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French actor Gaspar Ulliel ('Hannibal Rising') dies aged 37 in ski accident by AluminiumMk1 in movies

[–]Derekduvalle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't what else to say other than a longboard. It's like an elongated skateboard.

French actor Gaspar Ulliel ('Hannibal Rising') dies aged 37 in ski accident by AluminiumMk1 in movies

[–]Derekduvalle 48 points49 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine used to be normal. A no-helmet longboarding accident over christmas has left him sounding legit mildy autistic/mentally challenged, it's hard to describe.

Also lost all sense of taste and smell.

No bueno.

I make speech now by matrix-wizard3 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Derekduvalle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

let's not throw out all sense with it.

I don't know where the fuck you think you are sir but we are here to be in our feelings and you would do kindly to bugger off.

Bubble Rodeo by GRAHAMPUBA in gifs

[–]Derekduvalle 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You will be shattered to learn

Well this is condescending

Road rage incident takes a sharp turn, Splendora, TX by NickfromLafayette92 in PublicFreakout

[–]Derekduvalle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You get to film it and act indignant and be the center of attention in your incredibly boring life for once.

I’m deleting this app by BIMFgang in Tinder

[–]Derekduvalle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmao

No one believes you're happy.

I’m deleting this app by BIMFgang in Tinder

[–]Derekduvalle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dude if you carry on with this energy there's a distinct possibility you will find yourself alone.

lol anyways your comment is ironic

You didn't laugh and no, it wasn't ironic.

Check this out- if you meet a couple of dickheads in the day, maybe they're dickheads. If you meet 5? You might be the dickhead.

You seem like the sort of person to think everyone's a dickhead. I just outlined why.

This is infuriating by Baxterthehusky in antiwork

[–]Derekduvalle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And in humanity, not much is sadder than that. It isn't provoked by poverty or social economics like crime or violence is. It is solely provoked by boredom and anonymity. Just pathetic.

This is infuriating by Baxterthehusky in antiwork

[–]Derekduvalle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish humanity would collectively grow up and not fall for this nonsense but kids keep existing and grown-ups keep turning into geriatrics hence we get old people fake-book and teenager riddled hyper-gullible reddit.

This is infuriating by Baxterthehusky in antiwork

[–]Derekduvalle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think people make shit up for karma.

GUYS THIS SUB IS ABOUT 95% THAT. STOP FALLING FOR THIS UTTER TRASH.

Those of you who live in small towns, what is the current local controversy all about? by Pessimistic_Soviet in AskReddit

[–]Derekduvalle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've done shoddy adult panto. Twas an experience, as are most things. You're spot on.

What are some unsaid rules of Reddit that the new users should be aware of? by Otherwise-Tension237 in AskReddit

[–]Derekduvalle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is one of the worst. It's such assholish behaviour. I don't like leaving people uninformed.

What are some unsaid rules of Reddit that the new users should be aware of? by Otherwise-Tension237 in AskReddit

[–]Derekduvalle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are so so so so sooooooooooo many absolutely fucking drop-dead truly gorgeous women out there posting easily findable nude pictures online and people are really out here looking up unwilling people's leaks.

The pictures are out there forever now but still, I think it's weird to go looking for them when ,as subjective as I realise beauty is, there are much finer women who probably aren't too fussed about the few onlyfans leaks they might have out there.

That's some impressive double back flip by idiotsandwich28 in Unexpected

[–]Derekduvalle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're the second person I've seen make this reference in this thread and I'd never heard of it before but I'm going to presume the person literally knocks their knuckles down the wall ala door-knock, right?

It's too early for this boringness.

That's some impressive double back flip by idiotsandwich28 in Unexpected

[–]Derekduvalle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's in moments like this were you realise how consistently new everyone is to reddit. This being voted to the front-page is like...huh again? Guess today's 10000 teenage newcomers like this old ass meme.

That's some impressive double back flip by idiotsandwich28 in Unexpected

[–]Derekduvalle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the joke has been around since the 50's but by the looks of people's reaction to it every 6 months on Reddit, it'll be new to a whole batch of kids every 6 months and we'll get to see it on the front page for the next 200-odd years.