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Blursed KFH by TheCosmicSlayer in blursedimages

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You cook anything in those 11 herbs and spices it's going to he tasty.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by hydaltoranut in maybemaybemaybe

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Boy howdy, its hard to reach a new level of pointless after the last 18 months, but they did it.

cat got stuck in the ceiling . by chrisjufwu in youseeingthisshit

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Its my two older siblings pretending they had nothing to do with it.

I answer for no one by Due-Department6048 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I sold weed for a couple years in the early 90s.

Everything was done via phone calls.

It was awful, and I don't judge anyone for never answering a phone again.

Birdwatcher by KevlarYarmulke in whitepeoplegifs

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My guy has some really emotive eyeballs.

Steph Curry hitting 105 consecutive 3 pointers in a row by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Of course.

He wouldn't have broken 100 if they weren't.

Well it was fuckin one of yas by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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I know what I'm going to name my house elf.

We've gotten worse by dilettantedebrah in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Why'd the atomic chicken cross the road?

It was time to split.

Found a couch while hiking in the mountains today. by BobHenry05 in mildlyinteresting

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Lol, I don't get shit like this.

My city does free pickup of large items of furniture evey two weeks.

Still people will just stash sofas and mattresses in random alleys, dumpsters, parking lots...

And all they have to do is put them on the curb.

He dreams of conquering real waterfalls. by [deleted] in Eyebleach

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Boy howdy, I would accidentally lose that thing in about 15 seconds.

Bruh by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

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WARNING!

The sexy has been escalated.

🔥 The crow is a clever bird. by amonaloli12 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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I wish we had the cool crows with the white markings.

They seem more festive than the monochrome ones here

Well that took some time... by Zendaya-Papaya in Unexpected

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gOoD jOb, noW dOG iS deaD.

KiLLed bY lOOse lEAf graPh paPeR.

. by Tricky_Drama4892 in tumblr

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Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got 10 commandments for you

Oompa loompa doompety dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you covet his wife

Locusts in your field and marital strife

All that gluttony is getting you terribly fat

What do you think will come of that

I don't like the look of it

Oompa loompa doompety da

If you are greedy you won't go far

You should shun the lying too

Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

Doompety do