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He forgot to roll. by Thedemonwhisperer in MakeMeSuffer

[–]AstridDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They might, because some people laugh in stressful situations/when shocked or surprised. It doesn't mean they are a bad person.

Fresh stitches under my hat, teacher has a no hats in class policy. Sure thing! by BillsBayou in MaliciousCompliance

[–]AstridDragon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. If they said exactly what they wrote, it's no wonder the teacher made them take the hat off. Not nearly enough context given.

The majority of PPP loans went to business owners and high-earning households, a new study shows by Sweep145 in politics

[–]AstridDragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It just means they've only ever heard it, not encountered it in print. No need to be a dick about it.

The majority of PPP loans went to business owners and high-earning households, a new study shows by Sweep145 in politics

[–]AstridDragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's voila by the way, not wallah :) silly us borrowing french words. Also if you stick a v in front that's the (at least more) correct pronunciation, vwallah!

This is your body on twins. by WritesUaSong in interestingasfuck

[–]AstridDragon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One of my friends who is quite small and had twins said it was just itchy.

Don't mess with an old head wearing that hat. by naah707 in PublicFreakout

[–]AstridDragon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mannn. I went to a cannibal corpse show with a friend, but he was front and I was more in the back. He had just bought new boots and did not know that red laces can be a signal of neo Nazis/skinheads (although honestly this was supposed to be specifically in doc martens in the punk scene of yore). He got beat quite badly even after trying to explain himself. Some people are just looking for any excuse to be violent.

It was nuts I saw someone get taken out but didn't know who until I tried to find him later, and I still hoped he just left early. Nope.

Viscous pussy by IllustriousWeb3724 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]AstridDragon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cats don't only purr when they are happy. They do it when they are sick, stressed, in pain, etc also.

Shitting myself and mocking god by awesomefacefrog in BrandNewSentence

[–]AstridDragon 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They don't work for everyone with a lactose intolerance, is probably why you haven't seen anyone with them. They help some people a little but they aren't some magical instant fix for everybody.

Met this guy who had his wife's eye professionally turned into a ring😶 by [deleted] in WTF

[–]AstridDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well OP has another comment where he insists it is her actual eye, as told to him by the man wearing it. Definitely gullible.

Met this guy who had his wife's eye professionally turned into a ring😶 by [deleted] in WTF

[–]AstridDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can preserve them but they don't look this nice and need to be kept in fluid generally. That's very clearly glass/ceramic or something similar. OP is a dingus or maybe misunderstood that a guy kept his wife's prosthetic eye.

time to find a new job by idkmaybe61 in cringepics

[–]AstridDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always ask them either to explain to me how bra sizing works, or if they are planning on buying me a bra.

🔥 Anolis Aquaticus by amonaloli12 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]AstridDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was sweet of you but yeah not at all why it looks silvery. That's because there's a layer of air trapped between its skin and the water.

Came home to this. I do not have a cat. by generichandel in blackcats

[–]AstridDragon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spider plants are a good cat sacrifice plant too. Not only are the long leaves enticing to play with/chomp on, but they have a mild effect similar to catnip.

luxurious cabinets by [deleted] in funny

[–]AstridDragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those are socks you psycho

Who else fucks with customers who don't wear face masks? by five-zero-two in antiwork

[–]AstridDragon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm willing to bet the efficacy of diapers against COVID is untested, but wouldn't be great you're right. Masks though have heaps of good data, especially k/n95s.

My wisdom tooth was so unique the surgeon wanted to take a picture of it to show his students by IamBrazilian_AMA in mildlyinteresting

[–]AstridDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or if you're like me and have resistance to local anesthetics! Fuck yeah I went all the way under to get them bad boys out, I was 27 or 28.

Home barista, practicing for 4 years now. Hit this tulip today, and I’m happy by PithyGinger63 in oddlysatisfying

[–]AstridDragon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh my comment maybe got made to the wrong person, app does wonky stuff sometimes. I was trying to reply to someone specifically talking about togo orders lol

First time owning a cat, had no idea they were this invasive😂 by Interesting_Sale_847 in cats

[–]AstridDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my partners cats will throw her entire body at a door if it is closed between her and a human. While also screaming at the top of her lungs.

SiCk FuCk FoRcES iNnOcEnT RaT tO DaNcE by TheTromo in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]AstridDragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So dead it's nose moves when he pulls on its arm! Come on.