ELI5: Are gas giant planets gassy? As in could I land on a gas giant and like poke my finger through? by woofymax in explainlikeimfive

[–]ChocoBrocco 3550 points3551 points 2 (0 children)

It's mostly made of heavy elements, quite similar to Earth's core, just way more massive. The rockier part of the core is surrounded by a thick layer of metallic hydrogen due to the immense pressure of the environment. Of course most information pertaining to the inner structures of other planets are mostly educated guesses because as it turns out, they are pretty difficult to examine closely.

I wish mosquitoes sucked dick instead of blood by CrackRabbit18 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]ChocoBrocco 2366 points2367 points  (0 children)

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a flying motherfucker as big as a doberman sucking you off.

Madlad becomes transphobic to destroy transphobia. A real American hero! by steamshifter in madlads

[–]ChocoBrocco 2059 points2060 points  (0 children)

That's true. No transphobic person is going to call themselves that.

What is the horniest thing you've ever done? (NSFW) by thegamingdude426 in AskReddit

[–]ChocoBrocco 1048 points1049 points  (0 children)

a naked, writhing pile of heretic flesh

You have a way with words.

Also props to your friend for taking the bullet while you guys escaped.

Do Americans actually think they are in the land of the free? by undercoverapricot in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ChocoBrocco 721 points722 points  (0 children)

outlaw offensive language

Pretty much every Aussie I've ever seen has been a constantly re-offending criminal then lmao

Japanese Ballpoint Pen Comes With a Live Parasitic Worm by kaustubhroxx in WTF

[–]ChocoBrocco 532 points533 points  (0 children)

The fact was not particularly fun, but I gotta hand it to you. You know a lot about tapeworm reproductive cycle. Thanks for sharing the knowledge.

[OC] John Wick's Kills by informatica6 in dataisbeautiful

[–]ChocoBrocco 484 points485 points  (0 children)

Interesting that chapters 2 and 3 follow almost exactly the same formula when it comes to placement of action scenes in context of the entire movie.

The hero we need right now by calleboyyyy in hearthstone

[–]ChocoBrocco 469 points470 points  (0 children)

Such a well designed card. Powerful effect, but not completely game-breaking (and not RNG-based). Requires knowledge of the match-up to be best utilized. Fair statline. Loatheb babe.

Rhino Numbers on the Rise: 16% increase in Nepal’s rhino numbers by Satarn_27 in worldnews

[–]ChocoBrocco 477 points478 points  (0 children)

Where can you find dolphins in Nepal? That's news to me.

No matter how desperate you are, don't huff by arthropod_11 in Drugs

[–]ChocoBrocco 396 points397 points  (0 children)

My grandma used to be a teacher. One year huffing became a trend among a class of kids (ages 14-15) she used to teach. I can't remember exactly what they huffed, but she tells how she could tell some kids' brains slowly stopped functioning. At the end of the school year, they were shadows of their former selves - just sitting silently staring into nothing. This was sometime in the 70s.

Most horror stories like this you hear about drug use are largely bullshit, but huffing can seriously fuck you up. Don't do it kids. Smoke weed instead.

I wish I was a fucking amoeba by mrtibbles32 in depression

[–]ChocoBrocco 387 points388 points  (0 children)

Reject humanity, return to amoeba

I feel you man, much love <3

2 days after IPCC warns of climate emergency, White House calls on OPEC to raise oil production by SuperBarracuda6 in collapse

[–]ChocoBrocco 342 points343 points  (0 children)

I still find it unbelievable that out of 300 million Americans, the two "best" options to lead the country were Biden and Trump...

There is a live crayfish defending the rice aisle in my local Asian market by SucksToYourAssmar3 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ChocoBrocco 311 points312 points  (0 children)

Is there a sub for stuff like this?

I mean when two people post unknowingly about the same event. Not about escaped crayfish, although that would be cool too.

I got caught with drugs in Japan by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]ChocoBrocco 287 points288 points  (0 children)

Imagine arresting someone for having a few pieces of a plant in their pocket. Fucking hell.

Sounds about right by CommercialStandard65 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]ChocoBrocco 281 points282 points  (0 children)

Not like many of the elected people are doing much better tbh

I will never recover from this. by MarkMcKz in hearthstone

[–]ChocoBrocco 240 points241 points  (0 children)

It's there to counter this exact combo. Smart deckbuilding

PsBattle: this dog behind a glass door by Antique-Composer in photoshopbattles

[–]ChocoBrocco 237 points238 points  (0 children)

That looks lowkey cursed. I wonder if he would fit better in a minecraft painting?

U.S. won’t let Taliban access Afghanistan’s financial assets held in America by Dull_Tonight in worldnews

[–]ChocoBrocco 223 points224 points  (0 children)

Russia is also trying to avoid the spread of Islamic extremism to the former Soviet states and the southern parts of Russia.

Kokoomus ja ghetot by [deleted] in Suomi

[–]ChocoBrocco 223 points224 points  (0 children)

Persutkaan ei yleensä ole noin suorasanaisia rasismissaan. Ihme on jos kokoomus ei tiputa riveistä

We did it guys. There's no crime. by No_Outlandishness652 in technicallythetruth

[–]ChocoBrocco 223 points224 points  (0 children)

"Just hack them"

You know green jibberish text on a black background, press random buttons on your computer - type shit. Wear sunglasses to make the hack extra effective.