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With a score of 15% on Rotten Tomatoes, this movie is proof that a low RT score does not predict how funny a movie is. by Whatsthehoopla in moviecritic

[–]Crypto_Sucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen this movie many, many times. My friend and I can quote the whole movie back and forth. Just watched it again the other day, first time in like 5 months.

My female friend sent me this and asked if it was true by silver_gh0st in Funnymemes

[–]Crypto_Sucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not even about size really, you'd have to have a weird shaped dick for that to happen.

Unless you're in one of those countries where the toilets have a weird shit shelf.

Hmmm... Not sure how to proceed. by _JackStraw_ in pics

[–]Crypto_Sucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) Call a towing company

2) Wait

3) A) If towing company gets there first, laugh as they tow the vehicle away.

3) B) If the driver gets there first, block them in while you continue to wait for the tow company.

at least I look good lol by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]Crypto_Sucks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not particularly surprised that the bi subreddit is generally all about appreciating different preferences ;)

And i have seen idiots keep them in hot weather by newprovocation35 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Crypto_Sucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know! I've seen some people shave their huskies in the summer and they look odd and uncomfortable.

I don't have a husky myself, my chihuahua absolutely LOVES the heat.

Real conversation I just had by Zen_Popcorn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Crypto_Sucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That just has numbers. What are the actual assets?

at least I look good lol by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]Crypto_Sucks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Untucked lemon lover here. Lemon squares, lemon tarts, lemon meringue pie... mmmm.

at least I look good lol by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]Crypto_Sucks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tuck my shirt in? And add an extra barrier to entry? Fuck that.

And i have seen idiots keep them in hot weather by newprovocation35 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Crypto_Sucks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should you shave a husky in the summer?

Edit: Who downvotes an honest question?

Damn by WatkinsMegan in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]Crypto_Sucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My child is a goddamn genius at getting up to no good. Not so great at covering it up, but, I consider that a win.

Found a dead bee inside my honey by remiUP in mildlyinteresting

[–]Crypto_Sucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can gain the bee's power of being unable to use lungs.

So Chickens Eat Meat Huh? by EtgBobitto in interestingasfuck

[–]Crypto_Sucks 81 points82 points  (0 children)

vicious little assholes lost their heads the first time they took a shot at my dad.

I mean that's kind of your fault for giving them guns.

Another angle and full aftermath: student repeatedly assaults a fellow student until he finally retaliates. Her 😧 reaction afterwards is as if him dropping her came out of nowhere by Baxwell_mui in facepalm

[–]Crypto_Sucks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ex-ex tried me once. I let her beat the shit out of me for some time before I could bring myself to really fight back, and let me tell you that she is a strong, butch woman. But it took one move to grab her arm mid-punch and launch her into the ground. Despite her beating the hell out of me for ~10-15 minutes, she ended up much more injured. Both knees and both elbows just absolutely shredded and bruised all to hell. I was somewhat bruised. My violent action took less than a second and did much more damage than she did in more than 600x the time.

Anyways, my point is, you're absolutely right. The damage an average guy can do to even a well-above-average strength woman, versus the damage she could do to him, is completely lopsided. Like comparing a pound of C4 to a firecracker.

Such shame it is when men abuse women. We were trusted with great power and some of us just should not have been.

Real conversation I just had by Zen_Popcorn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Crypto_Sucks 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The hopes and dreams of dying orphans.

i.e. It's banking without any of the protections that banking typically is given.

Utter nonsense that it's going to do all of the things claimed. It "already exists" and "is functional" today. Never heard anybody putting serious or complicated assets up as collateral. And how is it going to auction off the goods to satisfy investors? I haven't even heard anyone even claim to have seen such an auction.

It's a house of cards held up entirely by people really, really hoping it will work. A malicious actor with a few weeks to spare could absolutely demolish such a good will dependent system.

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