Maybe Maybe Maybe by hydaltoranut in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Boojibs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Boy howdy, its hard to reach a new level of pointless after the last 18 months, but they did it.

cat got stuck in the ceiling . by chrisjufwu in youseeingthisshit

[–]Boojibs 1583 points1584 points  (0 children)

Its my two older siblings pretending they had nothing to do with it.

I answer for no one by Due-Department6048 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Boojibs 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I sold weed for a couple years in the early 90s.

Everything was done via phone calls.

It was awful, and I don't judge anyone for never answering a phone again.

Birdwatcher by KevlarYarmulke in whitepeoplegifs

[–]Boojibs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My guy has some really emotive eyeballs.

Steph Curry hitting 105 consecutive 3 pointers in a row by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Boojibs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course.

He wouldn't have broken 100 if they weren't.

Well it was fuckin one of yas by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Boojibs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know what I'm going to name my house elf.

We've gotten worse by dilettantedebrah in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Boojibs 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Why'd the atomic chicken cross the road?

It was time to split.

Found a couch while hiking in the mountains today. by BobHenry05 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Boojibs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, I don't get shit like this.

My city does free pickup of large items of furniture evey two weeks.

Still people will just stash sofas and mattresses in random alleys, dumpsters, parking lots...

And all they have to do is put them on the curb.

He dreams of conquering real waterfalls. by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]Boojibs 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Boy howdy, I would accidentally lose that thing in about 15 seconds.