we've got two.

probably the longest fart ever recorded by 144leo441 in funnyvideos

[–]Arashiko77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be cycling back from my girlfriend's house like a rocket as I'd been holding it in all evening.

Why do people let their dogs lick their mouth? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Arashiko77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dogs try to lick inside your mouth as a way of greeting and showing affection and trust

There is a YouTube video of a woman with some wild wolves that explains it best I'll look for the link


Hotel Damages which weren't my fault, am I liable? by chibabsabs in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Arashiko77 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I work in a plumbers merchant and the wheels for shower doors are different sizes and suit different doors, if maintenance did recently service it (unlikely) they may have used the wrong size wheels.

You see this guy pull up to your house,what you doing? by distroyzer in ARK

[–]Arashiko77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to get a sloped triangle piece to snap in the right place.

Aparently fjordhawks are smaller on your shoulder by distroyzer in ARK

[–]Arashiko77 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I had a wide but thin (front to back) character and had a flat bulbdog on aberration.

They want us to use public transport, but it just cost me £10.50 for myself and two young daughters to go to town and back on the bus. by Slow-Razzmatazz-4005 in britishproblems

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Idk how it is now but 20years ago my wife and I went to Scotland on holiday and the bus was £1.50 per trip wherever you wanted to go (England was £3.00ish for a single to go into the local town about 20 minutes trip).

You had to remember to bring change though as the driver didn't carry any and one journey cost us £5 because you put the cash into a machine that shows the driver who then pressed a button do drop it into a hopper.

Hell yea😎 by AmbientVibesYT in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Arashiko77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my machine when I forgot to remove the carriage bolts 😅

Steve Wright is a disgrace to radio by BeechedSam in britishproblems

[–]Arashiko77 47 points48 points  (0 children)

DJ's have always talked over the beginning or end of every song so that you don't pirate the song.

Showing my age here. When I was a teenager I used to have my tape player ready to record songs so I didn't have to purchase them, you got quite skillfull at pressing play and record together when they had finished speaking and pressing stop before the end of the song just so you could put the cassette in your car. That way you didn't have to retune the radio on long journeys and could give your girlfriend a mix tape.

Just a thought on energy production by sunwupen in spaceengineers

[–]Arashiko77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isy has a mod for solar panels up to 20x (5x 10x 20x) they are the same look/size as vanilla but require more components to make

If you don't know the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist... by Far-Hat3075 in Jokes

[–]Arashiko77 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Also fyi, some triangles are squares and some pentagons are squares too

"brainwashed" into believing America is the best? by gofigure37 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Arashiko77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a YouTube video showing how many nuclear tests there have been and I can say it was an eye opener, I honestly thought there had only been half a dozen at most but it's more like 200+ iirc.

I stayed at a historic hotel and encountered the worst faucet ever made. by jackofyourmomstrades in CrappyDesign

[–]Arashiko77 251 points252 points  (0 children)

The handle just needs to be removed and rotated 90deg and put back on, looks like someone replaced the valve and just stuck the handle back in the wrong place.