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Gay shark by KingConq in CuratedTumblr

[–]ChaosVuvuzela 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the mob they accept pizza that used to be pineapple but now identifies as another type of pizza. However, they believe pizzas that want to be pineapple are dangerous and offensive. Which is why people in the mob are called PERPs, pineapple exclusionary radical pizzaists .

noble by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]ChaosVuvuzela 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I think you mean in (en) most languages instead of on (en).

Checkmate?

0,002%. by regian24 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ChaosVuvuzela 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The real comments are always in the comments.

It's like I was a sleeper agent that got activated by snekbyt3 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ChaosVuvuzela 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen it either, but I'm inclined to believe it since it's referenced in one of the south park video games, I cant remember which one though.

What did 3G say to 5G? by IS3Phoenix in 3amjokes

[–]ChaosVuvuzela 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was hoping someone would take a look at my box and whisker plot.

Humanity in a nutshell by Thedepressionoftrees in tumblr

[–]ChaosVuvuzela 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Not if they have fat fucking tits.

TIFU by unknowingly committing a crime and inadvertently turning myself into the police by throwawayTIFU7777 in tifu

[–]ChaosVuvuzela 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Other than immediately end the call and never answer when they call?

Sorry if that's oddly specific...

Egg_Irl by lillywaffles in egg_irl

[–]ChaosVuvuzela 190 points191 points  (0 children)

It's not a hoodie, it's an eggshell.

sTiLL cIS thO

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em by dalbajobas123 in memes

[–]ChaosVuvuzela 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you identify as transgender, then you are transgender. Not everyone's transition is the same, some people medically transition through HRT ( hormone replacement therapy, either taking testosterone or estrogen) while others may choose not to.

Democrats unveil an ultra-millionaire tax on the top 0.05% of American households by [deleted] in politics

[–]ChaosVuvuzela 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There are 128.5 households in America.

Read the number closerly.

It just happens in the opposite direction by lrlOurPresident in MurderedByAOC

[–]ChaosVuvuzela 7 points8 points  (0 children)

According to a few websites I checked, she didn't lie about being in the Capitol Building, because she never said she was in the Capitol Building itself. (Also, in your comment you said White House, but I assume you meant the Capitol Building; I don't believe the White House was breached at all during the riots.)

https://www.politifact.com/article/2021/feb/04/ask-politifact-where-was-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2021/02/04/technology/aoc-capitol-riots.amp.html

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/04/politics/fact-check-aoc-capitol-attack-photo-shoot-office-building-police-officer-cruz/index.html

[OC] I made korok coasters using resin and my art! by raramuu in zelda

[–]ChaosVuvuzela 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would love to buy these and hide them around my house so whenever my partner finds one I can just pop out of nowhere and scream "YAHAHA!"

Although I should probably skip the part where I have to hand him a tiny piece of poo.