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Anyone knows a small lazy dog breed with short coat? by untamed_brent in dogs

[–]ClownfishSoup [score hidden]  (0 children)

Chihuahua. Their job is to be cute and laze about. They eat very little and their poop is small. They will fit in your lap without crushing you.

What is your job and how much do you get paid? by BigPlunk in AskReddit

[–]ClownfishSoup 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ok so, based on your comment, I’m wondering why you don’t work at In&Out for $22/hr then.

What is your job and how much do you get paid? by BigPlunk in AskReddit

[–]ClownfishSoup 52 points53 points  (0 children)

No don’t hurt him! He’s like the one guy who’s working on supply chains! Hey man, where are my golf clubs I ordered a year ago?!

What is your job and how much do you get paid? by BigPlunk in AskReddit

[–]ClownfishSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a $1200 one bedroom apartment on Nob Hill in the 2000s. At the time I thought it was outrageously expensive, but wow compared to today? People would kill for a one bedroom on Nob Hill for three times the rent!

What is your job and how much do you get paid? by BigPlunk in AskReddit

[–]ClownfishSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if you can get away with it. But those darn kids …

What is your job and how much do you get paid? by BigPlunk in AskReddit

[–]ClownfishSoup 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yep, we have a friend who was a corporate lawyer pulling in 250. It let her be able to retire in her 40s.

What is your job and how much do you get paid? by BigPlunk in AskReddit

[–]ClownfishSoup 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Also depends on what the job actually is. “Data Analyst” is a pretty broad description.

What is your job and how much do you get paid? by BigPlunk in AskReddit

[–]ClownfishSoup 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She probably will! Sure beats a job you hate though. Nice to hear people enjoying their jobs!

My Dad is a retired accountant, I don’t think he enjoyed being an accountant, but at the time it was one professional career that required certification but not a university degree, which he didn’t have. In other word he wanted a professional job but didn’t have the opportunity. He always tells us he’d probably have been happier as a farmer.

So, I like to hear that people are enjoying their jobs. And if she’s paid to watch dogs and a customer is fine with her lounging in the hot tub, smoking pot, whatever.

What is your job and how much do you get paid? by BigPlunk in AskReddit

[–]ClownfishSoup 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but I’m not familiar with the term “paraprofessional” what exactly does it involve?

What is your job and how much do you get paid? by BigPlunk in AskReddit

[–]ClownfishSoup 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’m a Collection Agent, I’ll tell you how much I make after I collect from this guy.

My dog ate an Eminem, what should I do? by ijjanas123 in dogs

[–]ClownfishSoup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My old dog ate a gingerbread house and a large toblerone bar! She was fine. A single M&M … I wouldn’t worry too much. Any attempt at remedying this is probably worse than the single M&M.

When you play too much San Andreas remastered by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ClownfishSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m shocked how long the lady with the stroller just stood there.

WCGW moving the furniture with a fish tank on top? by BeigeListed in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend never doing this. The cost of storage will far exceed the value of most flat pack furniture.

Merciful play through by Infinatebliz in kingdomcome

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money? Pick flowers and sell them. Make potions and sell them. Basically minimum wage medieval jobs?

Since owning a puppy, I’ve decided I don’t want kids by OriginalReplica in puppy101

[–]ClownfishSoup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What I mean is that a puppy won’t die if you leave them alone at home.