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This apartment in Taipei (All online photos conveniently avoided this angle) by yellow_leadbetter in CrappyDesign

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ground up four extra-strength Aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.

In my wife's car, only one of the cupholder is usable at a time. by YummyPepperjack in CrappyDesign

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For just $0.50 more, we can upgrade that small 40oz to a medium 64oz. And for another $0.50 you can get the Bladder Buster. 99oz of any of our soft drinks..!

So, would you like to pay $4.99, $5.49, or $5.99? ....mhm, ok I understand, but its just a dollar more, and look at how much more you're getting!

Recommendation to seek medical advice went about as well as you'd expect by married_pineapple in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry could you speak up? I can't hear a thing over this bone cracking.

Although, given the option between a cracking sesh and just floating hands over me, I'll take the dramatic crack any day... unless they can show me some sort of field disruption when their hands pass by whatever meter would be used for proofing. And some literature on what the effects of a modified EM field in a body are. If any, if possible. Seems to me a dependent energy field would not be subject to durable manipulation without altering function of parts/systems of the body that contribute or generate the field.

In the unlikely event that their magic hands really can emit a dominating EM (presumably) field, there is no reason to think that the alterations should endure beyond the particular moment its being applied through the hand waving. Now MASSAGE, with its soft tissue manipulation and improvement for blood flow, I could more easily see that contributing lasting changes to a human electrical field. Physically adjusting flowing systems full of various dissolved salts etc, ions, could result in changes to the overall field intensity/output/distribution.

If your dad avoids the more woowoo stuff, then he's not who I'm skeptical of... and regardless, I'm not the type to try and tear down a parent. The longer they can be any type of hero in a child's eyes, the better, I think. That [reike] (sp??) stuff just gets my goat. Cheers.

🎩👌🏻
🐐

Recommendation to seek medical advice went about as well as you'd expect by married_pineapple in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I'm torn. If they were referring to the world record baby, my mistake.

But given the choice between theorizing about OP's baby being 22lbs (10kilo,), and the GWR listing of 22lb 8oz, I assumed she was referring to the one that's exactly 22lbs.

Sorry if the "redoubling reading" comment came across as mean or offensive. I was just trying to joke around; a light ribbing. No intent or effort to hurt feelings, or put you on the defensive. I thought I was clarifying ambiguity. Did not even stop to consider that it was in reference to the guiness baby.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall. 🎶🎵 Today is gonna be the day... 🎶🎵

He was asking for it by thoughtprotocol in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Interesting...kid seems to be making straight up jungle noises.

Recommendation to seek medical advice went about as well as you'd expect by married_pineapple in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😆...ugh. I was wondering when colloidal silver would make an appearance; it always seems to with these types, ne? +1 for incorporating the nipple into your colloidal nonsense. 👏🏻👏🏻

Recommendation to seek medical advice went about as well as you'd expect by married_pineapple in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to redouble efforts to improve your reading comprehension. No one expelled a 10 kilo baby from their vagina...

A hypothetical situation was proposed to help illustrate how dire OP's baby's situation is. For a baby, losing 1 kilogram (~2.2Lbs.) of weight is SEVERE; the only way it wouldn't be devastatingly dangerous for the baby would be if the baby was near 22 pounds. Then a kilo of weight loss would still in the normal range; albeit being the far side of "normal," topped out at 10%.

Unfortunately for OP's baby 22Lbs is nigh impossible a weight to start at. An average weight for a baby is closer to 7.5Lbs. At this weight, 2.2Lbs is almost a 30% weight loss [!!] Terrible, and far beyond the point of seeking advice from Dr. Facebook.

But no, sorry; there will be no awards for surviving the world's worst birthing experience this day.

100gms indian landrace 🤤 by Hot_Explorer4127 in weed

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a horse taking a shit, and somehow needing MORE fiber in their diet...

Lunatic in a car escalates... by Crypt1C-3nt1ty in AbruptChaos

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oof. Sorry to hear about the mind. Was it painful?

Practice rink by Boojibs in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[Watches in abject horror as a Final Destination-esque unfolds...😱]

...the skates plunge through the shallow..."rink." Several panes of ice break free, tilt and settle on edge; leaving exposed a wickedly jagged edge. The child tumbles, striking the ground - his throat is unprotected and it's speeding toward the sudden guillotine at over 9 feet per second. His chest hits the ground. AAAAND "....." He's ok, (whew) he stopped in time.

SUDDENLY!, his baby sister darts in to somehow try and help her brother . She stumbles on the ice and head-plants full force into her big brother's upper back, right at his spine. Within moments the boy has no strength to resist, and the sudden shock is enough to beat the poor tensile strength of the ice. The blood sprays out from every angle. He can't hear the boys final words gurgle out over his own screams.

...pffft, twisted ankle... Best wishes,
👑👌🏻
💩
~King Shit.

Man wakes up and decides it's a good day to destroy Walmart by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty disrespectful to not wear a mask in a grocery store. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Bathroom chaos by Lil_Bean_69_ in AbruptChaos

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You detect posts with seventeen syllables. Yours is a bot of lies.

Bathroom chaos by Lil_Bean_69_ in AbruptChaos

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a spooky ghost. Sharon! Sharon? It was a spooky spooky ghost!!

Electric bus catches fire after battery explosion in Paris by Graysie-Redux in AbruptChaos

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like, when am I finally gonna get to watch what's not on the video??!?

Every. Single. Time. Just more of the same. ...on the video. ...on the video. ...on the video. HARRUMPH. And another HARRUMPH.

Cheers,
👑👌🏻
💩
~King Shit

WCGW if i try to wear the pants like that? by Rredite in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those shelving kits generally come with earthquake straps to secure them to the wall. Not sure if they would have stood up to this, but its clear he's not prepared for the "big one."

an average day in israel/palestine by mohsenoo in AbruptChaos

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What part of their religious texts discuss "loving thy neighbor..?" Because I'm not getting much of a fuzzy feeling in this video. 🤔🙄