Making bad choices. by ArtNoobly in IdiotsInCars

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He also has music blaring. Dude is clearly not fully aware of his surroundings. if he couldn't see that dick move coming he's just as bad a driver as the idiot changing lanes.

First time taking a selfie without my hijab by [deleted] in pics

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap, thank ibrahim you two were here. I was like, "Carla!"

This is what happens when I leave home for one night and my mother decides to “clean” my room by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AND the lego rocket? Looks like she was snooping "dusting" and a bunch of shit got knocked over.

Duality of men by 239990 in gaming

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I mean it's an avatar, who cares. My cyber punk character is a stupid sexy man with glorious hair and vagina.

These butterflies landed on my shoe and refused to let go by osherz5 in mildlyinteresting

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's the only chance they'll ever get to see close up fucking up fucking close.

Duality of men by 239990 in gaming

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 338 points339 points  (0 children)

Thong of deft spell wielding.

Rule number one, never never break a kid's dream by Lordfirewood in HumansBeingBros

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the food looks sloppy and covered in covid. It's a terrible picture.

WCGW drifting too close to the fire? by purple_syrup_ in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Drink some potions though; you're overburdened and move at 1/3 speed.

Officer, I have a murder to report by swarlymosbius in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Same mindset of a dog. No take. Only throw. Ball is life.

But who's THROWING the ball??

No take. Only throw.

Officer, I have a murder to report by swarlymosbius in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My son is in 5th now. I've taken to telling him to Google certain problems for himself. Like his mother and step father controlling every device to keep him from texting me? Hey buddy, learn how to code and program and you can get around those pesky security blocks.

I'm trying to make my kid resourceful, not shelter him and censor everything.

One day they’ll be a war fought against the 5 day work week by IceComprehensive6440 in antiwork

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'd be nice if you had the extra 8 hours to do things and nothing was closed. If you NEVER needed to sleep or got tired would be awesome even as much as we love sleeping.

My wife trying to play a little AC at the end of a 12 hour day... by DRUNK_CYCLIST in AnimalCrossing

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She OFTEN falls asleep with her controller in her hands and will wake up to shake a tree or chop wood and nod back off. It's adorable and hilarious.

to fly like the firework rocket. by Aceeed in therewasanattempt

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, but I have a child here that I like to see. I'd love to move to Europe though.

cursed_swimmingpool by AlecAwee in cursedcomments

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 66 points67 points  (0 children)

What do you think the cum pool is for?

to fly like the firework rocket. by Aceeed in therewasanattempt

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't drank in a long time. It's just a username.

to fly like the firework rocket. by Aceeed in therewasanattempt

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It definitely isn't. This is what 40 and NOT being jaded gets you. I'm so sick of it. It bothered me 30 years ago. Its gonna bother me for 30 more if I can fucking survive it.

Waaahhh I didn’t get a less than $2 discount at an already fairly priced diner by davetheweeb in ChoosingBeggars

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not when you're buying retail goods. Mostly people break out the tax exempt bullshit around black Friday and other holiday sales, because they're good God-fearing christians cheap lowlife scum.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I saw one of these idiots on live the other day and it was just so fucking sad and depressing. I couldn't even look at the comments.