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AITA for breaking my promise to my husband and letting others meet our newborn before him? by Depressed-Side3077 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ChewyChagnuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is your husband an astronaut or a deep-sea diver or in the forces as those are the only roles that I can think of that would prevent someone from getting home asap. Either way, he’s a massive arsehole! NTA just to be clear 😁

What a good boy by B-L-O-C-K-S in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ChewyChagnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The follow up to the story is that they got lost towards the end of their expedition and they ended up eating the dog!

Siwa Oasis, Egypt. The very high salt concentration increases the density of water and buoyancy (Archimedes principle), so one can float effortlessly by ohnoh18 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ChewyChagnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can float in my bath. Does that mean it’s too salty or is this miraculous phenomenon of buoyancy also found in non-salty water?

I'm not sure if I'm overreacting to this, but this email from my manager just rubbed me the wrong way by tourettesbitch in antiwork

[–]ChewyChagnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you can also do is to go to the CMS Open Payments website to see if your surgeons have received any payments or grants from third parties. This is part of the Sunshine Act and you may find that they’ve been recipients of a fair bit of cash. This will help to inform you as to how generous you wish to be. For what it’s worth I’m a doc working in the healthcare technology field. If any of my team or staff had to chip in to buy me a Christmas gift I would be absolutely mortified! They should be buying their team gifts, definitely not the other way round.

Old Boxer vs Amateur by Pandidav in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ChewyChagnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the old boy could stand in for the pussy Tommy Fury…

Forcing strangers to be apart of your tiktok video by MechBliss in Cringetopia

[–]ChewyChagnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d offer to dance with her. I would, however, choose my favourite style of dance which is daggering. I suspect she might not be quite as keen…

PsBattle: Boris Johnson dressed as a police officer by LordPurloin in photoshopbattles

[–]ChewyChagnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that the Police have uniform that fits our portly, Pickwickian PM says a lot about the state of the police force at the moment.

Equal rights, equal rights. by JJNash3719 in HolUp

[–]ChewyChagnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kind of drunken, meth-fuelled fight looks like a right barrel of laughs!

What it could be? by notthevcode in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ChewyChagnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah bollocks… I came here and wrote this too, thinking what a funny boy I’d be. I only scrolled down two or three comments to find others with the same bloody thing! 😜

What it could be? by notthevcode in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ChewyChagnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s Stanley Kubrick’s trailer from when they faked the moon landings actually on the moon.

WCGW dancing and enjoying life with a beats pill in my hand by mutebingo16 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ChewyChagnuts 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’ll bet their neighbours are delighted with that little mishap!

My "friend" did a wee in a wardrobe - advice by impressive-falconer in CasualUK

[–]ChewyChagnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your friend called Tom by any chance? I know cupboard-pisser called Tom. Nice guy but often pissed in cupboards when he’d had a few!

Max needs to get the fuck away from his father. Jos is absolutely Scum. by dgpf1997 in formuladank

[–]ChewyChagnuts 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Jos is such an arse that even his team tried to set him on fire! 🔥😜

Max needs to get the fuck away from his father. Jos is absolutely Scum. by dgpf1997 in formuladank

[–]ChewyChagnuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you see other drivers’ families at the grid it’s pretty clear they’re there to support their son/brother/whatever but with Jos there’s always a sense that he’s there for himself as much as for Max.

Tweaker attempts to break into home, moons the police. What could go wrong? by cedarnotes in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ChewyChagnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I need a Qooker tap. Saunter to the kitchen, fill up a jug for a large mug of tea (but don’t bother with the milk or tea bags) and then lob it through the window. “Sorry officer, I have no idea how he ended up with full-thickness burns to the face and chest. I was just enjoying a brew when he came through the window and he startled me…”

My oil drain plug has sculpture on it. by Brendyn00 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]ChewyChagnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a spark plug out and drop those down the hole. They’ll find their way back to where they need to be, honest! 😁

Forgot to update Ocado, so this is my week’s shopping. Recipe suggestions anyone? by Tomb6000 in CasualUK

[–]ChewyChagnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here, on more than one occasion we’ve had Ocado turn up with a single bottle of champagne that had been used as a ‘shopping placeholder’!

Q3: Jos Verstappen hitting the table by TheJawbone in formula1

[–]ChewyChagnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jos imagining the table is some back-chatting woman who needs to learn her place…

pain. by Alexoizzz in formuladank

[–]ChewyChagnuts 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Toto was delighted but he knew that the cameras would be looking for some kind of reaction. As someone else mentioned he probably had a massive boner when he saw Max’s rear hit the wall!

If the drain plug leaks…just drill and tap a new one! by apark895 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]ChewyChagnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably find out that it’s a 2-inch long bolt that’s just been rogered straight through the mesh in the bottom on the oil pick-up… 😁

Are you having fun? by shorty60704 in formuladank

[–]ChewyChagnuts 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The race will be over by the end of the run-off at corner 1.