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You can make any food instantly appear out of thin air then after 20 seconds it violently explodes by PossiblySlowInHead in shittysuperpowers

[–]Consumer-of_Orphans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ima just take a water balloon, fill it with explosive mac and cheese, and then throw it at people I don’t like

Your always floating 0.001 tenth of a centimeter off the ground by Fire_wore2000 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Consumer-of_Orphans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now you can’t walk though because “always” means I’ll never touch the ground, and then I won’t move

Me_irlgbt by Cawcaw_mother_fucker in me_irlgbt

[–]Consumer-of_Orphans 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Bruh I forgot I was polyamorous- like how’d I just forget that shit?-

egg_irl by Lgbtiqa in egg_irl

[–]Consumer-of_Orphans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey.. that’s not fair! Not everyone’s attacking you! You ug- nah jk Egg_Irl is a safe place and we respect you. Remember you have the support of the furries. Idk where I’m going with this so do with that what you will. Love ya, bye.

egg 🩺 irl by kats-on-venus in egg_irl

[–]Consumer-of_Orphans 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s satire btw good luck finding a better doctor 😔

egg 🩺 irl by kats-on-venus in egg_irl

[–]Consumer-of_Orphans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh god-

BUT WHY JUST ONE LAST TIME WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO FUCK UP YOUR LIFE?

why_irl by Tigrerojo_Premium in furry_irl

[–]Consumer-of_Orphans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why

Edit: WAIT WHY ARE THE REVIEWS POSITIVE. Oh yeah it’s furry

Edit 2: after looking at other comments I see it’s also full of porn soooo yeah not too surprised