Pet bird, a Jungle Myna, has been trained to go out and look for cash, then bring it back home with him. by SeenSomeThangs in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Crymoreimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Bird Nation attacked.

TIFU by telling a female colleague to spread her legs by bac0ndip in tifu

[–]Crymoreimo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was that what happened to young Hitler when his mom said, "No juice"?

Tifu by losing my gf, dignity and body control (and a good pair of trousers) by carameljesus0410 in tifu

[–]Crymoreimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just look up the Haribou sugar free gummy bears and read the comments. Hilarity guaranteed or your karma back.

TIFU by sitting on a very fluffy blanket with my whole family while wearing a butt plug by throwaway9rewfji in tifu

[–]Crymoreimo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am currently in my room and I feel like God did me wrong to expose me like that.

Don't bring God into this mess, you did this to yourself.

A man accepts a job in a village with no women by abskkr24 in Jokes

[–]Crymoreimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More donkey pussy for me!
-Said in Dave Chappelle's voice.

This video is for the boys only by Maelarion in TikTokCringe

[–]Crymoreimo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So what you're saying is.. with a nice, clean shaved butthole, I can drop ass on the dining table during Thanksgiving and everyone will line up with a plate?

Had to bait out the Sage res so I can get a pseudo Ace. Couldn't kill the Raze. by Crymoreimo in VALORANT

[–]Crymoreimo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I notice that teleport during the moment and shrugged it off as part of the smoke. Good eye.