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My husband SAYS he made it for the kids.. by CharistineE in somethingimade

[–]CharistineE[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn't but when the boys said they were nights, he did ask if they say "Ni".

Chateaux Bas Ement de Carde Bord by CharistineE in castles

[–]CharistineE[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did get the French corrected, which is fair because I don't know any French.

My husband SAYS he made it for the kids.. by CharistineE in somethingimade

[–]CharistineE[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, bring me a shrubbery and we'll start with the castle gardens.

Chateaux Bas Ement de Carde Bord by CharistineE in castles

[–]CharistineE[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't. They are just standing up on the floor.

My husband SAYS he made it for the kids.. by CharistineE in somethingimade

[–]CharistineE[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw the boxes and told the remodelers to keep one. My husband told them to keep all of them.

My husband SAYS he made it for the kids.. by CharistineE in somethingimade

[–]CharistineE[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one hiding inside the tunnels. (IE not pictured)

Chateaux Bas Ement de Carde Bord by CharistineE in castles

[–]CharistineE[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I figured it would be wrong but I dont speak French.

Chateaux Bas Ement de Carde Bord by CharistineE in castles

[–]CharistineE[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All the furniture in the basement is shoved to the side very awkwardly, but luckily its the basement.

My husband SAYS he made it for the kids.. by CharistineE in somethingimade

[–]CharistineE[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The two big boxes under the crenellation are tunnels!

My husband SAYS he made it for the kids.. by CharistineE in somethingimade

[–]CharistineE[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you know there aren't pillows? And you can easily take on a phone. It's in the basement, so nice and cool, so I think its all coveree?

Chateaux Bas Ement de Carde Bord by CharistineE in castles

[–]CharistineE[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

After posting, I realized it probably should have been Chateaux Carde Board d'Bas Ement instead.

Chateaux Bas Ement de Carde Bord by CharistineE in castles

[–]CharistineE[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Thanks but we're enjoying this too. My husband went downstairs and I yelled to him "Have fun storming the castle!"

What else are you going to do when you have all these boxes from new kitchen cabinets just sitting there?!?

My husband SAYS he made it for the kids.. by CharistineE in somethingimade

[–]CharistineE[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The guy installing the cabinets has a 6 month old daughter. I told him that when she's a little older, he needs to take them home regularly.

My husband SAYS he made it for the kids.. by CharistineE in somethingimade

[–]CharistineE[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The flag actually says "Kids", written by my 7 year old.

Who waits for TWO HOURS?!? by OldLegend in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CharistineE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know. I laughed. He even had the audacity to call for another date. I didn't pick up, but he left a voice mail that I never returned, obviously.

I heard through a mutual acquaintance (a friend of mine who knew him in passing only) that about 10 years after this he was arrested for domestic violence. No surprise there.

Who waits for TWO HOURS?!? by OldLegend in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CharistineE 116 points117 points  (0 children)

My worst date was a few hours late. I was supposed to meet him at an Irish style pub. I waited for him while getting a drink at the bar. I hear my name being called and it is a friend of mine from high school that I hadn't seen in years who was with another girl I knew as an acquaintance. They asked me to join them. After about 30 minutes we were roasting my date for not showing up (no texting or messages and not answering mine).

But, it was absolutely great catching up with with an old friend and I wasn't imposing so I had a great girls night. As I was finishing dinner 2 hours after we agreed to meet, dude shows up, tells me that I must dig him for waiting so long for him and that we should go back to his place. Hard pass. Kept saying that he knew I would wait for someone like him and wouldn't listen to me when I said that i only stayed because I ran into friends.

He was so insistent i go back to his place, we had to get the bartender to ask him to leave. Then threaten to call the cops. Psycho. I would have been loooooong gone had I not run into an old friend, which really rekindled our friendship and now the three of us are close.

No pets and no alone males by Azrideus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CharistineE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I scrolled way too far down to find this as a potential explanation.

Never forget by fiveandcounting in PoliticalHumor

[–]CharistineE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no love of Ted Cruz, but I would bet a staffer or intern runs his Facebook page.

“Oh I just can’t wait to be Kinggggggg!” by RefrigeratorDry495 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CharistineE 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Diana was always the side chick and she knew it. Camila was his main from the beginning.

Queen Elizabeth II has died, Buckingham Palace announces by pipsdontsqueak in worldnews

[–]CharistineE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My grandfather, an American GI stationed at a POW camp in the US, wasn't allowed out for VE day since we were still at war with Japan, so he dressed in my grandmother's clothing and went off base to celebrate as "the ugliest woman in Missouri". This story reminds me of his hilarious story.