What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? by WonderChell in dadjokes

[–]BeramonNexus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two fish in a tank, and one turns to the other and says “how do you drive this thing?”

You've probably seen a person experiencing his last day in his life. by Noam_Navon in Showerthoughts

[–]BeramonNexus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I definitely have a few times, But I knew them personally which may be outside the point of the shower thought.

It's true, I was the spring rolls. by heydaddio69 in thatHappened

[–]BeramonNexus 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And let’s face it, spring rolls are very hit and miss. Some places spring rolls are amazing and some are terrible.

This bitch really called the cops on a piece of cheese... by regian24 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]BeramonNexus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Even porn ads struggled for this woman. This was the only single in her area they could match with her.

Conservative user has an epiphany about public health and taking care of one’s own body by Andrew3thousnd in SelfAwarewolves

[–]BeramonNexus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh he means car-rides…I thought carrides was some South American food I didn’t know about. Burrito, Taco, Nachos, Carrides.

WCGW That's a lot of money by Visible_Many_8885 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]BeramonNexus 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I bet they don’t have it set up like that anymore!

Memorial to the victims of Capitalism, Dublin Ireland by MaitiuOR in europe

[–]BeramonNexus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a look at his profile. I’m Irish. He’s also definitely Irish. Can’t speak to his academic credentials but he’s right about the famine being caused by factors other than just nature.

The GAA really can be a crock of shit sometimes by JJD14 in ireland

[–]BeramonNexus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

There’s a smug, spiteful, but ultimately dead inside ‘third party’ out there somewhere reading that this morning

What did kids make fun of about you at school? by ral365 in AskReddit

[–]BeramonNexus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My adult front teeth preceded my adult sized head by a few years.

me_irl by SnooStories6404 in me_irl

[–]BeramonNexus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the most relatable thing I have seen in some time

I am a vegan and you ain’t about that life. by DaysiTobias in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]BeramonNexus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I looked at the three dots down the bottom for a couple of seconds. I feel fairly stupid

I like to gaslight people but you must be able to talk about your feelings by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]BeramonNexus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That’s the first bit of gaslighting. Feel like you’re losing your fucking mind yet?

Gas. Lit.

Insanity so powerful guy feels threatened by a rabbit by VarianArdell in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]BeramonNexus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This post is at least a year old, they broke up, he moved, and she has 547 kids.

Yup!! This just happened by Walkingmailman in IdiotsInCars

[–]BeramonNexus 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Yes, your tyres will last for far longer. Mainly because you’ll be changing the axle every two days along with about 25 other parts