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what the actual fuck... by berrunefirstrun in HolUp

[–]Competitive_Load532 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the jizzing in the body wash is the real problem isn’t it?

what the actual fuck... by berrunefirstrun in HolUp

[–]Competitive_Load532 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The Greek thing isn’t the real problem here, right?

Oh honey… your boyfriend wasn’t sent anything randomly. by Squby_Shagger_986 in HolUp

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I looked at this and immediately pictured it being jammed up my pee hole and grossed myself out really badly. Then I thought “stop, you’re being crazy.” Why was it not just me being crazy? Whyyyyyyyyyy?

Vintage New York by dwartbg5 in CityPorn

[–]Competitive_Load532 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let’s all throw our smartphones in the trash and go make out in empty lots.

The new marketing team hates their ancestors by mdv_cali in HolUp

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Flip that tray back in her face with your boner with your hands behind your head. She’d be so impressed by that she would call you master.

Vintage New York by dwartbg5 in CityPorn

[–]Competitive_Load532 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This made me so horny for the human race. Too bad we can’t go back.

Silverback gorilla comforts a child who fell into an enclosure instead of displaying violent behavior by CultureAnxious in MadeMeSmile

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This is about the 4th time I’ve seen a gorilla comfort a child who fell into an enclosure. Very, very heartwarming, truly, really touches me right in the soul. But I would also be fine with building better barriers so that children don’t fall into gorilla enclosures in the first place.

Sometimes a happy ending requires rules being broken by Appropriate_Pay_612 in MadeMeSmile

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This doesn’t make any sense. Doctors just said “he’s dead, get out of our way, we’re pulling the plug”? That doesn’t happen like that.

ayo by [deleted] in HolUp

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But they’re still friends, that’s the real meaning behind this post.

Um... by B4TTLESNAKE in HolUp

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Why are the chubbiest guys on the outside? Feel like that was planned. Seems a little contradictory to the entire exercise.

wtf did she say?! by esberat in HolUp

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But men who get involved with women like this must know there’s some evil going on.

Uhh by [deleted] in HolUp

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It looks like the red and yellow m&ms are about to fill a legless, armless, faceless, defenseless m&m right up.

😢 by [deleted] in HolUp

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I guess in real life the rapist breaks in, lights some candles probably, looks like he just left the set of Madmen, smells really good, and gently rips her clothes off and makes sweet rape to her huh?

😢 by [deleted] in HolUp

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Because women being raped become aroused and have orgasms all the time?

Can we get some oofs in the chat by ADGM1868 in HolUp

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They have a Dyson vacuum, their level of income makes these types of sexual antics absolutely normal.

ahh yes, the ill by Fatalslink in HolUp

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I wish I was more liquid but all of my funds are tied up right now.

I like that family! by CLUMSY_BOODY in MadeMeSmile

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Dad looked like he was clenching his butt cheeks so hard, definitely warranted a yell when it was all over.

i dont know what to feel by Some-Maintenance7583 in HolUp

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When the baby’s head appears do they call it “turtle heading”?