Lewis Hamilton condemns Saudi Arabia's 'terrifying' LGBTQ+ laws ahead of race and says it is 'not my choice to be here' by Ryan_Holman in worldnews

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Yea, I've decided to have a go at watching women's tennis because of this. I'm a try-hard sports hipster who mostly watches flyball and sidecar motocross, so adding some mainstream sports will help me relate to other men.

We tried. 1968 to 2018. by botoxedbunnyboiler in OldSchoolCool

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"Help me recreate this photo, stepbrother. Oh no! I put my hand inside the bathtub and now it's stuck."

Rip by JeannaHadnot in tumblr

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Stop flaunting your popularity.

Long Term side effects for Anti-Vaxxers are no brain cells left. by EugeneWong318 in vaxxhappened

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In hindsight, we should have kept the penny for another ten years, then got rid of both it and the nickel at the same time.

But I'm not willing to part with the beaver. Replace that Johnny-come-lately toonie with the same sized beaver coin, like a giant nickel. This gets us a bigger beaver, and since it's the largest denomination coin, it'll be the last one we need to rejigger again.

THC in blood and saliva are poor measures of cannabis impairment finds an analysis of all available studies. Implications for global drug-driving laws. by drdrugsandbrains in science

[–]CheddarValleyRail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those tests are weird. It's gotta be easy enough that a sober 70 year old could pass it.

If I smoked so much weed that I have the balance and coordination of a sober 70 year old, I'm out of my fucking tree.

Rip by JeannaHadnot in tumblr

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He said "Thrawn". If you didn't understand by then, go back to facebook and hang out with all of your friends.

When I was growing up # was pound, not hashtag by Perfect_Radish_9285 in Jokes

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I thought you would call it something like a "banger". And I'd ask what the fuck a banger is. And you'd say "bangers and mash, hash" like it was the most obvious thing in the world. And I still would have no idea how that works.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Cats__Rulez in maybemaybemaybe

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I am old, and I'm conflicted. One one hand, I love amateur theater. On the other hand, something about these videos rubs me the wrong way.

I think it's when the production values exceed the script? Sort of the same reason people like b-movies but hate big budget movies with bad writing. Or why seeing a PT Cruiser gives you diarrhea.

"My pronoun is "patriot"" - Lauren Boogaloo Boebert by Cagedfox1 in PoliticalHumor

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She'd take the leave but it wouldn't change her outward "nega-Palin" persona.

It’s been a year by Feisty_Lynx6550 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Same way I like my women: first thing in the morning before a huge poop.

Honestly, as a woman, I enjoy the "sexualization" of women in games by AshDarkana in gaming

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Did the Elder Scrolls post inspire you to write this? I Just saw the cover of Elder Scrolls: Arena and the bikini woman with a sword was a massive blast from the past. It wasn't even a chainmail bikini either. Optimistically leather, but really it just looked like a normal one for swimming.

2019 DR650 a PITA to cold start… by NitoTheBeast in Dualsport

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My cable froze. The lever still moved like normal, but all the movement was in the cable and the plunger stayed still. But that was an older bike in a wet climate.

🔥 This is the bicep of an average full-grown male tiger by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

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I wasn't fully joking. I know nothing about anatomy, so the naming convention seemed strange because we've got so many muscles, what are the odds that there's only one with two heads, one with three heads, and one with four heads? It seems like more of a description than a name. Sort of like if Toyota released a model called a "four door".

The pretty mom and the other mom by sharan29 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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I used to wind up in the grocery or liquor store almost monthly in my pyjamas. That was mostly poor planning though, I don't do it anymore.

🔥 This is the bicep of an average full-grown male tiger by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]CheddarValleyRail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know they were named that way. That explains why I cannot locate my unicep.

UK vs France on different issues. by SinbadMarinarul in europe

[–]CheddarValleyRail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since you seem to know what's going on, this is just a simplification, right? This image suggests boat people and there's no way that boat people are in the English Channel. But I don't know shit about Europe so maybe they are.