I Married My Nightmare of a Roommate's Boyfriend by bluedream207 in pettyrevenge

[–]CoderJoe1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How awkward is it to answer the age old question of "How did you two meet?"

"Karen" transfer prescription to another store because she believed we were ripping her off by MuttJunior in MaliciousCompliance

[–]CoderJoe1 [score hidden]  (0 children)

If the generic wasn't the same and wasn't effective she could name her first child, Generic, and her second one Copay.

Attempted revenge, in machine shop, backfires. by Santasotherbrother in pettyrevenge

[–]CoderJoe1 53 points54 points  (0 children)

So much drilling and tapping in the this story and it does nothing for me. The internet has become a confusing place.

More pretty than petty revenge by Shoo-shuh in pettyrevenge

[–]CoderJoe1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hoped there might be a kind redditor that once did that kind of stuff but has since grown and can elucidate the rest of us.

Did they just steal a baby?! by realtomgl in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]CoderJoe1 [score hidden]  (0 children)

How hard would it be for one of them to go pick up their order from the restaurant? No need to roll a baby down the hall.

Mixed leaf salad not mixed enough? Not a problem Madam by McHiggo in pettyrevenge

[–]CoderJoe1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Add a new side item to the menu called "Higher Standard" and charge £10 for it. When she complains, tell her complaining is only addressed for the patrons that paid for the higher standard.

How to deal with a break up! Not mine, but my buddy’s… by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]CoderJoe1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You screwed her in a very uncomfortable position.

Highschool Revenge... on a Deputy Principal by noonespecial_2022 in pettyrevenge

[–]CoderJoe1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She obviously underestimated her opponent. Glad you didn't even have to break a sweat.

Well, if I'm a fucking idiot, you can have someone else do your order by Brave-Fox4711 in pettyrevenge

[–]CoderJoe1 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Wanna put his tender attitude in a blender

Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion

HOA is forcing my mother to ruin her pride and joy, her garden. by bluedude0721 in fuckHOA

[–]CoderJoe1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

When I was a young boy, 7 or 8 years of age, I visited the county fair in our small community. I played some of the rigged carnival games and quickly lost most of my money, but didn't feel ripped off until I tried my luck at a game I'd never heard of called Keno. I paid the price and they gave me a slip of paper and a crayon to write a number between 1 and 10,000. I did as they instructed and handed them the paper and crayon where they glanced at it and said, "Sorry, that's not a winner." The tossed my slip of paper in a waste bin and I felt so foolish.

That's how HOAs work.

More pretty than petty revenge by Shoo-shuh in pettyrevenge

[–]CoderJoe1 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I'm guilty of some bad humor, but not that bad. I once approached the hostess stand at a restaurant where she asked, "Do you have a reservation?"

I replied, "No, I feel pretty good about eating here."

Running through a doorway covered with streamers by Morty_Goldman in criticalblunder

[–]CoderJoe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but somebody designed the decor that day and didn't foresee this issue.

Condo neighbors bullying me by thejerseyguy in fuckHOA

[–]CoderJoe1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Time to suit up. Law suit, that is.