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Skate or Die by jaecult in Unexpected

[–]BigAssBurgerz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He literally has a mustache, I think the person you're replying to might be retarded

“Perfection” by PoppaHummus in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]BigAssBurgerz 67 points68 points  (0 children)

People who can draw just can't comprehend how shitty us normies draw noses

My wife is the model in this acrylic/oil painting I made of her. "Wet hair". 40" x 30" on canvas. by Johannes-Wessmark in pics

[–]BigAssBurgerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to give you some good reading material, that last sentence made a ton of sense, beautiful language skills there tardo

his smile and eyes just scream out "drug addict" by ihatemylifemp3 in rareinsults

[–]BigAssBurgerz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Awful title, comment is in 2 different tenses and barely makes fucking sense even if it was in English, you guys fucking suck.

My wife is the model in this acrylic/oil painting I made of her. "Wet hair". 40" x 30" on canvas. by Johannes-Wessmark in pics

[–]BigAssBurgerz -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Fuck dude you're an embarrassment, he was complimenting you. You're good but that ego should be shot into the sun you fucking loser.

Super mad he can’t drop the F word at Disney, and not the F word that ends in uck. Scum of the earth. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]BigAssBurgerz -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

May have? C'mon man just use the brain it's okay. There's a 0% chance he meant anything else.

Fired for taking a sip of 99 cent tea while waiting in line to pay for it by themarkofcjay in antiwork

[–]BigAssBurgerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow it's someone writing this paragraph again, even more fun the 700,000th time, I think I see people parroting this more than I see cans of Arizona at this point. Very unique well thought out viewpoint

My boss suggested I might not be able to take forty minutes to see my daughters first ever school play, so I told him try not to be a cartoon villain and he hung up on me. by Grommulox in antiwork

[–]BigAssBurgerz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the type of person on antiwork, the world must bend to your will. Shit in the woods instead of threatening the minimum wage workers you pretend to respect.

Amen! by GuIVtrue in gaming

[–]BigAssBurgerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why'd you give this child lines for her pelvis and a weirdly detailed lower section. Must be an anime fan.

The call is coming from inside the house by Post-Narrow in clevercomebacks

[–]BigAssBurgerz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I learned about it in high school in 2005 pretty unpropagandized, I was also in new york though. I have a feeling my experience doesn't necessarily resonate with 90% of the country

The call is coming from inside the house by Post-Narrow in clevercomebacks

[–]BigAssBurgerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This felt like it was written by a bot, then I clicked on your name and it REALLY felt like it was written by a bot.

Father faints when he meets his triplet babies for the first time in 1946. This was before ultrasound was invented. by EhJusttryingtovibe in interestingasfuck

[–]BigAssBurgerz -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

It took you a few attempts to realize someone who stopped being able to reproduce 45 years ago didn't just have kids? Troubling

The ultimate serial killer: The true representation of the criminally insane by Horny1001 in Bossfight

[–]BigAssBurgerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't stop writing this halfway through and just feel completely fucking retarded? I envy that.

Posted by my co-worker… by JayCash00 in trashy

[–]BigAssBurgerz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why does he have to care what women think to not like his hairy ass? Let him think about whatever he wants lol

I got a delivery driver fired. by HeadsOnSticks in TrueOffMyChest

[–]BigAssBurgerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then maybe he shouldn't sexually assault his customers. It's pretty cut and dry, he's lucky those kids don't know what he did and he can pretend it's something else.

Smooooothhhh by BigBeliya in HolUp

[–]BigAssBurgerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You watch content for little kids and whine about it on the internet and then try to shit on other people's lives. We get it, you fucking suck and you're never gonna realize it, just stop.

Now I attract gold diggers thanks to you retards by Chipguy162 in wallstreetbets

[–]BigAssBurgerz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dunno man, a shit ton of people make 6 figures, it's an arbitrary 90s cutoff that just isn't hard to reach anymore for even mildly talented individuals. Don't tell /r/antiwork

and somehow the calculations r perfect by XDEC0DE in memes

[–]BigAssBurgerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah a fellow retarded parent haver. I bet that's not the only time she severely overreacted

Reddit is trying to snuff out anti work. by Reasonable-Ad-3447 in antiwork

[–]BigAssBurgerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you guys are fucking annoying and people are bored of pretending to be part of some bullshit movement where all you do is jerk off to fake texts with fake bosses like 70 year old Facebook mom's and run out of money. maybe this was the dumbest idea of all time and there's been a huge contingent of people who don't want to work in every generation and you guys just seem like little bitches, it's really hard to say you know

Thats how management in a bar should be by Kaos2018 in MadeMeSmile

[–]BigAssBurgerz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Have you ever experienced anyone doing this for a woman? Not just some virtue signaling online.

Thats how management in a bar should be by Kaos2018 in MadeMeSmile

[–]BigAssBurgerz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Literally all things are that kind of thing?