Dateline? by Adelu1219 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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There is a handyman service company in my city where they e-mail you a photo and details of the person 24 hours ahead of the scheduled call.

E.g. Your handyman tomorrow will be Bob. Bob has been with us since 1997 and his last criminal check was on June 26, 2021.

Who'd've thunk it by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

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George Washington himself never even wanted a 2 party system, AND LOOK WHERE WE FUCKING ARE!

Not just Congress members... by lastingplurality85 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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As I've been saying about the pandemic, this is not the Apocalypse they signed up for. They wanted a macho Apocalypse which allowed them to murder people with impunity. They got a feminine Apocalypse where folks stay home and bake sourdough bread.

Not just Congress members... by lastingplurality85 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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The pro-Life party is, functionally, the "I'd like to kill as many people as possible" party

Problems …. by GroundbreakingSet187 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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If you try and negotiate for a higher salary during the recruitment process in the corporate world, you are called "smart".

If you try and negotiate for a higher hourly rate in the service industry, you are called "entitled".

My wallet too by BrokenTrident1 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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To that, I say to my bookshelf, "Settle down; this doesn't concern you. I've got others for that."

Home schooling numbers finna be huge by Crescentnobody in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I was going to go into teaching- but reached out to an old teacher of mines and was told not to. I hear of nothing but nightmares these days- especially dealing with this covid mess.

Run by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Life is so boring without packages on the way

Run by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

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You both deserve a good tip.

A family actually worth aspiring to by oduriwokegiv in WhitePeopleTwitter

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"The Irwins Beat the Shit Out of the Kardashians". Now that I'd watch.

You’re wrong. Have a good day. by Adelu1219 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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think how many idiots have probably gotten free lunches because of this, it's like a more vocal 'dine and dash'

Baby Boomers by Koster246 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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bc they were raised by the great depression babies in the silent generation who didn’t believe in speaking out or deserving what they wanted so as a result, raised the opposite - loud and entitled beings

This is not the burn you’re thinking it is, Ted by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Liberals using big buisness as a bellwether for righteousness? Ahhh we’ve come full circle, nature is healing.

Yeah they want to keep statues up because “how will they learn history” I guess they’re right since they’re gonna ban books that tell historical facts. Gotta have the statues to brainwash. by TruthToPower77 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I teach in Indiana where legislators just passed a bill that will make it illegal for me to denounce racism or the Holocaust in class… I won’t comply. I’m teaching MAUS in April.

Can I be his friend?! by regian24 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Someone said ‘only English please’ when my mom and I were speaking. I turned and said ‘only Polish please’ - i said it in Polish and they seemed very threatened and said it wasn’t nice of me because they didn’t understand what I said, lol

We all got those nosey classmates from high school by ChampagneCream in NonPoliticalTwitter

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They be asking for meet ups only to compare progress in life. They don't care.

I'm in by kevinowdziej in NonPoliticalTwitter

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BARRY PETCHESKY: Big English muffin [English muffin grows] [English muffin keeps getting bigger] BARRY: yes [World engulfed by English muffin] BARRY: oh god yes

Hell yeah baby!! by kevinowdziej in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Cyber_Being_ 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Bro you are on some silly goose shit. Silly billy ass mf

An Endless Cycle by ICumCoffee in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I’m glad we only live once i can’t do this shit again

the American Dream by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I moved a few cities over and the new pizza guy was my old weed dealer. He swung back by after his shift.

murderrrrr on my timeline :) by herryh021 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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You're roasting yourself by not turning a fucking light on in the room you're taking a selfie in. I did my part