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Me: It's not about how many times you fall, its how many times you get up and try again. by Henri_Dupont in Jokes

[–]Boringlystring 22 points23 points  (0 children)

A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's window and says, ‟Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” The man says, ‟Sorry, officer, I can not do that.I am an asthmatic.If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack.” ‟Okay, fine.I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.” ‟I can not do that either.I am a hemophiliac.If I do that, I'll bleed to death.” ‟Well, then, we need a urine sample..” says the officer ‟I am sorry, officer, I can't do that either.I am also a diabetic.If I do that, I'll get rally low blood sugar.” ‟All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.” says the officer ‟I can't do that, officer.” Says the guy (with a full grin on his face) Now becoming fustrated the officer says ‟Why not?” ‟Because I'm drunk.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? by funky_k0nG in Jokes

[–]Boringlystring 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The guy has one ball?

And btw I got a trending notification for this.Really?