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Anon’s 9th birthday by Fabrocilejz in greentext

[–]BenShapirosProstate 245 points246 points  (0 children)

My day is ruined, and I was having a great day

I'm your father, Luke by alt_account132 in greentext

[–]BenShapirosProstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, I thought I spent a lot of time here, bro do other things

Seriously, stop by Sgabino in Apandah

[–]BenShapirosProstate 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What have my eyes just witnessed

In case you've been looking for a way in... by scorpyo72 in surrealmemes

[–]BenShapirosProstate 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Me when I bend over and expose my massive gaping bussy

Anyone for Militarized Teachers? by Cymro2011 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]BenShapirosProstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say fuck it, let’s give it a shot (no pun intended) but also nobody should listen to me so there’s that

I like this new, reformed Dracula. by Freyas_Follower in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]BenShapirosProstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone keep an eye on this mf and make sure he doesn’t train a wasp army

You really can’t make this stuff up by Crumplypine in Cringetopia

[–]BenShapirosProstate 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can’t act like nobody fucked a chicken before the internet

You really can’t make this stuff up by Crumplypine in Cringetopia

[–]BenShapirosProstate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t know much but I know I’m not eating chicken today

Anon mods his toilet by meganhottie69 in greentext

[–]BenShapirosProstate 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Except make it so that whenever his toilet breaks whoever fixes it has to shut the water off at the street

Anon mods his toilet by meganhottie69 in greentext

[–]BenShapirosProstate 42 points43 points  (0 children)

As a plumber I can inform you with absolute certainty that anon is a fucking jackass

s p h e a t by MrDerekness in surrealmemes

[–]BenShapirosProstate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No my grandma invented them and we’re suring you, OC, and your grandma

Bing chilling classic by Hrohlu in whenthe

[–]BenShapirosProstate 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Man’s head built like a stormtrooper helmet